Who is the biggest dick?

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
Superman's relationship with Lois is head and shoulders better than 90% of superhero marriages IMO.
cause it's only a front for his gay lifestyle, him and bruce however...

it ain't superman and batman, just superman/batman. we all know what's up

Originally posted by dmills
Word. Banner is a complete douche bag.
when someone could stop juggs with an ipod app.... thats being a dick.

This thread title excited me, then I read it carefully, how could you get me wet like that... hmm.

Originally posted by Ms_Molly_Hayes
This thread title excited me, then I read it carefully, how could you get me wet like that... hmm.
like this

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'd argue (if we're doing Moral Algebra) that the BP Cancer thing is far worse than the Batman Joker debacle. Mostly because the opportunity cost of lives that could be saved by killing the Joker is incredibly lower than the amount of lives BP could save by not being an arrogant, jingoistic dick and withholding his cancer cure.

Emperor Joker and The Last Laugh?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
1- Tony Stark: For being part of the Illuminati and choosing to send Hulk in space, unlike Namor and Charles Xavier, for hiding an infinity gem, for cloning Thor, for being a prime ******* during Civil War. He's not only a dick, he's an *******, and all the ass kicking he received in the past few years are completly legit. (I'm thinking of the ones given by Thor and by Hulk)

2- Reed Richards: All the things Stark did, Richards did too. Plus, he constructed the prison in the negative zone, during Civil War, and is a terrible husband.

3- Bruce Wayne: For having a plan on "How to murder my hommies if I have to", for being too soft on the Joker (I'm not for the Death Penality, but, I mean, c'mon!), for being a pompous jerks.

4- Superman: For all the comments above.

5- Black Panther: For having a cure for cancer, and not sharing it.

I'm not sure if Tony is a dick hes kinda like Batman has to make hard choices.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Personally if I lived in a world where people like Superman and Martian Manhunter existed--people who if they went bad could **** the world apart without breaking a sweat--I'd be thankful for a person like Batman devising contingency plans.

In a perfect world Batman wouldn't need to go behind his friends' backs like that, but even at its most idyllic DC still isn't a perfect world.

Yeah that was a rather dumb moment in an otherwise great story.

Still doesn't top Reed Richards exiling dissidents to the Negative Zone during Civil War 😛

👆 Don't know about this negative zone thingy.

Originally posted by Deadline
Emperor Joker and The Last Laugh?

I'm not sure if Tony is a dick hes kinda like Batman has to make hard choices.

👆 Don't know about this negative zone thingy.


Emperor Joker doesn't really count.

And I'm not sure how many people actually died in Last Laugh.

But discounting Emperor Joker I'm pretty sure the total death count for Joker's direct victims has been around 3000. Sure its a huge headcount for a serial killer, a ludicrous amount, but it's nowhere near the amount who die every year from cancer.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Emperor Joker doesn't really count.

And I'm not sure how many people actually died in Last Laugh.

it's nowhere close to annual global cancer deaths.

Originally posted by 753
it's nowhere close to annual global cancer deaths.

And its worth noting that Batman DOES have an ethical/moral reason for not killing Joker (which many people understandably disagree with) whereas Panther is just withholding the cure because he's an arrogant, jingoistic prick.

yeah, he's an *******. I mean, sure reed richards is useless, but this cancer thing is just absurd. beyond it, wakanda could pull the rest of africa out of misery tomorrow and unlike the rest of the world, it is ruled by a supposed heroe, not the same old oligarchs

Originally posted by 753
yeah, he's an *******. I mean, sure reed richards is useless, but this cancer thing is just absurd. beyond it, wakanda could pull the rest of africa out of misery tomorrow and unlike the rest of the world, it is ruled by a supposed heroe, not the same old oligarchs

I'm sure BP doesn't see the rest of Africa as worthy of Wakandan attention.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Emperor Joker doesn't really count.

Why not?

Originally posted by Omega Vision

And I'm not sure how many people actually died in Last Laugh.

But discounting Emperor Joker I'm pretty sure the total death count for Joker's direct victims has been around 3000. Sure its a huge headcount for a serial killer, a ludicrous amount, but it's nowhere near the amount who die every year from cancer.

The Joker could potentially destroy earth and possibly the universe. Cancer can't.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
And its worth noting that Batman DOES have an ethical/moral reason for not killing Joker (which many people understandably disagree with)

I think BP does as well see below.

Originally posted by 753
yeah, he's an *******. I mean, sure reed richards is useless, but this cancer thing is just absurd. beyond it, wakanda could pull the rest of africa out of misery tomorrow and unlike the rest of the world, it is ruled by a supposed heroe, not the same old oligarchs

I think the logic was your not supposed to interefere with other peoples affairs. The Watchers did something like that and they ended up decimating an alien race or races indirectly.

I think thats the intention behind it not selfishness. I think that sux though.

Originally posted by Deadline
Why not?

Well for one thing everything Joker did was pretty much undone by Mxy at the end of the story. Not to mention it couldn't have happened without fantastical circumstances.


The Joker could potentially destroy earth and possibly the universe. Cancer can't.

No he can't, not unless Mxy or some other ultra powerful being acts stupid again and gives Joker powers.

Besides that's a big hypothetical.


I think BP does as well see below.

I think the logic was your not supposed to interefere with other peoples affairs. The Watchers did something like that and they ended up decimating an alien race or races indirectly.

I think thats the intention behind it not selfishness. I think that sux though.


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You'd have a point, except I don't see how giving out a cancer cure can have disastrous consequences. Wakanda isn't under some Cosmic Prime Directive, there's a difference between interfering and helping, it's not always a well defined one, but it is there.

And besides there's the fact that Black Panther was BOASTING about not sharing his cancer cure. That goes beyond mere selfishness into the territory of outright assholery.

ov, you're seriously suggesting BP is more of a dick than joker?

Originally posted by Starscream M
ov, you're seriously suggesting BP is more of a dick than joker?

Read the conversation next time before you post.

I'm arguing BP is more of a dick than Batman.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Read the conversation next time before you post.

I'm arguing BP is more of a dick than Batman.

sorry. I agree with that assessment.

Originally posted by Deadline
The Joker could potentially destroy earth and possibly the universe. Cancer can't.
There's a clear difference between not killing a villain and outright withholding a cure for a deadly disease.

batman not killing joker doesn't make him so much a dick as kinda just stubbornly stupid in a sense

Originally posted by Deadline
I think the logic was your not supposed to interefere with other peoples affairs. The Watchers did something like that and they ended up decimating an alien race or races indirectly.

I think thats the intention behind it not selfishness. I think that sux though. [/B]

how is curing cancer interfering with another people's right to self-determiantion? how is it gonna destabilize the world? all he'd need to do is transfer the knowledge and technology to other governments and NGOs.

Originally posted by Starscream M
ov, you're seriously suggesting BP is more of a dick than joker?
well, at least the joker isn't a complete hypocrite. BP has some ass raping humbling coming to him.

Originally posted by 753
how is curing cancer interfering with another people's right to self-determiantion? how is it gonna destabilize the world? all he'd need to do is transfer the knowledge and technology to other governments and NGOs.
Nah. Black Panther knows that helping people inevitably leads to death and destruction of races.

All superheroes are dicks. This thread has no answer.