The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

Hmmm.... forgot about Link's Iron boots I'm sure those are large enough to engulf his sacs & crush his pelvis.

They are, but they're less efficient than a rotational weapon. =P

My money is definitely on Link for this because of the extreme amp on striking force it gives him.

Kratos is both stronger than Link and possesses a more powerful weapon, and regularly pastes enemies.

BoO isn't going to surpass the ball and chain in striking force, I'm sorry to say. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
BoO isn't going to surpass the ball and chain in striking force, I'm sorry to say. 😐

If I remember correctly, Kratos has a giant hammer doesn't he? I think a hit from a giant hammer wielded by the God of War would end badly for Dante's nuts.

That hammer pales in comparison to the BoO (from a plot perspective at least. In game, it's more powerful than the BoO...scratch that, the BoO is utter crap in game with the exception of two moves)

Why?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Physics. 😐

Guess the source of the BoO's power?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Physics. 😐

Kratos with the Barbarian Hammer >>>>Link with a ball and chain

Magic triumphs over physics almost every time.

Guess the source of the BoO's power?

Except nothing suggests the BoO magicly amps striking force.. And in a competition of simply hitting hardest, Link wins.

Kratos with the Barbarian Hammer >>>>Link with a ball and chain

lolwtf? you're gonna math hitting someone in the balls? this thread is really messed. This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No.

Have you ever seen the Hammer at work?

Yes, I have. Do you have a basic understanding of why a rotational weapon will *always* hit harder than a hammer?

Originally posted by Cyner
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.

lol DMC fans are hilarious

Cyner's not a DMC fan, he's right though. A thread based around pulverising a characters nuts? WTF, man?

super android 13

you all know why 😛

but seriously, kratos 😬

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes, I have. Do you have a basic understanding of why a rotational weapon will *always* hit harder than a hammer?

It depends who's strength is backing up the weapon. From what I can tell, Kratos is stronger and his strength added with a big ass hammer...Well you can be sure that Dante won't have kids in the future.

Besides, where's your proof Link's ball and string does more damage than a magical giant hammer that can bring even the Barbarian King down?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Cyner's not a DMC fan, he's right though. A thread based around pulverising a characters nuts? WTF, man?

It's funny and you know it and it looks like you're enjoying yourself trying to prove Link's wrecking ball is more deadly the BoO which is bull.

Why I made this thread is because not only is it hilarious but I hate Dante as well and that overrated character got what was coming to him.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Why I made this thread is because not only is it hilarious but I hate Dante as well and that overrated character got what was coming to him.

Sounds like a personal grudge against a videogame character.... You should get that looked at by a profesional mate...