Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn

she cant dodge more than 1 well placed bullet.

Oh yep. She can only dodge one bullet. How insignificant....

Speaking of which, how many bullets can 47 dodge?.....

what are you trying to argue here? HG is winning this gun fight. Even the fact hat she can dodge one bullet shows that her reflexes are a shitload faster than 47's, meaning she will be faster on the draw. Once she dodges that first bullet, she will be simultaneously putting one into him. Ever heard of the phrase "the quick and the dead"? She's quicker, so 47's dead .

And even on the very low chance she misses, how good is he at shooting an extremely fast, agile-as-shit combatant who is simultaneously shooting at him.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Like those goons in the elevator, or the dumbass in white who could have easily shot 47 in the back but instead missed. Yeah. they are professionals 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I nailed it. 60% accuracy as opposed to the 25 you proposed.

Pwned.

Nope, she fired 20 shots. That's what's shown onscreen. Accept it.

You mad, brah?

Yes huh.

Lulz, he fought other "Hitmen" once, in a blade fight.

Looks like I hit that nerve again.

Faster. More agile. A better shot. A bullet dodger. Stop pretending that these skills enable HG to stomp 47 in a gunfight.

Sorry, couldn't hear you over 47 screaming in pain.

Except you're wrong, emptying 4 clips doesn't = 20 bullets.

Figured it was only a matter of time until you started with the arbitrarily "pwned" this or that spackling across your post and troll attempts cos your points are failing and it's the last resort you have. Boring.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except you're wrong, emptying 4 clips doesn't = 20 bullets.

Figured it was only a matter of time until you started with the arbitrarily "pwned" and troll attempts cos your points are failing and it's the last resort you have. Boring.

Teehee, you denying that she was only shown firing 20 bullets? That's a generous estimate BTW, at least 3 or 4 I counted on sound alone when the camera was not on her.

Faster, more agile, a better shot and bullet dodging, this all = HG win. HM will never get a clean shot at her. Fact.

Oh wait, according to you, being faster, more agile, a better shot and a bullet dodger means nothing in a gunfight. 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Teehee, you denying that she was only shown firing 20 bullets? That's a generous estimate BTW, at least 3 or 4 I counted on sound alone when the camera was not on her.

Faster, more agile, a better shot and bullet dodging, this all = HG win. HM will never get a clean shot at her. Fact.

Oh wait, according to you, being faster, more agile, a better shot and a bullet dodger means nothing in a gunfight. 🙄

Are you denying she emptied 2 clips, re-loaded and emptied again?

Rabid fanboyism is dope, eh?

Straw-Man argument, good tactic. At least you're panning out from the usual non sequitor. Still boring though, can you dance harder?

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you denying she emptied 2 clips, re-loaded and emptied again?

Rabid fanboyism is dope, eh?

Straw-Man argument, good tactic. At least you're panning out from the usual non sequitor.

Yes, I am. I am counting her actual shots.

Calm down.

Sure, arguing that an MVF combatant is faster, more agile, a better shot and a bullet dodger is a strawman. 🙄 I smell butthurt.

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As expected, the repeat trolling attempts to pick a fight and drag the thread into the gutter cos you can't properly argue your points so the given character of your twisted admiration wins. It's still boring and I should(my fault 100% here) have known better than to waste my time when one of your fanboy targets is involved, ie Swagger, most things Harry Potter and Hit-Girl. Did I miss any?. Do try and grow-up though, it's just another MVF thread, dude.

Mhm, I accept your concession the moment you pulled your usual "It's just another MVF thread, dude." You only do that when I've beaten your argument senseless (Like I did in pretty much every Potter thread.)

Hit Girl is faster than 47, more agile than 47, a better shot than 47, and is a bullet dodger. Good to see you've finally accepted this.

Epic butthurt. Butthurt of the year.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, I accept your concession the moment you pulled your usual "It's just another MVF thread, dude." You only do that when I've beaten your argument senseless (Like I did in pretty much every Potter thread.)

Hit Girl is faster than 47, more agile than 47, a better shot than 47, and is a bullet dodger. Good to see you've finally accepted this.

Here, to help pat yourself on the back some more.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Epic butthurt. Butthurt of the year.

Na, bro. "Epic Butthurt" and without a doubt "Butthurt of the year[2011]" so far would be you reporting me cos I jokingly dissed Harry Potter in the Harry Potter thread and then lying and dancing about it. Try and be objective for once. "If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?"

Like I said, I accept your concession.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh yep. She can only dodge [b]one bullet. How insignificant....

Speaking of which, how many bullets can 47 dodge?.....

what are you trying to argue here? HG is winning this gun fight. Even the fact hat she can dodge one bullet shows that her reflexes are a shitload faster than 47's, meaning she will be faster on the draw. Once she dodges that first bullet, she will be simultaneously putting one into him. Ever heard of the phrase "the quick and the dead"? She's quicker, so 47's dead .

And even on the very low chance she misses, how good is he at shooting an extremely fast, agile-as-shit combatant who is shooting at him. [/B]

those goons licks ass & you know it.

if they were it wouldn't have been raining paper.

how will he shoot her? take cover blast at her azz. is she dodges she'll walk into a bullet simple

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like I said, I accept your concession.

Knew I should have posted a bigger hand.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
my point is she cant continually dodge bullets against a even half competent shooter is what im saying.

It does matter who she dodges bullets against. The shooter of the bullet DOES NOT MATTER. The fact that she has the reflexes to move out of the way of a bullet headed straight for her face makes her quicker on the draw. THE-QUICK-and-THE-DEAD. Found out what that phrase means

Verily, tis truth. Being a superior shot will not make your bullets move fast enough that she cannot dodge them. Logically a bullet-dodger should only be threatened by bullets when there are multiple gunmen, against something crazy like a minigun or if the shooter is really fast. Not saying she can dodge that shit all day, but in a straight up fight she'll be peaches and cream.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Verily, tis truth. Being a superior shot will not make your bullets move fast enough that she cannot dodge them. Logically a bullet-dodger should only be threatened by bullets when there are multiple gunmen, against something crazy like a minigun or if the shooter is really fast. Not saying she can dodge that shit all day, but in a straight up fight she'll be peaches and cream.

If by peaches and cream you mean she wins, then 👆

Hit Girl wins.

She's a better H2H combatant.

The uber badguy she fought at the end of Kickass was better than 2 47's at once. Therefore, she could easily kick the arse of 47 in H2H alone. Hit Girl's aim dodging feats are among the best it can possibly get withOUT being a bullet dodger. She's even better than Ozy at am dodging and Ozy is very close to the bullet dodging door because he caught a bullet.

With pistols, Hit Girl is definitely better at speed and aim than 47. Since this is not going to be a sniping competition, obviously, Hit Girl wins.

Originally posted by Robtard
Knew I should have posted a bigger hand.

Originally posted by Robtard
Knew I should have posted a bigger hand.

Originally posted by Robtard

Here, to help pat yourself on the back some more.

Na, bro. "Epic Butthurt" and without a doubt "Butthurt of the year[2011]" so far would be you reporting me cos I jokingly dissed Harry Potter in the Harry Potter thread and then lying and dancing about it. Try and be objective for once. "If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, you don't hold grudges, do you? 🙄

Considering you replied to my post yesterday and now again today, It's safe to say you're the 'grudge-boy', but I am flattered. Calm down, it's just an MVF thread.