Ares vs. Wolverine

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
This was the best thread I've participated in a while. Thanks.

You are made of win. Should change your name to winjin or jinwin.

I literally lol'ed. The two bait threads that are spiraling out of this are positively fantastic. Make some more. The utter win if your rationale here must be preserved as long as humanly possible.

This is reaching "Gorgon could beat Wonder Woman" levels right here.

I love Wolverithmetics. Don't ever change.

Boy was I wrong...

Originally posted by jinzin
panel by panel.

Lol what?

How does that even work? I'm pretty sure the Gorgon/Phobos fight was pages (1-3) longer than the Ares/Phobos fight.

pages yes, panels no.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
facepalm

Originally posted by jinzin
pages yes, panels no.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol what?

is there something that's hard to understand about that? okay lets do it like this the panels in the gorgon fight are bigger... as in MUCH bigger, so the fight obviously takes up more page space... does it take up more panels? Nah.

Originally posted by jinzin
is there something that's hard to understand about that?

Simply because you don't want to admit that Gorgon took longer to put down Phobos, fresh and wielding Godkiller... than Ares who did it while wounded and barehanded.

What a trainwreck of epic proportions. And hilarious.

Originally posted by jinzin
is there something that's hard to understand about that? okay lets do it like this the panels in the gorgon fight are bigger... as in MUCH bigger, so the fight obviously takes up more page space... does it take up more panels? Nah.

baka

Can you please give me a breakdown of the fights? Panel by panel.

I skimmed over each fight and unless you own some special edition copies, I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that the Ares/Phobos fight was longer than the Gorgon/Phobos fight. Even with panel counting.

There's like 6 in the first fight, and 11 in the second.

Ok, maybe I'm a bit stupid, but remind me on where this draws relevance on Wolverine vs Ares? In that fight I'd give the nod to Ares myself.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
In that fight I'd give the nod to Ares myself.

he's a god of war. 😐

Originally posted by Starscream M
whats your reasoning for giving ares the nod?

Wolverine is fast and small and can get some damage in. I don't think it would be a OHK though. I'd give Ares 7/10. Putting both of their "reasonable" feats together, it suggests to me that he wins about that much.

That's just my take on the match though.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
In all seriousness: yes. You're butchering common sense at this point, notwithstanding the coincidental banishing of the two pages where Phobos tags Gorgon.

Simply because you don't want to admit that Gorgon took longer to put down Phobos, fresh and wielding Godkiller... than Ares who did it while wounded and barehanded.

What a trainwreck of epic proportions. And hilarious.

Edited down to this "wounded and barehanded"..... well Gorgon's fight was shorter under the same circumstances...

So that it's hard for you to understand or accept it is rather a display of your anti-wolverithmetic in action.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Ok, maybe I'm a bit stupid, but remind me on where this draws relevance on Wolverine vs Ares? In that fight I'd give the nod to Ares myself.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
baka

Can you please give me a breakdown of the fights? Panel by panel.

I skimmed over each fight and unless you own some special edition copies, I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that the Ares/Phobos fight was longer than the Gorgon/Phobos fight. Even with panel counting.

There's like 6 in the first fight, and 11 in the second.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Hmm... in my opinion, Ares has the weapons and the range to do the necessary damage to put down Wolverine with his superior physicality. He isn't slow, weak, or stupid, or a poor fighter. So he's not like a common brick. Contrary to forum belief, Wolverine doesn't beat everyone who doesn't have a healing factor or is invulnerable in some way.

Wolverine is fast and small and can get some damage in. I don't think it would be a OHK though. I'd give Ares 7/10. Putting both of their "reasonable" feats together, it suggests to me that he wins about that much.

That's just my take on the match though.

Also, logan is more skilled and faster (even if not by much) so i think he'll slash ares far more than ares will hit him.

Originally posted by Trackz
proof of ares' skill in comparison to Wolverine since Ares easily beat Phobos, Wolverine was beaten on by Gorgon, and Phobos matched Gorgon for a while before getting killed. It's a convoluted way of proving Ares should be able to beat Wolverine. That and the fact a punch from Ares floored Wolverine, although that wasn't really a fight.

Originally posted by Starscream M
ok. I feel like it is a close fight. I'd give a slight edge to logan because of indestructible skeleton (meaning ares ain't cutting any limbs off)...claws that could slice ares up bad..and insane hf that would allow logan to take a few licks and keep going.

Also, logan is more skilled and faster (even if not by much) so i think he'll slash ares far more than ares will hit him.

I think that whatever Logan trumps areas in, it's nowhere neeeaar as much as the areas that Ares trumps him in, except for the skeleton.

Originally posted by jinzin
I'm honestly not going to be bothered to count out panels for you Rage i'm sorry that's a ridiculous request. 😬

Okay, how about this:

How many panels was the Gorgon/Phobos fight and how many panels was the Phobos/Ares fight?

In your book at least.

Ares axe(adamantine) is stronger than adamantium .