Surfer Vs. Orion

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Originally posted by Desaad
She teleported, magically, and as a result was the size of an insect.

Characters have done it without a Boom Tube, but it's rare. And none of them have ever done it, to the best of my knowledge, without dimension-crossing technology (barring, perhaps, the Conway run of "Return.."😉.

Because the New Gods are in a different, separate universe. You can't get there via anything approaching normal means. It's not a matter of flying fast enough, you have to cross serious dimensional barriers.

And if Final Crisis is to be counted, no mortal as EVER really crossed into the NG universe.


What is he doing here?

http://s419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/fangirl101_photos/Orion/?action=view&current=ng_16_p04.jpg

Originally posted by Desaad
Yes, but their highs are also much higher.

If Orion had even one thing on the level of, say, Thor absorbing the death bomb that could destroy 1/5th of the universe, I'd be more inclined to accept that there is a parity there.

But he doesn't. He has almost nothing of the sort to his name, only minor things here and there, and almost never tactically (ie, why not just absorb the sunlight out of Superman's cells? Or out of Lightray?).

It's a Lightray thing, not a Orion thing.

I dont' have this comic but from the thread it's in, it looks like he's absorbing the entirety of the ALE infected in beings. That is an awesome absorbtion feat. He's absorbing Anti-life.http://s419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/fangirl101_photos/Orion/?action=view&current=Orion11p15.jpg

Yeah, that's from Conway's "Return of the New Gods" run, which contradicts everything else we have ever seen about the New Gods, and was essentially retconned out of existence when Kirby wrote "Hunger Dogs".

Final Crisis, in a way, brought it back into continuity, but if you go by the Final Crisis catch-all inclusive retcon then the New Gods are too powerful and too unknown to debate.

Originally posted by Desaad
Yeah, that's from Conway's "Return of the New Gods" run, which contradicts everything else we have ever seen about the New Gods, and was essentially retconned out of existence when Kirby wrote "Hunger Dogs".

Final Crisis, in a way, brought it back into continuity, but if you go by the Final Crisis catch-all inclusive retcon then the New Gods are too powerful and too unknown to debate.

Have a question, There were New Gods in the Another Nail Story. But in the first Crisis, it was only one set of them, like the Gaurdians. Are there other New Gods or just multiple versions of the same ones in like different bodies?

Originally posted by lightyeargee
I dont' have this comic but from the thread it's in, it looks like he's absorbing the entirety of the ALE infected in beings. That is an awesome absorbtion feat. He's absorbing Anti-life.http://s419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/fangirl101_photos/Orion/?action=view&current=Orion11p15.jpg

That's not what happened there. Desaad mobilized and activated the remaining Anti Life Equation fragments that he controlled from the people of Mainline Nebraska into a destructive energy beam, for lack of a better word.

That blast was burning away Orion's cortex and very nearly killed him. It was only his own darkness, stoked by Darkseid's manipulations, and the modifications made to his mind via the Billion Dollar Bates clones (along with the clones' will to turn Orion into their "revenge...against the living!"😉 that allowed him to survive and, indeed, gain control of the Anti Life Equation.

Has nothing to do with energy absorption.

Originally posted by Desaad
That's not what happened there. Desaad mobilized and activated the remaining Anti Life Equation fragments that he controlled from the people of Mainline Nebraska into a destructive energy beam, for lack of a better word.

That blast was burning away Orion's cortex and very nearly killed him. It was only his own darkness, stoked by Darkseid's manipulations, and the modifications made to his mind via the Billion Dollar Bates clones (along with the clones' will to turn Orion into their "revenge...against the living!"😉 that allowed him to survive and, indeed, gain control of the Anti Life Equation.

Has nothing to do with energy absorption.

That was all complicated. Was it an energy beam made of ALE? And what happened to it if he didn't absorb it and or control it?

Originally posted by lightyeargee
Have a question, There were New Gods in the Another Nail Story. But in the first Crisis, it was only one set of them, like the Gaurdians. Are there other New Gods or just multiple versions of the same ones in like different bodies?

