The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

Started by ScreamPaste7 pages

It'd get locked cause they didn't originate in games 😛

But yeah, punching a cyclops off his feet isn't enough to outdo the ball and chain. I dunno why everyone here is ignoring physics. 😐 The ball and chain would amplify Link's striking power to the point where it'd probably send a cyclops into space 😬

Aphrodite would own Ganon.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It'd get locked cause they didn't originate in games 😛

But yeah, punching a cyclops off his feet isn't enough to outdo the ball and chain. I dunno why everyone here is ignoring physics. 😐 The ball and chain would amplify Link's striking power to the point where it'd probably send a cyclops into space 😬

You're overestimating Link's strength. Link's best strength feats required the Iron Boots and Kratos had better feats without strapping any weights on him.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It'd get locked cause they didn't originate in games 😛

But yeah, punching a cyclops off his feet isn't enough to outdo the ball and chain. I dunno why everyone here is ignoring physics. 😐 The ball and chain would amplify Link's striking power to the point where it'd probably send a cyclops into space 😬

Exaclty my point, I'd say we're on the same page there.

We're ignoring them because, beyond your hypocritical comlaints about people "wanking" other characters' strength levels, Kratos still has better feats, as in he actually has feats.

The Ball and Chain is made of iron and the Gauntlet of Zeus can easily shatter iron. Kratos wins this.

Pfff...
The GoW gods could have Ganon chained to a wall with the most holy and powerful weapon they could muster plugged in his chest and punch his nuts infinitley and repeatedly and Ganon would just break out, grab their face and body-obliterate the f*** out of them without so much as a sweat.

Ganon>>>>>GoW anything

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Pfff...
The GoW gods could have Ganon chained to a wall with the most holy and powerful weapon they could muster plugged in his chest and punch his nuts infinitley and repeatedly and Ganon would just break out, grab their face and body-obliterate the f*** out of them without so much as a sweat.

Ganon>>>>>GoW anything

Really? What evidence do you have to support this nonsense?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Pfff...
The GoW gods could have Ganon chained to a wall with the most holy and powerful weapon they could muster plugged in his chest and punch his nuts infinitley and repeatedly and Ganon would just break out, grab their face and body-obliterate the f*** out of them without so much as a sweat.

Ganon>>>>>GoW anything

This "most holy and powerful weapon they could muster" alone would do to Ganon in one (indirect) attack what takes a thirty plus hour journey for Link. Not assuming they just, you know, blow his head up with their mind/suck him into a pocket dimension/just plain outright overpower him through virtue of greater physical feats/hell, just take his own power with the aforementioned weapon in your given scenario.

That's all just from one GoW God mind you. Ganon's in a league of his own in LoZ, but in GoW he's about two steps too far.

Originally posted by Phanteros
People people. Both characters can rip Dante's nuts off can't we agree on that?

I'm sorry. It sounded like you were reading an incomplete list of Ganon's full power.

A) Only the Master Sword can defeat Ganon and only Link can weild it.
Any weapon but the Master Sword is sh** to Ganon and can never bring him down.

B) A puny pocket dimension? Ganon just banishes them all to the gap between dimensions. Ganon owns all dimensional warfare, especially since he can escape from any dimensional prison via Triforce of Power.

C)Take Ganon's powers? Ganon takes all of their powers easily. If Ganon was able to strip Zelda of her piece of the Triforce, than soul-raping some dingleberries from GoW is pie. Also, Ganon has cosmic awareness, and infinite range of influence.

I dont think that Ganondorf with the True Force needs to be mentioned.......ever.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were reading an incomplete list of Ganon's full power.

A) Only the Master Sword can defeat Ganon and only Link can weild it.
Any weapon but the Master Sword is sh** to Ganon and can never bring him down.

B) A puny pocket dimension? Ganon just banishes them all to the gap between dimensions. Ganon owns all dimensional warfare, especially since he can escape from any dimensional prison via Triforce of Power.

C)Take Ganon's powers? Ganon takes all of their powers easily. If Ganon was able to strip Zelda of her piece of the Triforce, than soul-raping some dingleberries from GoW is pie. Also, Ganon has cosmic awareness, and infinite range of influence.

I dont think that Ganondorf with the True Force needs to be mentioned.......ever.

If the Master Sword can only kill him, then the Gods can just imprison him and they're very good at that.

Yeah well I'd like to see Ganon getting out of Hell while Hades tortures him.

So you think just because Ganon takes Triforce out of a bimbo elf, you think he can take powers away from the Gods? 🤣

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were reading an incomplete list of Ganon's full power.

A) Only the Master Sword can defeat Ganon and only Link can weild it.
Any weapon but the Master Sword is sh** to Ganon and can never bring him down.

B) A puny pocket dimension? Ganon just banishes them all to the gap between dimensions. Ganon owns all dimensional warfare, especially since he can escape from any dimensional prison via Triforce of Power.

C)Take Ganon's powers? Ganon takes all of their powers easily. If Ganon was able to strip Zelda of her piece of the Triforce, than soul-raping some dingleberries from GoW is pie. Also, Ganon has cosmic awareness, and infinite range of influence.

I dont think that Ganondorf with the True Force needs to be mentioned.......ever.

