The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

Started by Phanteros7 pages

someone needs a timeout.

Indeed.

For Link.
For anyone.

its physically impossible to lift multi-ton objects with a thought as well im pretty sure..

its physically impossible to lift multi-ton objects with a thought as well im pretty sure..
That is not physicly impossible, it doesn't break any of the laws of physics. So nope. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
For anyone.

So are you saying that, say, Juggernaut getting hit by a speeding Goron would be moved?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I dont know if you guys realize this (BT), but when Ganon banishes someone to a gap between dimensions, they are held in place by tk and burned to pieces by soul-raping fire and sucked in, not standing over a slow forming hole until they fall.
Now you're just lying you ignorant moron.

So are you saying that, say, Juggernaut getting hit by a speeding Goron would be moved?
Unless anchored, yes. But isn't his ability somethign along the lines of being unstoppable once he's moving? So if he was moving he'd have infinite momentum and the Goron would bounce off, but Kratos isn't The Juggernaut.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Besides, Ganon is immortal.

Ganon is clearly dead in Zelda 2. That game is supposed to be last in the timeline.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
The rest of you stop sucking weak god dick. Where the hell did you get the idea that the dimensions Ganon escaped were weakened? Thats just plain made-up BS.

Weapons that make the Master Sword look like a toy, huh? And yet you fail to mention one...
To hell with that weak-ass Sages Sword.

I dont know if you guys realize this (BT), but when Ganon banishes someone to a gap between dimensions, they are held in place by tk and burned to pieces by soul-raping fire and sucked in, not standing over a slow forming hole until they fall.

While I agree on the fact that just because the MS is the only thing in the Zelda games that can defeat Ganon doesnt mean its the only fictional weapon that can, there has been shown no other that has the properties to do so (big powers does not equal Ganon's death). Besides, Ganon is immortal.

Also, I think somebody is forgetting about LTTP.
Triforce>lifting the Earth, Triforce>Dimensions, Triforce>GoW universe.

This coming from the guy who sucks weak elf d**k.Well has it ever been shown that those dimensions are strong? I'm guessing not.

Blades of Olympus >>> Master Sword. Noob.

I may not be into Legend of Zelda as much as the next guy but even I know that is a load of horse crap.

Thank god you're not a Resident Evil fan. You would make us all look real bad.

HAHAHAHA!!!! BoO>MS?
This ranks up as one of the most ignorant statements made on this site. Go back to 1st grade. If you arent going to make an effort to find out what is canon, than dont bother posting.
Also, the timeline is theoretical BS. It isnt canon. Its seperate.

Btw, I am a RE fan. :]

Without evil, The Master Sword would just be -or is- a regular sword.

That is a lie, my friend.
The MS isnt just offensive. It is perhaps more defensive.

It can: control Time itself, nullify TK, break permanent curses with its presence, deflect spells, choose its wielder, ect.
It is a PIS machine.

Also, the Sword is what decides what is evil and what isnt, not someone else. It has a will of its own, and as far as it's concerned, anyone who isnt Link may be considered evil.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
That is a lie, my friend.
The MS isnt just offensive. It is perhaps more defensive.

It can: control Time itself, nullify TK, break permanent curses with its presence, deflect spells, choose its wielder, ect.
It is a PIS machine.

Also, the Sword is what decides what is evil and what isnt, not someone else. It has a will of its own, and as far as it's concerned, anyone who isnt Link may be considered evil.

Control time? Since when.

Besides, the Blade of Olympus wipes out entire armies and defeated the Titans (one of them would wreck Link and all of Hyrule). The Master Sword has never demonstrated that much power. It couldn't even stop Ganondorf who pales in comparison with Olympian gods.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
It can: control Time itself, nullify TK, break permanent curses with its presence, deflect spells, choose its wielder, ect.

🤨

Since OoT. Shiek says, "As long as you hold the Master Sword, you hold Time itself in your hands." - OoT
If you are a splittist (I'm not), then you must believe that the Sword has the power to seal timeline dimensions permanently. It is also immune to the effects of time, as we saw in TP.

It may not pull a Golden Sun and unleash summons, but its overall power is greater than that of other weapons of fiction (imo, naturally). That is, of course, if you can wrap your head around the fact that destruction is not the pinnacle of power. The MS possesses destructive and constructive qualities.

The simple fact is, the BoO cannot defeat Ganon. Why? They lack the properties needed to do so according to Ganon's canon.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Since OoT. Shiek says, "As long as you hold the Master Sword, you hold Time itself in your hands." - OoT
If you are a splittist (I'm not), then you must believe that the Sword has the power to seal timeline dimensions permanently. It is also immune to the effects of time, as we saw in TP.

It may not pull a Golden Sun and unleash summons, but its overall power is greater than that of other weapons of fiction (imo, naturally). That is, of course, if you can wrap your head around the fact that destruction is not the pinnacle of power. The MS possesses destructive and constructive qualities.

The simple fact is, the BoO cannot defeat Ganon. Why? They lack the properties needed to do so according to Ganon's canon.

That's simple time travel, one requiring too many means, and specifications to act as an actual practical use for it, let alone has it shown such proprerties since then. The BoO's one feat is greater in scale and use than anything the MAster Sword has ever done, and sure as hell is alot more indiscriminate of who or what it can affect. If you're gonna argue cryptic dialogue, take in the fact that Gaia herself (who has a helluvalot more credibility to her name) states that Kratos has the power to control time itself.

It's power is only ever worth using when there's evil to destroy, and even then, ther've been cases where it alone wasn't powerful enough. Where the Master Sword can weaken and require such power ups, the BoO can simply absorb any form from any source. That's how Kratos lost his powers, that's how the Colossus was destroyed for good, that's how Zeus lost the upper hand in thier fight, and that's how it's an ultimately superior weapon. Even Pandora's box is a more useful asset than the Master Sword.

It doesn't take killing to put him down, that much has been shown, and there are at least three different thing the BoO can do to render Ganon or any Zelda character that much more screwed than they ever were in the GoWverse."Weak God" is what Ganon himself at best qualifies as.

Either way, Kratos will still have an easier time smashing Dante's groin than Link will.

Then again, Athena said that Gaia was lying as well.

About helping him to defeat Zeus, BEFORE he even met with the Sisters of Fate.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
It couldn't even stop Ganondorf who pales in comparison with Olympian gods.

And ironically, The BoO couldn't stop Zeus.