There are New Gods in a number of Elseworlds. It's never been explicitly stated, but there are a number of hints that indicate that there is only one set of true New Gods in all the multiverse/hypertime, and that they exist on a plane 'beyond' the normal, physical realm.

All the New Gods that anyone interacts with are just...flesh suits. Shadows, avatars, of those true New Gods. This is the idea of Seven Soldiers and Final Crisis -- thats what I'm talking about with it being extremely inclusive. Grant Morrison's retcon simultaneously makes every story containing any New God in continuity, and makes everything out of continuity.

Also, during "Hypertension", a Superboy story, it's heavily hinted that only one Metron exists in all of Hypertime. And Dan Didio came out and said that there was just one set of New Gods.

So basically, there is one set of "True" New Gods that you and I have never seen. The death of this 'true' Darkseid caused the progressive decay of the multiverse in Final Crisis, and the manifestation of that Darkseid was the closest we came to seeing a New God in full glory (but he himself was dying, having been badly wounded by Orion even as Orion was dying).

All the other appearances we've seen of the New Gods -- Kirby's, Simonson's, Conway's, Loeb's, Byrne's, etc -- those are all just parts of the New Gods interacting with the lesser/physical universe. Including Elseworlds, I suppose. It's a genius way to reconcile all the conflicting histories and versions of the New Gods, really, but it's problematic in terms of making them a viable franchise. And it's REALLY problematic if you're trying to debate about them.

Originally posted by Desaad
There are New Gods in a number of Elseworlds. It's never been explicitly stated, but there are a number of hints that indicate that there is only one set of true New Gods in all the multiverse/hypertime, and that they exist on a plane 'beyond' the normal, physical realm.

All the New Gods that anyone interacts with are just...flesh suits. Shadows, avatars, of those true New Gods. This is the idea of Seven Soldiers and Final Crisis -- thats what I'm talking about with it being extremely inclusive. Grant Morrison's retcon simultaneously makes every story containing any New God in continuity, and makes everything out of continuity.

Also, during "Hypertension", a Superboy story, it's heavily hinted that only one Metron exists in all of Hypertime. And Dan Didio came out and said that there was just one set of New Gods.

So basically, there is one set of "True" New Gods that you and I have never seen. The death of this 'true' Darkseid caused the progressive decay of the multiverse in Final Crisis, and the manifestation of that Darkseid was the closest we came to seeing a New God in full glory (but he himself was dying, having been badly wounded by Orion even as Orion was dying).

All the other appearances we've seen of the New Gods -- Kirby's, Simonson's, Conway's, Loeb's, Byrne's, etc -- those are all just parts of the New Gods interacting with the lesser/physical universe. Including Elseworlds, I suppose. It's a genius way to reconcile all the conflicting histories and versions of the New Gods, really, but it's problematic in terms of making them a viable franchise. And it's REALLY problematic if you're trying to debate about them.


Just gotta debate the flesh suit version of them. Specifically naming which version we are refering too. I think The franchise can be good if someone awesome writes a story about them and no heroes. NO outside contact with earth. Maybe some abstacts like the endless or something.

Originally posted by lightyeargee
That was all complicated. Was it an energy beam made of ALE? And what happened to it if he didn't absorb it and or control it?

it's not that complicated. It's just Desaad utilizing the remaining Anti Life artifacts in the only way he could. He could no longer directly control Orion, as he did earlier in the arc, so he condensed it all down into a solid, mentally destructive energy beam. Orion took the beam, and it was killing him, but through a number of special circumstances he instead gained the Anti Life Equation.

Even as he was dying, though, he did manage to snap Desaad's neck.

Originally posted by Desaad
it's not that complicated. It's just Desaad utilizing the remaining Anti Life artifacts in the only way he could. He could no longer directly control Orion, as he did earlier in the arc, so he condensed it all down into a solid, mentally destructive energy beam. Orion took the beam, and it was killing him, but through a number of special circumstances he instead gained the Anti Life Equation.

Even as he was dying, though, he did manage to snap Desaad's neck.

