Ares vs. Wolverine

This was the best thread I've participated in a while. Thanks.

You are made of win. Should change your name to winjin or jinwin.

I literally lol'ed. The two bait threads that are spiraling out of this are positively fantastic. Make some more. The utter win if your rationale here must be preserved as long as humanly possible.

This is reaching "Gorgon could beat Wonder Woman" levels right here.

I love Wolverithmetics. Don't ever change.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Should change your name to winjin

You're right... it's so utterly irrational to neglect scans that have no relivence to a particular point/discussion...

Oh wait, you've made a career of neglecting panels haven't you?

Lulz @ the self serving "logic" in your posts. Good stuff. No, GREAT stuff.

^ LOL. Literally... somehow, someway... your application of Wolverithmetics dictates that only six seven panels of these eight pages were the two actually fighting, the rest are "irelivent":

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Let me get this straight... somehow... you think this fight is SHORTER...

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lost of posturing, shots of bystanders, the eye power showdown, yeah, there's a lot of irrelivence in that fight when you're attempting to belittle Gorgon's showing based on the length of the battle.

Especially considering that both battles in their entirety still shows the Ares fight taking longer.

^ LOL:

Originally posted by jinzin
The ones where they're actually fighting would seem to matter.

Originally posted by jinzin
I'm kinda leaning towards the one with the displays of superspeedy sword weilding, fear gazing and moments of precog.... But I could be wrong, what do you think?

Originally posted by jinzin
I'm choosing which panels are relivent to the actual fighting portion of the fight yes...

Wolverithmetics is a wonder to behold. What sheer joy.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ LOL: laughcry

Originally posted by SamZED
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pretty much...

Originally posted by jinzin
pretty much... hooked on Wolverithmetics works for me~~~!

kinda

Your douchbaggery already has you insisting your theory crafting is substantial evidence with nothing to counter it.... Isn't surprising your willing to shove words in my mouth to boot.

Of course considering your obsession with things in my mouth in this thread so far I guess C-master's right.
You're crazy about me aren'tcha?

^ LOL. Again reverting to cutting insults. Why so serious?! This thread has turned into a joke! You're not seriously butt-hurt over this are you? *looks at two phail bait threads* kinda

I jut love how you turned eight pages of fighting into six seven panels only. And conveniently, the scenes where Phobos kicks him in the face and slashes him across the torso are "irrelevant" somehow. Some way.

Win. That's what you are, winjin. 👆

Don't ever change.

Not some how, some way............. GIVEN CONTEXT... something you apparently felt the need to ignore throughout the entirety of this thread.

"Gorgon would be phucked without Godkiller....... yknow if you ignore that he oneshot phobos without it.... 😮 . "

^ Apparently you felt the need to ignore the two pages where Phobos actually tagged Gorgon. How predictable convenient!

Sorry, but if Gorgon didn't have Godkiller, Grasscutter never would have been cut short. We saw Phobos tag Gorgon with it when Gorgon had Godkiller, you can imagine (but you won't) what Phobos would have done had Gorgon been barehanded the entire way.

Lol. I love how you still won't retreat from "I can totally ignore these pages and panels when it suits me!"

Win. Just pure unadulterated win.

Because it isn't during the in-fight panels.

One where he interrupts Gorgon attacking Fury and the other one already explained? yeah, might as well bring up Ares getting his face and neck opened to the point that he was spilling himself all over the floor.. it's about as relivent.

I imagine that had Gorgon been unarmed from the start of the fight, his tactics would have been different from the start akin to his fight with Elektra.. a reason why I've brought up that as soon as Gorgon was in Ares' position he did better than Ares... Grasscutter was retconned to a full sword by the next comic btw.

You ignore entire premises that make your arguments laughable, like Gorgon doing exactly what you claimed he couldn't... So... projectionism again? I won't change if you won't.... lol I already know you won't.

^ LOL

You're taking me to task for ignoring context when you're trying to eliminate entire pages from the fight as if they don't matter at all?!

This from the guy who says Wolverine "won" a "fight" against immortal Hercules?!

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Wolverithmetic is awesome, trying to pander to me and justify Wolverithmetic is altogether comedy gold.

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Hold on, how is the Ares/Phobos fight longer than the Phobos/Gorgon fight?

Do we own different issues Jinzin?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Hold on, how is the Ares/Phobos fight longer than the Phobos/Gorgon fight?

Do we own different issues Jinzin?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ LOL

You're taking me to task for ignoring context when you're trying to eliminate entire pages from the fight as if they don't matter at all?!

This from the guy who says Wolverine "won" a "fight" against immortal Hercules?!

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Wolverithmetic is awesome, trying to pander to me and justify Wolverithmetic is altogether comedy gold.

They don't matter IN CONTEXT to your trying to belittle Gorgon's display in his fight with Alex.

I didn't say the barfight was a fight analogous with the forum.. 😕

I wasn't even the one who started referencing that encounter.

^ I'm being taken to task over context! ME!

Originally posted by jinzin
panel by panel.

This never gets old!!!