Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by NemeBro36 pages

Wat. mmm

Now's my chance to finally PM tons of animal porn to moderators and get away with it!

Originally posted by Badabing

Anyway, the wizards get obliterated. Most are fodder. The rest have to reappear and fight at some time. And when they do, they get the pain!

Yeah cept no.

Originally posted by NemeBro
A random dickface was able to smell Hermione's perfume through her Protego (Cannot remember the exact name).

With Superman's senses, the ****ing shroud might as well not be there at all.

Mhm, and all wizards wear perfume. 🙄

Originally posted by ares834
There are no "few seconds" the watcher teleports them in and they fight...
I see, so the watcher can see Hogwarts?

Fail. Anyone who does not possess HP magic cannot see Hogwarts when it is concealed.

Try again.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Tha-waaaaaa? How does that have [b]anything to so with them being bloodlusted?

OMG, did I literally blow your mind or something?

Edit: Ok, apparantly you were a tard and replied to teh same thing twice. Thats... cool I guess.[/b]

Nah, you're trying to say the heroes will fight a certain way, ways that we both know they won't do.

That is the definition of bloodlusted. Bloodlust refers to a state where a character is fighting without any inhibitions, and cares about nothing other than defeating the enemy. Thats what it is.
Wrong. the definition of bloodlust is the desire for bloodshed. In this state, they'll likely take their time, savor the kill.

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
Now's my chance to finally PM tons of animal porn to moderators and get away with it!

..... Blax?

cmon RJ the jig is up

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B] Mhm, and all wizards wear perfume. 🙄B]
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Are you serious?

RJ, think REAL hard about this, honestly.

Also, yes, the Watcher could see Hogworts, to suggest that pathetic Harry Potter magic can obscure them from the Watcher's eyes is fanwank of the highest order.

BTW is the Watcher form a movie or something that was just made up?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah cept no.
I see you're bringing out your "A" game. Well played. sneer

But really, the wizards do get FUBAR.

And lol at Uatu not being able to see Hogwarts. durpalm

What a dumb thread. This spite is facepalm worthy.

Hogwarts gets thrown into space while Hulk literally rips potter apart and Hancock shoves all of the student's heads up their own asses.

Fin.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
cmon RJ the jig is up
Calm down. Stop cheerleading and debate.

Originally posted by NemeBro
..........

Are you serious?

RJ, think REAL hard about this, honestly.

Also, yes, the Watcher could see Hogworts, to suggest that pathetic Harry Potter magic can obscure them from the Watcher's eyes is fanwank of the highest order.

K then, what exactly is The Watcher? What are his attributes? What movie was he in?

"Pathetic Harry Potter magic".....Wow, dude, talk about a foot in the mouth remark. Head up the ass more like.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K then, what exactly is The Watcher? What are his attributes? What movie was he in?

"Pathetic Harry Potter magic".....Wow, dude, talk about a foot in the mouth remark. Head up the ass more like.

He is not a movie character, so admittedly I do not know why he is being brought up.

It IS pathetic compared to Uatu, or any Watcher.

Watchers are cosmic beings of immense power. They could turn Hogwarts into a fish, or a cloud, or a bad idea, their godlike powers capable of rendering the very planet Hogwarts takes place on nonexistent.

So yes, the very notion that HP magic can impede a Watcher in any way is laughable.

Though still not sure why they are being brought up.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He is not a movie character, so admittedly I do not know why he is being brought up.
Then he cannot be used here.

Watchers are cosmic beings of immense power. They could turn Hogwarts into a fish, or a cloud, or a bad idea, their godlike powers capable of rendering the very planet Hogwarts takes place on nonexistent.

So yes, the very notion that HP magic can impede a Watcher in any way is laughable.

Though still not sure why they are being brought up.

Sounds like he'd kick alotta ass in an anything vs forum. Hell, he might even give Hit Girl a good fight.

So, we're back to square one, the heroes are outside the shield, unable to see Hogwarts, and unable to penetrate it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then he cannot be used here.

So, we're back to square one, the heroes are outside the shield, unable to see Hogwarts, and unable to penetrate it.

facepalm

It is ultimately irrelevant what put them there, they point is they are there.
Regardless, Supes isn't a human so why wouldn't he be able to see Hogwarts? Afterall owls and other animals seemingly can. Also he pushes the damned moon... A sheild isn't going to stop him. And even if we assume that he is unable to penetrate he still has plenty options... Like going underground and lifting the entire landmass the hogwarts grounds cover and throwing it into the sun... Hell perhaps the sheild doesn't go underground and he can get in that way. Or if he was feeling really angry he could push the moon into a collision with Earth... Goodbye wizards.

velho

Those poor sad wizards...

Uatu reveals Hogwarts. Check.

Hulk ground stomps, thunder claps and smashes...stuff. Check.