So he was tanking a beam of ALE even tho it was killing him slowly? How did he control it? If it was energy?

Originally posted by lightyeargee
Just gotta debate the flesh suit version of them. Specifically naming which version we are refering too. I think The franchise can be good if someone awesome writes a story about them and no heroes. NO outside contact with earth. Maybe some abstacts like the endless or something.

Yeah, that's mostly what I do. I basically treat the Final Crisis stuff as though it never happened, and debate the rest of it. So all the other retcons about Avatars, Desaad, and all that stuff I take into account. Especially the Conway stuff, which was abysmal, doesn't count because Kirby himself made an effort to wipe it away.

Unless someone gets really nitpicky, and then Final Crisis definitely comes into it. 🙂

And I agree that the New Gods would work quite well as a Vertigo series, but I don't know who I'd want to write it. There aren't many writers who I feel could really do it. Only Simonson, after Kirby, ever demonstrated a knack for the characters. Morrison did something interesting with them, but missed a lot of the complexity of Darkseid and Orion (though I'd still read a Morrison New Gods in a heartbeat, since I'm sure he'd do something interesting). Gaiman gets mythology and nuance enough to do something special with them. After Mike Carey's Lucifer, I would have said that he could have done it, but then his Ultimate Fantastic Four basically did a New Gods rip off story and he got rid of all the ambiguity and depth that makes the characters so compelling. Paul Cornell has been knocking it out of the park lately, and is taking on Gaiman's Death in Action Comics, so he might be able to do it. But then again, maybe not.

It's probably the toughest franchise in comics to tackle. I'm one of the biggest fans in the world, and I have no idea how I would approach a series like that. I suspect that's true of a lot of writers as well.

Originally posted by lightyeargee
So he was tanking a beam of ALE even tho it was killing him slowly? How did he control it? If it was energy?

Again, he didn't control it. It was beamed at him as destructive energy. When Superman survives and energy beam, he didn't absorb it, he just took it.

Same deal with Orion, but THIS energy beam was special, attacking the brain/mind rather than the physicality. Imagine it as a physical manifestation of a telepathic attack. It was pieces of the Anti Life Equation, condensed into a beam, using a Billion Dollar Bates simulcram to do it (Billion Dollar Bates being the only being ever known to that point to have harnessed the complete Anti Life Equation).

But the beam had...will, because it was the manifestation of the will of the Billion Dollar Bates clones, the rest of which Orion had previously destroyed. As their final revenge against the living, they bequeathed there Anti Life Equation to Orion, who then used it to very nearly take over the entire universe.

It's not a feat for Orion in anything but badassry and pain tolerance. It's a GREAT scene though.

Originally posted by Desaad
Yeah, that's mostly what I do. I basically treat the Final Crisis stuff as though it never happened, and debate the rest of it. So all the other retcons about Avatars, Desaad, and all that stuff I take into account. Especially the Conway stuff, which was abysmal, doesn't count because Kirby himself made an effort to wipe it away.

Unless someone gets really nitpicky, and then Final Crisis definitely comes into it. 🙂

And I agree that the New Gods would work quite well as a Vertigo series, but I don't know who I'd want to write it. There aren't many writers who I feel could really do it. Only Simonson, after Kirby, ever demonstrated a knack for the characters. Morrison did something interesting with them, but missed a lot of the complexity of Darkseid and Orion (though I'd still read a Morrison New Gods in a heartbeat, since I'm sure he'd do something interesting). Gaiman gets mythology and nuance enough to do something special with them. After Mike Carey's Lucifer, I would have said that he could have done it, but then his Ultimate Fantastic Four basically did a New Gods rip off story and he got rid of all the ambiguity and depth that makes the characters so compelling. Paul Cornell has been knocking it out of the park lately, and is taking on Gaiman's Death in Action Comics, so he might be able to do it. But then again, maybe not.

It's probably the toughest franchise in comics to tackle. I'm one of the biggest fans in the world, and I have no idea how I would approach a series like that. I suspect that's true of a lot of writers as well.

