John McClane versus Rorschach...

We've established that McClane's neck in unbreakable. This is fact.

Rogue and Sadako you guys are crazy.

Watchmen are H2H beasts. Magic damage soak won't help McClane. His bones and tendons will get crushed.

Madness.

I stand by this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See, here's the deal with McClane. You gotta kill him quick. The longer the fight drags out, the more his luck comes into play. A fight with Rorschach is gonna drag out. Rorschach is gonna beat on McClane, beat on him some more, gonna have McClane bleeding and in pain, but eventually Mac will run across a crowbar and bury it in Rorschach's head. That's how McClane fights. That's how he wins. That's why he's always the last man standing.
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Rorschach goes for cripple and death blows. It's his thing. And with access to his environment......it's just madness.

For example.
The Watchmen would probably own the Movie Mortal Kombat Tournament!
McClane would'nt last long.

Originally posted by the ninjak
For example.
The Watchmen would probably own the Movie Mortal Kombat Tournament!

You know what would "own" all the Watchmen (except Dr. Manhattan) and the Mortal Kombat Tournament? An F-35 Lightning II.

You know who took out an F-35 Lightning II? McClane.

Originally posted by Robtard
You know what would "own" all the Watchmen (except Dr. Manhattan) and the Mortal Kombat Tournament? An F-35 Lightning II.

You know who took out an F-35 Lightning II? McClane.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Rorschach goes for cripple and death blows. It's his thing. And with access to his environment......it's just madness.

For example.
The Watchmen would probably own the Movie Mortal Kombat Tournament!
McClane would'nt last long.

Originally posted by Robtard
You know what would "own" all the Watchmen (except Dr. Manhattan) and the Mortal Kombat Tournament? An F-35 Lightning II.

You know who took out an F-35 Lightning II? McClane.

Mac didn't kill the F-35. Mac was holding on for dear life and a random piece of debris fell into it's fan engine.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mac didn't kill the F-35. Mac was holding on for dear life and a random piece of debris fell into it's fan engine.

"Took it out" that's what Rob meant.

in any case rorshach punishes mcclane...why would you wish such pain on a character you like anyway

I lost interest.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can't itemize it, but it had shit everywhere.

😆 😆 😆

The Comedian was into that?

Anyway, this thread has lots of lulz. The best line, so far, is "would McClane have fallen for the old tachyon gag?" 😆 YOU BASTARD! lol

I still think that Rory wins without much effort. They are equal in "bending the environment" if not a slight edge to Rory because Rory is much faster at using the environment than McClane (he does some jackine chan shit, yo)

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

The Comedian was into that?

Anyway, this thread has lots of lulz. The best line, so far, is "would McClane have fallen for the old tachyon gag?" 😆 YOU BASTARD! lol

I still think that Rory wins without much effort. They are equal in "bending the environment" if not a slight edge to Rory because Rory is much faster at using the environment than McClane (he does some jackine chan shit, yo)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Stop talking.

You're just upset cos Rigg's antics wouldn't net the destruction of a 96 million dollar machine of war, he'd just end up dead.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can't itemize it, but it had shit everywhere.

i need to rewatch when i get the chance

Originally posted by Robtard
You're just upset cos Rigg's antics wouldn't net the destruction of a 96 million dollar machine of war, he'd just end up dead.

Nah, just saying that Mac did not "kill" a Jet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mac didn't kill the F-35. Mac was holding on for dear life and a random piece of debris fell into it's fan engine.

See?

Originally posted by dadudemon

I still think that Rory wins without much effort.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, just saying that Mac did not "kill" a Jet.

See?

His antics is what caused its destruction. Implying he had nothing to do with it is both dishonest and a gimp.