Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by Nephthys36 pages
Tell me, what about being bloodlusted will suddenly totally change their fighting style?

They are absolutely set on annihilating their oppoents as quickly as possible. Lusting after blood, if you will.

Also, you r dum.

The OP:

Originally posted by the ninjak
The Watcher....a powerful being that can create alternate realities summons Superman from the DC Universe and Hulk and Abomination from the Marvel Universe, plus Hancock from his and tells them of a school full of Wizards that must be eradicated unless the universe falls apart!

Voldemort's Death Eaters will aid Dumbledore in this epic Siege differences aside in the name of survival.

Who wins. Battle takes place at Hogwarts. Noon. After Goblet of Fire. Bloodlusted battle.

And as per MVF rules, an amendment to the OP a few posts in:

Originally posted by the ninjak
They are there. Supes and Hancock in the sky Hulk and Abomination just outside the grounds.
And it's after Goblet of Fire so the whole school is there and Voldemort arrives with Deatheaters. The Comic characters blast holes in the schools walls Hulk screaming for their extinction.

That's it, no changes can be made now. No mention of the heroes having knowledge of what wizards can do. It's just "Dudes, go there and kill these people."

And, FTW, these people are accompanied by........*drum roll*.......Dementors!!!!! Cornelius Fudge was in GOF, he is the head of the Ministry, the Ministry has direct control of the Dementors, so.......yeah.

Or, ready for this? Boggarts. Boggarts are unleashed. hey turn into what the heroes fear most.

Go away RJ, mommy and daddy are talking now.

Originally posted by Nephthys
They are absolutely set on annihilating their oppoents as quickly as possible. Lusting after blood, if you will.

Also, you r dum.

Nah, the heroes are, as stated in the amendment to the OP, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky."

First of all, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky" means they are OUTSIDE the shield that protects Hogwarts. They cannot SEE Hogwarts, nor can they get to it even if they did see it. This whole thing about the heroes somehow being immune to the shield charm is bullshit, it's beyond gimping now, it's taking a movie feat for the wizards and changing it. It's also taking the heroes attributes and changing them.

Have a nice day 😄

Originally posted by Nephthys
Go away RJ, mommy and daddy are talking now.
Mhm, and Junior is raping the hell outta Mommy. Make me some cookies, Mommy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
They are absolutely set on annihilating their oppoents as quickly as possible. Lusting after blood, if you will.

Also, you r dum.

AAAAHAHAHAHAA now you're making shit up. That is not stated in the OP.

"They are absolutely set on annihilating their opponents as quickly as possible", shut up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, the heroes are, as stated in the amendment to the OP, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky."

First of all, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky" means they are OUTSIDE the shield that protects Hogwarts. They cannot SEE Hogwarts, nor can they get to it even if they did see it. This whole thing about the heroes somehow being immune to the shield charm is bullshit, it's beyond gimping now, it's taking a movie feat for the wizards and changing it. It's also taking the heroes attributes and changing them.

Have a nice day 😄

You do realize that Supes and Hancock could be both within the charm even if they are in the sky right?

Originally posted by ares834
You do realize that Supes and Hancock could be both within the charm even if they are in the sky right?
Too bad it says "in the sky", not "In the sky INSIDE the shield."

Besides, how'd they get inside? They cannot see the castle, nor can they bypass the shield.

Also, even IF they are inside the shield, you really think the wizards won't notice two flying men above the castle, even if only a few seconds in advance? Please.

😂

YouTube video

look at dumbledores face clearly he was about to peel 😂

anyways superman heat visions everybody
while hancock does them like he did those bank robbers

they stay intangable or die

"Repello Muggletum". Used in Deathly Hallows by Hermione and Harry to protect their campsites, mentioned to have been used on the magic schools and the stadion of the Quidditch World Cup (Goblet of Fire).

As ares pointed out, Superman is not human, so he isn't actually a muggle. Also, is that just in the books? I can't recall such a scene in the movies. But if you can post it, I'll drop the point.

Since Dumbledore asks, how Draco was capable of getting his Death Eater friends into the school in HPB, it was impenetrable to anything available to the Death Eaters at least.

Indeed. However, Superman can deal out quite a bit more than they can, so it won't be able to stop him.