The best way to approach the story would be to tell it from the beginning. All the way. From the Old Gods up. The Promethian Giants, etc. While in the second half, writing about the current fights and exploits of the New Gods. Space adventures with Flesh suits of Orion, Barda and Lightray, while showing crazy cosmic Battles between DS, Highfather, and other guys like, Order and Chaos, Death, etc.

Well, I strongly disagree with that. I think one of the best things that one can do with mythology based characters like this is leave a large degree of mystery in the air. Over explanation and over chronicling the history of everything is...well, it's boring.

That's what makes the work of Gaiman, Simonson and Morrison so strong. They leave certain things to the imagination, ask you to meet them half way and fill in parts of the story yourself. It makes every story personal, and it allows each person to choose the interpretation that they like best.

Originally posted by Desaad
Well, I strongly disagree with that. I think one of the best things that one can do with mythology based characters like this is leave a large degree of mystery in the air. Over explanation and over chronicling the history of everything is...well, it's boring.

That's what makes the work of Gaiman, Simonson and Morrison so strong. They leave certain things to the imagination, ask you to meet them half way and fill in parts of the story yourself. It makes every story personal, and it allows each person to choose the interpretation that they like best.

You don't have to tell what happened to the 3rd World Gods. But you can do stories on the 1st and 2nd World Gods. Kinda like a prelude. If you skip the 3rd world chapter and fade into a phuked up 4th world, were they are in constant battle but no one knows what happened, it could be good.

Originally posted by Desaad
Yeah, that's mostly what I do. I basically treat the Final Crisis stuff as though it never happened, and debate the rest of it. So all the other retcons about Avatars, Desaad, and all that stuff I take into account. Especially the Conway stuff, which was abysmal, doesn't count because Kirby himself made an effort to wipe it away.

Unless someone gets really nitpicky, and then Final Crisis definitely comes into it. 🙂

And I agree that the New Gods would work quite well as a Vertigo series, but I don't know who I'd want to write it. There aren't many writers who I feel could really do it. Only Simonson, after Kirby, ever demonstrated a knack for the characters. Morrison did something interesting with them, but missed a lot of the complexity of Darkseid and Orion (though I'd still read a Morrison New Gods in a heartbeat, since I'm sure he'd do something interesting). Gaiman gets mythology and nuance enough to do something special with them. After Mike Carey's Lucifer, I would have said that he could have done it, but then his Ultimate Fantastic Four basically did a New Gods rip off story and he got rid of all the ambiguity and depth that makes the characters so compelling. Paul Cornell has been knocking it out of the park lately, and is taking on Gaiman's Death in Action Comics, so he might be able to do it. But then again, maybe not.

It's probably the toughest franchise in comics to tackle. I'm one of the biggest fans in the world, and I have no idea how I would approach a series like that. I suspect that's true of a lot of writers as well.

What did you think of Byrnes work?

Originally posted by cdtm
What did you think of Byrnes work?

Not offensively bad in the way that Conway's and Starlin's was/is but generally mediocre, with a mission statement (keep everything the same, go in circles, don't make waves) that runs counter to Kirby's concept behind the New Gods (evolution, change, originality).

Genesis was pretty horrible, but most of his stories were just forgettable. The only good stuff that came out of that run (New Gods 13-15, JK4W 1-20) was the Kanto backup story written and drawn by - surprise surprise - Walt Simonson.

Simonson's run was unbearably good. Incredible stuff, even most of the backups.

Originally posted by Desaad
Not offensively bad in the way that... Starlin's was.

Including Cosmic Odyssey?

Simonson's run was unbearably good. Incredible stuff, even most of the backups.

No question. It was a pleasure telling him how much I enjoyed his work, back when he posted on one of the boards.

His Orion work was every bit as good as his Thor run (He's really good with the little things, like the scene with Darkseid chuckling after a raging Justeen leaves and calling her a fireball) , and died well before it should have.

And imagine him doing an Orion/Thor crossover? It will never happen, but we can dream.

Originally posted by cdtm
[B]Including Cosmic Odyssey?

Death of the New Gods was just an organic outgrowth of the truly awful work he did in Cosmic Odyssey.

