The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

Started by ScreamPaste7 pages

It's funny and you know it and it looks like you're enjoying yourself trying to prove Link's wrecking ball is more deadly the BoO which is bull.
Take a science class. 😐

The ball and chain hits harder, every time, especially on such a long tether. And Kratos strength is being wanked. What makes him so much stronger than a thousand tonner?

No offense, but you least of all should be complaining about any character's strength being"wanked".

And for the record, Gauntlet of Zeus/Cestus ftw.

I strongly dislike Dante and DMC like most in this thread, but even I even think this topic is... wrong. 😘 Even worse than pitting him against Dark Khan. haermm

But w/e. Carry on I guess.
Kratos will probably unleash the most RAAAAAGE upon the chained-up pretty boy in the end, though.

No offense, but you least of all should be complaining about any character's strength being"wanked".
Based on? 😐 It is. Kratos would have to have some far better feats than he does to hit harder than Link with a rotational weapon.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
I strongly dislike Dante and DMC like most in this thread, but even I even think this topic is... wrong. 😘

Nut hitting is funny and just so we're clear, Dante is wearing clothes. The way you guys are all talking is what made me come to a conclusion that you think he must be nude and he's not so quit it with those churning stomachs of yours. Do you really find it disgusting that someone gets hit in the nuts? It's a comedy thing people and you obviously don't have a sense of humor.

-sigh-

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
No offense, but you least of all should be complaining about any character's strength being"wanked".

And for the record, Gauntlet of Zeus/Cestus ftw.

I second that first part.

and i can see why a ball and chain would equal more damage, but only if your talking about the same person using two different weapons. If your talking about two different people, especially of different levels of striking force, then this "ball and chain always wins" is nonsense. For example, its like saying that link with a ball and chain can unleash more striking force than ssj4 goku with a hammer... its not happening.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Based on? 😐 It is. Kratos would have to have some far better feats than he does to hit harder than Link with a rotational weapon.

Based on the fact that no matter your means of explanation, TP Link is still made up largely of hyperbole and PIS. And Kratos does, with the right weapons. Not counting Kratos' MAIN weapons being potential "roational weapons" (hell, he can swing them like a blender) he doesn't even need to give them a whirl to cause small tremors strong enough to knock enemies his size or smaller off their feet.

I'm honestly not going to say that the Ball and Chain's strike force is superior to what the Gauntlet of Zeus has shown to do to even larger structers that had come swinging towards none the weaker.

People people. Both characters can rip Dante's nuts off can't we agree on that?

A rotational weapon in the hands of a thousand tonner, on a tether of that length, with that kind of mass, is simply insane.

😐 BoO can banish things to places all it wants, it will not strike harder.

The gauntlet of Zeus? I dunno much about, that's still open to debate. -.O but it'd have to be pretty freakin' incredible to outdo the kinds of force the ball and chain can put out.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A rotational weapon in the hands of a thousand tonner, on a tether of that length, with that kind of mass, is simply insane.

😐 BoO can banish things to places all it wants, it will not strike harder.

The gauntlet of Zeus? I dunno much about, that's still open to debate. -.O but it'd have to be pretty freakin' incredible to outdo the kinds of force the ball and chain can put out.

The Gauntlet of Zeus was forged by Hepheastus and Zeus used the gauntlet to chain the mighty titans in the depths of Tartarus.

The gauntlet can deliver devastating blows to enemies and is strong enough to shatter solid stone and iron.

Copy and paste? Anyway, I'm with ScreamPaste on this one.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A rotational weapon in the hands of a thousand tonner, on a tether of that length, with that kind of mass, is simply insane.
Based on the fact that no matter your means of explanation, TP Link is still made up largely of hyperbole and PIS. And Kratos does, with the right weapons. Not counting Kratos' MAIN weapons being potential "roational weapons" (hell, he can swing them like a blender) he doesn't even need to give them a whirl to cause small tremors strong enough to knock enemies his size or smaller off their feet.
😐 BoO can banish things to places all it wants, it will not strike harder.

It'll still cut and thrust better which, being a sword, is what it was made to do in the first place. Either way it's a superior weapon in the long run and Kratos would be superior with any of Link's weapons than he, Ball and Chain included.

The gauntlet of Zeus? I dunno much about, that's still open to debate. -.O but it'd have to be pretty freakin' incredible to outdo the kinds of force the ball and chain can put out.

Since obtaining it, it long since outdid all of the Ball an Chain's capabilities. As soon as the Ball and Chain strikes something like chains big enough to bind Atlas' arms hard enough that the stick to the bottom of the earth, I'll acknowledge it as a potentially formidable weapon by comarison and TP Link at a fraction of Kratos' strength.

hehe Link would shit himself if he ever came across what Kratos has taken on...

After taking on someone like Ganon, I don't think he would shit himself.

Originally posted by iChaos
After taking on someone like Ganon, I don't think he would shit himself.

Far as I know Ganon isn't a God

Then you're misinformed.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Then you're misinformed.

Clearly, but the pure fact of the matter is that kratos would win this hands down...he takes on REAL Gods not a made up one that gets his ass kicked by a guy going around with spock ears dressed like peter pan

Originally posted by steverules_2
Far as I know Ganon isn't a God

"God" is just a title and the gods in GoW are not the same Greek gods from the myth, lulz. Goku isn't a "god" but he would pwn the shit out the entire GoW universe. Besides, Kratos doesn't use his own power to defeat these "gods".