I wouldn't see the dimensional thing to impressive, most FF characters have spells capable of the same, also he helped Zant out so Zant in turn would help him escape the Twilight realm, which would mean he obviously didn't escape that on his own.

I don't see him stealing a Triangle out of someone else who doesn't possess a triforce power. Different universe, different effects ermm

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were reading an incomplete list of Ganon's full power.

A) Only the Master Sword can defeat Ganon and only Link can weild it.
Any weapon but the Master Sword is sh** to Ganon and can never bring him down.

B) A puny pocket dimension? Ganon just banishes them all to the gap between dimensions. Ganon owns all dimensional warfare, especially since he can escape from any dimensional prison via Triforce of Power.

C)Take Ganon's powers? Ganon takes all of their powers easily. If Ganon was able to strip Zelda of her piece of the Triforce, than soul-raping some dingleberries from GoW is pie. Also, Ganon has cosmic awareness, and infinite range of influence.

I dont think that Ganondorf with the True Force needs to be mentioned.......ever.

You really need to stop posting. You make real Legend of Zelda fans look bad.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were reading an incomplete list of Ganon's full power.

A) Only the Master Sword can defeat Ganon and only Link can weild it.
Any weapon but the Master Sword is sh** to Ganon and can never bring him down.

B) A puny pocket dimension? Ganon just banishes them all to the gap between dimensions. Ganon owns all dimensional warfare, especially since he can escape from any dimensional prison via Triforce of Power.

C)Take Ganon's powers? Ganon takes all of their powers easily. If Ganon was able to strip Zelda of her piece of the Triforce, than soul-raping some dingleberries from GoW is pie. Also, Ganon has cosmic awareness, and infinite range of influence.

I dont think that Ganondorf with the True Force needs to be mentioned.......ever.

A) And only the Gods/Godly power can kill an olympian, and the fact of the matter is that everything Ganon's done, one of the Gods has done better, and not just by virtue of sheer scale, even though in the majority, that's the only distinction that makes a difference.

B) As soon as he opens a portal of such big enough to actuall suck in something other than a dying demon in his image that was also his size, I'll take that into account.. Ares had one that sucked a three-hundred foot tall Kratos at an at least equal level of power without much trouble with his bare hands. The only seals Ganon's known to break out of are ones that have weakened in the first place.

C) All of which not even the strongest God had shown, and acted upon. I'll be impressed if he can last half as long as Atlas did when he had his soul literally ripped form his body while being torrented by lightning. "Soul-rape" is a basic by Hades' standards by comparative logic.

Cuz it won't help being that he only ever had it in his possession for moments before his influence splits it apart.

You're overestimating Link's strength. Link's best strength feats required the Iron Boots and Kratos had better feats without strapping any weights on him.

The iron boots don't make him strong, Kratos couldn't have done what Link did without the Iron boots either. Simple physics. Light object, even with the strength of say, superman, will be moved by a heavier object in motion. That's not his best feat either. TP Link is arguably stronger than OoT Link who chucked a pillar in excess of a thousand tons. 😐 TP Link won a sword lock with Ganon.

Link's strength isn't being over-estimated at all. Link's very strong, and the ball and chain is a weapon that will amplify his striking power to retarded levels.

There are swords in fiction that make the Master Sword and that Sage Sword look like harmless toys.

Perhaps in LoZ the Master Sword is indeed the only sword that can harm Ganon, but to assume that it's the only weapon in all fiction ever that can do it is simply absurd.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The iron boots don't make him strong, Kratos couldn't have done what Link did without the Iron boots either. Simple physics. Light object, even with the strength of say, superman, will be moved by a heavier object in motion. That's not his best feat either. TP Link is arguably stronger than OoT Link who chucked a pillar in excess of a thousand tons. 😐 TP Link won a sword lock with Ganon.

Link's strength isn't being over-estimated at all. Link's very strong, and the ball and chain is a weapon that will amplify his striking power to retarded levels.

I know that. The Iron Boots give weight to Link so that he won't be pushed down so easily and gives him a chance to deal with heavy opponents. Kratos could easily do what Link had done and without Iron Boots.

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He had his feet planted on the back of her head, he was essentially anchored.

The Goron would have made Kratos move just like it made Link move. It's heavier and was in motion. It's physicly impossible to stop something like that without being anchored. O_o

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It's physicly impossible to stop something like that without being anchored. O_o

For Link.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You really need to stop posting. You make real Legend of Zelda fans look bad.

You. STFU gay noob. You are just hatin'.

The rest of you stop sucking weak god dick. Where the hell did you get the idea that the dimensions Ganon escaped were weakened? Thats just plain made-up BS.

Weapons that make the Master Sword look like a toy, huh? And yet you fail to mention one...
To hell with that weak-ass Sages Sword.

I dont know if you guys realize this (BT), but when Ganon banishes someone to a gap between dimensions, they are held in place by tk and burned to pieces by soul-raping fire and sucked in, not standing over a slow forming hole until they fall.

While I agree on the fact that just because the MS is the only thing in the Zelda games that can defeat Ganon doesnt mean its the only fictional weapon that can, there has been shown no other that has the properties to do so (big powers does not equal Ganon's death). Besides, Ganon is immortal.

Also, I think somebody is forgetting about LTTP.
Triforce>lifting the Earth, Triforce>Dimensions, Triforce>GoW universe.