John McClane versus Rorschach...

Started by Robtard13 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** it, me too. I'm changing sides just to spite the McClane fangirls.

Fickle like a school-girl, bro.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** it, me too. I'm changing sides just to spite the McClane fangirls.

/shakes head.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
yes die hard is more comic like than watchmen because i always see guys get vaporized and reconstructing themselves in die hard you're completely right heck i bet mcclane could even beat dr manhattan with eviroment bending whatever that is. seriously you fanboys kill me... Rorschach breaks bones like twigs /thread

Oh hell no....

Manhattan obviously would destroy McClane.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
please read what this sentence carefully RORSHACH BREAKS BONES LIKE TWIGS.how does this not register to you

Didnt see him break the bones of serious opposition.
(See how he fared against Veidt, for example.)

Cause with Veidt's ridiculous damage soak and endurance, it presented Mr.Twig breaker with a bit of a problem, IIRC.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh hell no....

Manhattan obviously would destroy McClane.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Originally posted by Robtard
You know what would "own" all the Watchmen (except Dr. Manhattan) and the Mortal Kombat Tournament? An F-35 Lightning II.

You know who took out an F-35 Lightning II? McClane.

😂 So true.

Originally posted by Robtard
His antics is what caused its destruction. Implying he had nothing to do with it is both dishonest and a gimp.

Absolutely. It'd be like saying Luke didn't destroy the Death Star in ANH just because the proton torpedo did.

Originally posted by Kaibs
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Absolutely. It'd be like saying Luke didn't destroy the Death Star in ANH just because the proton torpedo did.

Yes, but technically Luke used The Force to help him with that... so technically that's a bad example lol.

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I guess so...

Maybe like Lando destroying the ROTJ Death Star then, aided only by a man with a vagina for a face.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Absolutely. It'd be like saying Luke didn't destroy the Death Star in ANH just because the proton torpedo did.

Bingo, yet RJ insist on downplaying McClane to this day.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bingo, yet RJ insist on downplaying McClane to this day.

IDK until the whole RIggs shit came up he was dick ridin McClane till no end. I'm a huge McClane fan, but I like to be realistic about if he'd win or not when he's up against tough opponents.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Yes, but technically Luke used The Force to help him with that... so technically that's a bad example lol.

Na, comparison is solid. The Force is part of Luke, just as the McClane-Factor* is part of McClane.

*McClane-Factor = A nigh-unexplainble set of events where shit blows-up and people-die when McClane is present.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, comparison is solid. The Force is part of Luke, just as the McClane-Factor* is part of McClane.

*McClane-Factor = A nigh-unexplainble set of events where shit blows-up and people-die when McClane is present.

Excellent point.

They are indeed inseperable at the sub-atomic level.

Originally posted by Kaibs
IDK until the whole RIggs shit came up he was dick ridin McClane till no end. I'm a huge McClane fan, but I like to be realistic about if he'd win or not when he's up against tough opponents.

Absolutely. Things have to be assessed credibly.
No point otherwise.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Excellent point.

They are indeed inseperable at the sub-atomic level.

How else do we explain how a man driving a truck and who's being attacked by a hi-tech jump-jet, ends up with said man surviving, but the truck, the jet and a large portion of the freeway are left in a smoldering ruin?

Answer: McClane-Factor

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
that would be impressive if it weren't an inanimate object 😬

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/inanimate

Might be helpful to you. The jets not alive, but isn't inanimate either.

And it was flown by an alive pilot.

Originally posted by Robtard
How else do we explain how a man driving a truck and who's being attacked by a hi-tech jump-jet, ends up with said man surviving, but the truck, the jet and a large portion of the freeway are left in a smoldering ruin?

Answer: McClane-Factor

Exactamundo. Not since Rambo almost single handed defeated the entire Soviet occupation of Afghanistan for the Taliban in Rambo III had we seen such displays of mad skills of carnage/endurance.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, comparison is solid. The Force is part of Luke, just as the McClane-Factor* is part of McClane.

*McClane-Factor = A nigh-unexplainble set of events where shit blows-up and people-die when McClane is present.

Well I mean no, technically you can't say The Force is apart of Luke. As The Force was apart of a lot of people. The McClane factor is it's own undeniable thing. The Force isn't applied to one being where McClane's is.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Absolutely. Things have to be assessed credibly.
No point otherwise.

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