The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

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Originally posted by iChaos
"God" is just a title and the gods in GoW are not the same Greek gods from the myth, lulz. Goku isn't a "god" but he would pwn the shit out the entire GoW universe. Besides, Kratos doesn't use his own power to defeat these "gods".

Maybe but he isn't exactly using his own power here is he...which is why he wins 🙂 Link tries to win but fails, kratos then laughs at him...shouts ZEUS...and then kicks link in the balls over and over 😉

Clearly, but the pure fact of the matter is that kratos would win this hands down...he takes on REAL Gods not a made up one that gets his ass kicked by a guy going around with spock ears dressed like peter pan
I lol'd. Ganon's more powerful than any of the Greek gods in GoW.

Also, you've made no actual argument, just wanked Kratos and spewed LoZ hate.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I lol'd. Ganon's more powerful than any of the Greek gods in GoW.

Also, you've made no actual argument, just wanked Kratos and spewed LoZ hate.

If Kratos were to take on Ganon then Ganon would be in a headlock and being called gay repeatedly by kratos, then ganon would get given a wedgie and run home crying...why you ask? Because Kratos is that bad ass that he could beat ganon with very little effort, he would lay much more of an ass wooping on those testicles of Dantes than link could ever hope to

Wanked kratos off? 😕 I dunno what kinda fantasies you're into mister but I'd prefer you not share them with me 😉

You remind me of Nemesis. I think it's the immaturity and tendency to overlook another character's power so you can remain blissfully ignorant.

😠 Dante could easily free himself from chains.

1. Eddie Riggs

He's only a human with the ability to fix things and carries an axe and magical guitar. He will never be able to fix the hurt that Dante will unleash at him.

2. Link

Dante cuts Link's flail chain and pegs the ball at his head, causing a blood splat.

3. Ryu Hayabusa

Ryu is good but he's not fast enough or powerful enough.

4. Kratos

This is most likely Dante's last stop though it's debatable if he's even bullet proof.

5. Nemesis X

😠

EDIT: #5 is a joke. Don't take it seriously.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I lol'd. Ganon's more powerful than any of the Greek gods in GoW.

Also, you've made no actual argument, just wanked Kratos and spewed LoZ hate.

Ares alone is more powerful than any villain in LoZ, and has only since been surpassed by Kratos.

Though not to butt in, I did find more shots at LoZ's PIS than anything else in whoever you quoted.

Dante could easily free himself from chains.

1. Eddie Riggs

He's only a human with the ability to fix things and carries an axe and magical guitar. He will never be able to fix the hurt that Dante will unleash at him.

2. Link

Dante cuts Link's flail chain and pegs the ball at his head, causing a blood splat.

3. Ryu Hayabusa

Ryu is good but he's not fast enough or powerful enough.

4. Kratos

This is most likely Dante's last stop though it's debatable if he's even bullet proof.

5. Nemesis X

EDIT: #5 is a joke. Don't take it seriously.

baaaw.

For the record though, you haven't played through Brutal Legend, have you?

Spoiler:
I'll just say Eddie Riggs is hardly "just human".

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
Ares alone is more powerful than any villain in LoZ, and has only since been surpassed by Kratos.

Though not to butt in, I did find more shots at LoZ's PIS than anything else in whoever you quoted.

baaaw.

For the record though, you haven't played through Brutal Legend, have you?

Spoiler:
I'll just say Eddie Riggs is hardly "just human".

I only played the demo. Don't know if I should get it or not. It did interest me at least.

Originally posted by iChaos
"God" is just a title and the gods in GoW are not the same Greek gods from the myth, lulz. Goku isn't a "god" but he would pwn the shit out the entire GoW universe. Besides, Kratos doesn't use his own power to defeat these "gods".

& Link always uses his own power to defeat Ganon, amirite...

Triforce of courage is Links power.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
& Link always uses his own power to defeat Ganon, amirite...

Are you right? Right are you, you are right?

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
and has only since been surpassed by Kratos.

When was this said again (not saying you're lying)?

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
Ares alone is more powerful than any villain in LoZ, and has only since been surpassed by Kratos.