Supes x rays, blitzes, flash freezes, heat visions, etc. Check.

Hancock blitzes, shoves heads up asses while on the booze. Check.

Hogwarts ends up in space. What's left of it anyway.

Originally posted by Badabing
Uatu reveals Hogwarts. Check.

Hulk ground stomps, thunder claps and smashes...stuff. Check.

Supes x rays, blitzes, flash freezes, heat visions, etc. Check.

Hancock blitzes, shoves heads up asses while on the booze. Check.

Hogwarts ends up in space. What's left of it anyway.

😆 😆

Originally posted by ares834
facepalm

It is ultimately irrelevant what put them there, they point is they are there.
Regardless, Supes isn't a human so why wouldn't he be able to see Hogwarts? Afterall owls and other animals seemingly can. Also he pushes the damned moon... A sheild isn't going to stop him. And even if we assume that he is unable to penetrate he still has plenty options... Like going underground and lifting the entire landmass the hogwarts grounds cover and throwing it into the sun... Hell perhaps the sheild doesn't go underground and he can get in that way. Or if he was feeling really angry he could push the moon into a collision with Earth... Goodbye wizards.

velho

Those poor sad wizards...

Can't go using non movie characters in an MVF thread, combatant or non-combatant. So, no, they aren't there. Unless you are trying to simultaneously gimp the wizards and amp the heroes.

And all else you said, you;re an idiot, watch a HP movie and pay attention. Unless a person has HP magic capabilities, they cannot see Hogwarts. The heroes, badass as they are, possess no magical abilities.

Try again. I'm gonna start this thread 2.0, this time on an even playing field, full might and prep for both sides.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Can't go using non movie characters in an MVF thread, combatant or non-combatant. So, no, they aren't there. Unless you are trying to simultaneously gimp the wizards and amp the heroes.

LOL. Complaining about gimp again... You mad bro?

But regardless, it is irrelevent what put them there as they are there! But if you need some force to have put them there it could be the same damn thing that put all of the characters in the same world and made the fight each other... AKA the OP.

And all else you said, you;re an idiot, watch a HP movie and pay attention. Unless a person has HP magic capabilities, they cannot see Hogwarts. The heroes, badass as they are, possess no magical abilities.

Did you miss where I said Superman isn't a person? You must have.

I've read through the posts here, and I must say Hogwartz stands a chance.

I find it funny how people are trying to find excuses around the death spell. Hulk will rejuvenate? Hulk has no soul? Blah. These are movie versions! There was never any mention of Hulk having no soul.

And avada kadavra does NOT simply injure. It kills, instantly. It doesn't wound. So no, hulk is not rejuvenating after getting hit.

Hulk and abomination die after a few mins of mindless destruction. They are not fast enough to avoid getting hit a by a couple hundred wizards shooting curses their way.

Now supes and hancock are a different matter. Supes can speed blitz and can shoot laser from his eyes. Hancock can... well... speed blitz.

I guess supes and hancock can win this as long as they're careful... making not 1 mistake.

If hogwarts did have time for prep however, they should be able to build some counter spells for speed and what not. After all, Hermione was able to travel through time, what's to say hogwarts doesn't have other time/speed manipulating devices.

But being taken by surprise as what I surmised from the stips, then yes, supes and hancock takes this.

It should be pointed out however that Hogwartz already has magical wards and counter curses imbedded into it's structure. It would be questionable as to how supes will react to all that magic. Will he even be able to enter into hogwartz' compound?

But then even if hancock alone got through, like I said, as long as he doesn't make a mistake and just keeps speed blitzing, he should be fine.

Still, hogwarts is not as stomped in this thread as many people think. One thing the wizards have is variety. They have a lot of curses and enchantments they could use which could counter the heroes. Infact, I'd go as far to say that the only chance the heroes have of defeating hogwarts is through speed.

Originally posted by ares834
LOL. Complaining about gimp again... You mad bro?

But regardless, it is irrelevent what put them there as they are there! But if you need some force to have put them there it could be the same damn thing that put all of the characters in the same world and made the fight each other... AKA the OP.

Did you miss where I said Superman isn't a person? You must have.

Nah, not mad, that's strike two of you trying to get under my skin. Give it up, you don't have what it takes to do so.

I ask again, to you and all: Is this thread on an even playing field? I don't see how even the most rabid HPhater can say it is.

The thread I create will be all powers, no holds barred, on an even playing field. Isn't that how it should be?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, not mad, that's strike two of you trying to get under my skin. Give it up, you don't have what it takes to do so.

Nah, I'm not really trying. Just giving you a taste of your own medicine. 😉

I ask again, to you and all: Is this thread on an even playing field? I don't see how even the most rabid HPhater can say it is.

The thread I create will be all powers, no holds barred, on an even playing field. Isn't that how it should be?

What powers are being barred from the wizards if I may ask?