Essentially, Starlin had exactly the opposite problem that Byrne did -- where Byrne's reverence for Kirby's work led to a stagnant, wholly mediocre run, Starlin's lack of respect and lack of understanding of Kirby's work led to an almost unrecognizable interpretation, one totally devoid of the nuance, complexity, and social and emotional relevance that characterized Kirby's initial run.

Starlin misinterpreted - either purposefully or out of sheer ignorance, I don't know - nearly ever aspect of Kirby's mythology. Orion as a representative of order, Darkseid of Chaos? The Anti Life 'equation' as an generic cosmic destroyer? The Old Gods as simple aliens? The New Gods as simple aliens? Orion as a racist, and an unthinking murderer?

It's also noteworthy that Cosmic Odyssey seems intent on elevating the heroes of the DCU to a moral status above that of the New Gods, not once but twice having a hero admonish the morally inferior Orion for his backward, small minded attitudes about race, war and death. All while making Darkseid a typical 'Muahahaha' villain, and an inept one at that.

Starlin continues this trend in "Death of..." with Superman's role in that story.

One thing I do give "Odyssey", though...Great, great mignola art.

His Orion work was every bit as good as his Thor run, and died well before it should have.

Better, I thought, personally. More concerned with universal philosophical questions, at least. In a lot of ways I felt it was like the same type of evolution one saw between Kirby's Thor and Kirby's New Gods. One is great, the other is amazing.

didnt want to get into one of these wall of text battles *sigh* but, here we go.....

Originally posted by Desaad
Yes, I was backing up one part of your claim while clarifying the nature of the Boom Tube and the way it's evolved over the years.

k.

And I'm sure you'd bring in plenty of examples that you'd argue as Super Speed perceptions, and I'd argue that only 2 or 3 of those were actually legitimate, and I'd bring in evidence of Green Lanterns explicitly using human perceptions to perform similar feats, and you'd counter by claiming that small differences make all the difference, etc. I've been down this road many times before, and I'm not too terribly keen on going down it again. Suffice it to say, my definition of 'super speed perceptions' is probably a great deal more particular than yours, and there aren't so many characters I view as actually having them. And yes, I'm sure you'd have more examples of Surfer using true super speed perceptions than would I for Orion, but would they be a greater percentage of his appearances? Given that he's got hundreds more, I mean to say.

Actually if you brought your green lantern examples i would counter by showing the clear differences between they and the surfer example and show why they are not at all analalgous to the surfer ones. My definition of superspeed perception and criteria used is likely just as "particular" as yours with the only difference being my observation of the fulfillment of these criteria within the surfer feats as opposed to you. Also please reread, my statements as i focused on impressiveness and NOT number or percentage of times used. This is because as long as he has demonstrated the ability enough times for it to be considered a part of his powerset (which he has) then the amount of times he has used it is of little relevance given the existence of the NO PIS and full capacity rules which indicate that a character will fight to the best of his abilities as shown on panel. Percentages are therefore irrelevant here.

Yeah, I know why you did it. You were searching for a way to cast doubt on the feat, and being careful not to make any outright assertions in case someone called you on it. There is no way that BFR would have been a possibility, when everything else indicates that it's the nature and power of the Astro Force - a primarily destructive energy - that allowed the feat to be accomplished. Just because it happened off panel doesn't mean that I can claim that, for instance, he actually contained the energies in the palm of his hand while simultaneously trapping Mageddon at the edge of space time and warding off Imperiex.

I was under the assumption that teleportation/BFR was one of the abilities afforded Orion by the astroforce as well as energy manipulation. Perhaps i was wrong on that acount. If not then BFR cannot be abruptly ruled out as a possibility. Ur examples are nothing short of comical and totally unrelated to this scenario however. In suggesting BFR, i was bringing forth a possibility of Orion performing a feat using a power afforded to him by the astroforce (if its not as i said before i am open to correction here) since we dont actually see how he used the astro force to accomplish it. This is in no way a parrallel to ur ludicrous analogies which involved bringing in external characters never shown to be present in the situation at all.lulz, what is more unfortunate, is ur attempt to advance ur argument by continuing to harp on a point i had already dropped before u even entered into the discussion in the first place.