Though not to butt in, I did find more shots at LoZ's PIS than anything else in whoever you quoted.

baaaw.

For the record though, you haven't played through Brutal Legend, have you?

Spoiler:
I'll just say Eddie Riggs is hardly "just human".

again, i agree with you entirely. ft, you never fail to impress thumbsup

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You remind me of Nemesis. I think it's the immaturity and tendency to overlook another character's power so you can remain blissfully ignorant.

Uhm yeah...you dunno me...so don't act like you do 😉 I think it's you who seems to be the ignorant one here 🙄 I'm not overlooking another characters power...I'm just giving the cold hard facts and you don't like them, most of the Gods if not all could or would most likely take down Ganon...these Gods that have fallen before Kratos

Nah.

Ganon's more powerful than the dieties in GoW, and has feats to back that. He's destroyed islands with his power pinned down, telekineticly supported entire castles casually, merged dimensions, ect..

Link's incredibly physicly strong, and with a rotational weapon, will hit a lot harder than Kratos will with the BoO.

You've done nothing to change my impression of you.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah.

Ganon's more powerful than the dieties in GoW, and has feats to back that. He's destroyed islands with his power pinned down, telekineticly supported entire castles casually, merged dimensions, ect..

Link's incredibly physicly strong, and with a rotational weapon, will hit a lot harder than Kratos will with the BoO.

You've done nothing to change my impression of you.

Yeah, one island; Zeus and Ares destroyed entire citied just to piss off their enemies, have destroyed entire armies with TK, and created pocket dimensions just by getting a little pissed off.

Far from what you gague, and still not nearly as much so as Kratos who, with just the BOO is more than a match for LoZ.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah.

Ganon's more powerful than the dieties in GoW, and has feats to back that. He's destroyed islands with his power pinned down, telekineticly supported entire castles casually, merged dimensions, ect..

Link's incredibly physicly strong, and with a rotational weapon, will hit a lot harder than Kratos will with the BoO.

You've done nothing to change my impression of you.

Who said I wanted to change your impression? I don't care what your impression of me is, your just some guy on a forum who's just too high maintenance to admit when he's wrong 🙂

Ganon may have destroyed a few islands but the God's who kratos fights have done and could do far greater damage.

Link has physical power? Well in case you didn't notice kratos isn't exactly some stunted weakling, he's shined his boots up real nice turned them side ways and shoved straight up those God's asses that they got a nice taste of kratos boot pie and I'm sure if he ever met you and Ganon he'd be happy to let you try some 😉

Kratos is strong, but not strong enough to hit harder than the ball and chain. Physics ftw.

@FT, I'd suggest you make the thread for Ganon vs (diety of your choice) but it'd get locked.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos is strong, but not strong enough to hit harder than the ball and chain. Physics ftw.

@FT, I'd suggest you make the thread for Ganon vs (diety of your choice) but it'd get locked.

No he wouldn't hit harder, he'd hit MUCH harder

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah.

Ganon's more powerful than the dieties in GoW, and has feats to back that. He's destroyed islands with his power pinned down, telekineticly supported entire castles casually, merged dimensions, ect..

Link's incredibly physicly strong, and with a rotational weapon, will hit a lot harder than Kratos will with the BoO.

You've done nothing to change my impression of you.

Lol.

Atlas physically lifts more than what Ganon has destroyed.

He appears to do so with only a little strain, and has been doing so for years.

Poseidon's assault held Atlas down far more than the world did.

Zeus' attack with the Blade of Olympus in one fell swoop fell every Titan...Creatures the size of a mountain.

Ganondorf is not more powerful than every GoW deity. That's a bullshit statement.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos is strong, but not strong enough to hit harder than the ball and chain. Physics ftw.

@FT, I'd suggest you make the thread for Ganon vs (diety of your choice) but it'd get locked.

A man who can nut-shot a cyclops off his feet with a punch sure as hell has enough strength to make a ball and chain look like a restraint device(oh wait).

Yeah it would, but not because Ganon would win in any knid of stomp, which he'd be damn lucky to depending on the God.