Ignoring the written canon, when it doesn't contradict the movies, isn't part of the rules of the movie versus, is it? Ignoring everything implied in the movies also doesn't seem to be the way to go.

Movie feats only, as this is a movie only forum.

It was impossible for a Wizard to die in a car crash, according to Hagrid in PS/SS. The same movie has Neville dropping from his broom, with the result being a broken wrist from a 10 - 15 meter drop. In Prisoner of Azkaban, we see one of the Seekers getting hit by lightning and continue flight after some seconds of disorientation. In the same movie, Hermione and Harry take it up with the Whomping Willow (which maimed the Weasley's car in Chamber of Secrets) without an injury. Also this:

None of which is even in the same ballpark as what Superman can do to them.


First: Harry "automatically" counter curses Voldemort, while he's on the brink of being knocked out by the pain caused when the Dark Lord appears. Also, apparently, the wand exploding right in Voldemorts hand is enough to knock the power poles over, but doesn't affect the Dark Lord at all. A similar situation is implied in Prisoner of Azkaban when the "death" of Peter Pettigrew is described, who, in reality, blew a hole into the ground right next to his feet, with the explosion killing a dozen innocent bystanders but left him (and Sirius) untouched.

The wand thing was because of the unique bond between Harry and Voldemort, which is teh whole plot of teh movie. And the explosion is nowhere close to Superman's capablities. I'm not sure if it was in the movie (I'll check later), but Pettigrew blew up everything behind him only.

In which movie did Superman take out a thousand opponents in an instance again?

He's bloodlusted, so he'll be using his powers to their greatest extent in order to kill his opponents as swiftly as possible.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and Junior is raping the hell outta Mommy. Make me some cookies, Mommy.

No, now piss off or momma spank.

A random dickface was able to smell Hermione's perfume through her Protego (Cannot remember the exact name).

With Superman's senses, the ****ing shroud might as well not be there at all.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, the heroes are, as stated in the amendment to the OP, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky."

First of all, "outside the grounds", and "in the sky" means they are OUTSIDE the shield that protects Hogwarts. They cannot SEE Hogwarts, nor can they get to it even if they did see it. This whole thing about the heroes somehow being immune to the shield charm is bullshit, it's beyond gimping now, it's taking a movie feat for the wizards and changing it. It's also taking the heroes attributes and changing them.

Have a nice day 😄

Tha-waaaaaa? How does that have anything to so with them being bloodlusted?

OMG, did I literally blow your mind or something?

Edit: Ok, apparantly you were a tard and replied to teh same thing twice. Thats... cool I guess.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
AAAAHAHAHAHAA now you're making shit up. That is not stated in the OP.

"They are absolutely set on annihilating their opponents as quickly as possible", shut up.

That is the definition of bloodlusted. Bloodlust refers to a state where a character is fighting without any inhibitions, and cares about nothing other than defeating the enemy. Thats what it is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too bad it says "in the sky", not "In the sky INSIDE the shield."

Besides, how'd they get inside? They cannot see the castle, nor can they bypass the shield.

Also, even IF they are inside the shield, you really think the wizards won't notice two flying men above the castle, even if only a few seconds in advance? Please.

There are no "few seconds" the watcher teleports them in and they fight...

A random dickface was able to smell Hermione's perfume through her Protego (Cannot remember the exact name).

Hermione wears Chantilly. It's not too fancy, but the delicate blend of sandalwood, moss, and orange blossom is simply divine.

Chantilly: Now only $39.99!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sshhhhhhhhh, stop talking. Wizards can go intangible.

Anyway, the wizards get obliterated. Most are fodder. The rest have to reappear and fight at some time. And when they do, they get the pain!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Hermione wears Chantilly. It's not too fancy, but the delicate blend of sandalwood, moss, and orange blossom is simply divine.

Chantilly: Now only $39.99!

I don't give a shit if she was wearing "Rancid dog piss."

Point is that Superman does not need his eyes to know where these dicks are.

Kind of like your Mom.

THIS ***** NEEDS TO LOG OFF WHEN SHE LEAVES.

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
Kind of like your Mom.

THIS ***** NEEDS TO LOG OFF WHEN SHES LEAVE.

D:

I was about to say "HAI LYSSA" and then your fat ass ruins it. 🙁

I DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA.

edit- But now that I'm in... 😖hifty: