"in teh zone" Luke and Anakin vs DE Sidious, RoT Bane and Exar Kun

Started by Hewhoknowsall6 pages

"in teh zone" Luke and Anakin vs DE Sidious, RoT Bane and Exar Kun

Setting: Coruscant Jedi Temple (there's a Light Side nexus there, right?)

"in teh zone" prime Luke Skywalker
"in teh zone" prime Anakin Skywalker

vs

DE Sidious
RoT Bane
Exar Kun

Both sides are bloodlusted and aware of the other team's abilities as well as each other's, NO pis or cis

1. Sabers
2. Force
3. All out

Well Luks rlly smaarte and pwrful and anikins modest n tough and sidz is arrugunt and so is bane n kun so luk wins.

Originally posted by Gideon
Well Luks rlly smaarte and pwrful and anikins modest n tough and sidz is arrugunt and so is bane n kun so luk wins.
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
You make a very insightful and well-reasoned point. The hordes of citations and reams of evidence you have supplied us with is a real credit to your intelligence and effort.

I am afraid that you have neglected a rather important point:

Bandon solos.

btw, by "prime" I mean prime that they reached in their lives, not their theoretical prime.

Pretty much it's Luke vs 3.

So no.

Originally posted by Gideon
Well Luks rlly smaarte and pwrful and anikins modest n tough and sidz is arrugunt and so is bane n kun so luk wins.

QFT.

thoze of courses Anakin is dead in the first 2 seconds and Luke fights in my honest opinion, the three greatest Sith Lords of all time. So he dies. Though the Abeloth fight was pretty badass... just saying. If it was quantifiable, like for instance, if he was clearly fighting 5 sith lords and abeloth at once and winning... then I might be jumping on that Luke ftw train. But alas, it was not. I was saddened.

Anakin is a non-factor in this fight.
Luke can take down each one of them in 1 on 1, but in this scenario he is dead.

"in teh zone" ROTS Anakin certainly would be a factor, unless if DE Sidious takes him out right away. If Luke figures out a way to stop this, ie though illusions, Luke can blitz Sidious while Anakin faces the other two. Luke in this scenario is in his prime (LOTF/FOTJ) and "in teh zone", so he'd probably pwn Sidious arguably easier than "in teh zone" ROTS Anakin pwned Dooku (Luke by this point is already > Sidious, but ROTS Anakin was inferior to Dooku). Anakin could conceivably hold off the other two.

But then Exar Kun could just blast Anakin 🙁

But then force storm, and Bane brings the temple down on everyone except himself.

Or Palpatine disintigrates their lightsabers.

Originally posted by Shoes
But then force storm, and Bane brings the temple down on everyone except himself.

Or Palpatine disintigrates their lightsabers.

Didn't Sidious admit that he can't control his Force storms? I'm not sure.

Bane needed to charge up his attack to bring down the foundations of an over 10,000 year old temple. The Jedi Temple is newer and more durable.

No. Sidious could control his storms, just not when augmented(?) Luke + Leia somehow pushed the force around him.

DE was awful.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
"in teh zone" ROTS Anakin certainly would be a factor, unless if DE Sidious takes him out right away. If Luke figures out a way to stop this, ie though illusions, Luke can blitz Sidious while Anakin faces the other two. Luke in this scenario is in his prime (LOTF/FOTJ) and "in teh zone", so he'd probably pwn Sidious arguably easier than "in teh zone" ROTS Anakin pwned Dooku (Luke by this point is already > Sidious, but ROTS Anakin was inferior to Dooku). Anakin could conceivably hold off the other two.

But then Exar Kun could just blast Anakin 🙁

Luke is not going to blitz Sidious. And Anakin would go down hard against Kun and Bane.

Re: "in teh zone" Luke and Anakin vs DE Sidious, RoT Bane and Exar Kun

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Setting: Coruscant Jedi Temple (there's a Light Side nexus there, right?)

"in teh zone" prime Luke Skywalker
"in teh zone" prime Anakin Skywalker

vs

DE Sidious
RoT Bane
Exar Kun

Both sides are bloodlusted and aware of the other team's abilities as well as each other's, NO pis or cis

1. Sabers
2. Force
3. All out

y teh fuk u keep makin treds u fkin ugly mutafuker. go out get sum pussy u dickless fagget muthefuker.

u too ugly biatch.

S66
Luke is not going to blitz Sidious.

lawl wtf

Not only could Luke blitz the Emperor, but he could solo the Empire itself.

Originally posted by Gideon
lawl wtf

Not only could Luke blitz the Emperor, but he could solo the Empire itself.

Maybe if the empire were next to a black hole, or built some sort of superweapon with a easily exploitable flaw that would blow the whole thing up... we can only dream though. 😄

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Didn't Sidious admit that he can't control his Force storms? I'm not sure.
It was stated that Palpatine's Force Storms were "a chaos that he could not control." However, it seemed like Palps demonstrated a very impressive degree of control over said Storm when he used one to teleport Luke from the surface of a planet, across space, and onto his ship. /shrug

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Luke is not going to blitz Sidious. And Anakin would go down hard against Kun and Bane.

This is an "in teh zone" Luke in his prime...he'd pwn Sidious.

I'm not sure if "in teh zone" ROTS Anakin could hold off Bane and Exar. He might have a chance if he can avoid Exar's amulet blasts.

If Bane and Exar are in the zone, Anakin gets pwned by 20 million volts of lightning from 2 or evn all 3 if they shortly incapacitate luke (btw i took a random number)

Anakin is insignificant. Team 2 is winning this easily.

Originally posted by Pwned
If Bane and Exar are in the zone, Anakin gets pwned by 20 million volts of lightning from 2 or evn all 3 if they shortly incapacitate luke (btw i took a random number)

But Bane and Exar are not "in teh zone!!!!' in this fight. Luke and Anakin are.

Originally posted by truejedi
Anakin is insignificant. Team 2 is winning this easily.

Anakin is not insignificant; "in teh zone!!!!" Anakin wtfpwned Dooku faster than Yoda did.