No, your attempt at casting doubt on the feat by making bizarre - and ultimately nonsensical - distinctions as to the method of the destruction of the fabric of reality is without merit, so far as I can tell.

😂 u really need to reread the discussion. The distinction i made in regards to the method of destruction, was so as to clarify that the energy was not universal in scale but rather in scope. Hence it had specific properties which would cause the universe to collapse on itself and not by sheer destructive force. What i was therefore clarifying was that Orion didnt contain an amount of energy that filled/permeated the universe which if he did i would consider more impressive than surfers crunch feat but rather was able to contain and nullify energies with uniquely destructive properties (properties destructive enough to cause the collapse of the universe). i still went on to acknowledge its extreme level of impressiveness regardless of that fact.

You opened up the topic by arguing that the method by which the universe was destroyed was somehow less valid than other methods by which the universe might be destroyed. I have no interest in dissecting the physics of universal destruction. I'm content to take it as it was presented -- a bomb that was set to destroy the universe could only be contained by the energies of the Astro Force.

Sigh. False, i did not argue that the method by which the universe was destroyed was less valid but rather clarified the method by which it was destroyed so that we would be able to better appraise the feat.
What u attempted to do rather was to impose nonsensical limitations on a fictional universe, limitations which have been shown time and time again to be invalid in similar situations.

Wow, what happened to it being off panel? What happened to it being impossible to reason out the method, nature, and mechanism of the bomb and the bomb's energies? For what it's worth, the bomb had apparently released enough where every being across the universe was feeling the effects of it.

LMAO, these inane ramblings and this state of confusion you are in could have easily been avoided by properly reading the posts. I mentioned that he counteracted the bomb off panel,which is true. I also mentioned in the post u replied what was plainly shown and mentioned on panel, which was that the bomb had just begun radiating its energy. Once again that is undoubtedly true No how in gods name does that relate to ur completely
faulty rationalization about the bomb. My mentioning of actual on panel occurences and descriptions is in no way similar to ur attempt to apply particular real life limitations to a fictional medium in which those real life limitations have been shown NOT to apply...

How long is 'not long' to a being like Galactus, who has existed longer than the universe has existed? It's comics, after all -- any attempt to understand such beings is ultimately a fruitless endeavor, because it's not the real world. Right?

heh, more ludicrous ramblings topped off with laughable strawman argumentation. Ur attempt to make it seem that i said no real world terms can be applied to comics is downright pitiful. I faulted you on attempting to scientifically explain the internal workings of a bomb using limitations that have been shown to not apply within the comic universe in that particular context. Hence this in no way means that no concepts within the real world are applicable within the comics universe just that in this given context ur logic which was gleaned from real life technological limitations was innapplicable. facepalm i beg of u to stop with the fallacious reasoning. it only serves to diminish the value of the discussion.

Why are they are comparable levels? How does the fact that they differ somehow equalize them? That's insanely wrong headed. One of them is a feat of energy absorption, the other is a feat of energy generation. One of them is a feat of universal scale, the other is unquantifiable (yes, unquantifiable, given the number of things that have been known to hurt, weaken, or nearly kill Galactus).

In the post u quoted, i was not claiming that the fact they differed equalized them but rather that the feats differed in nature and with surfer actually wielding the energies of the crunch (in addittion to the other circumstances such as him being nearly dead prior to performing the feat) that him nearly dying after the feat does not diminish it. What equalizes them, is the fact that surfer channelled and wielded universal level energy which a near abstract being like galactus mentioned even he could not withstand for long. The situations u are referring to in which galactus is hurt or weakened are almost always a result of him being extremely hungry. His overall powerlevel however is certainly within the upper echelon of marvels hierarchy and this is not in doubt.

on a sidenote, describing the orion feat as one of energy absorption is really just speculation since we dont see what happened. we know he manipulated the energy in someway which is enough to warrant its impressiveness but that actual description (absorption) is certainly not a concrete one.