Achilles vs. Darth Vader (ROTS pre suit)

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Originally posted by quanchi112
That along with his other feats suggest super strength, hoss.

That has to do with a super battle awareness.

Are you saying he doesn't have superhuman strength ?

You making baseless claims again. It's what you do best. Achilles kills this overrated sith lord.

Once again with the circular BS. Show some feat that takes "super-human strength" or STFU already.

Stop dancing, that wasn't the immediate topic and you didn't think of Achilles' battle awareness until I told you about it. You should thank me.

I've not seen super-human strength from Achilles.

Kenobi > Achilles isn't baseless and LoL on accusing me of what you're known for.

Originally posted by Robtard
Once again with the circular BS. Show some feat that takes "super-human strength" or STFU already.

Stop dancing, that wasn't the immediate topic and you didn't think of Achilles' battle awareness until I told you about it. You should thank me.

I've not seen super-human strength from Achilles.

Kenobi > Achilles isn't baseless and LoL on accusing me of what you're known for.

Throwing a spear hundreds of yards is super human. Acting like it isn't is superdumb.

Wrong. He did have a battle awareness so acting like it's precog when it's obviously not since this only exists is star wars is kinda silly.

How far can the infamous robtard chuck a spear ? I am guessing 700 yards. What's your best toss, hoss ?

Kenobi isn't in Achilles' league. He'd get the Hector treatment. I can picture him strapping Obi to his chariot with you unable to watch in place of his wife's role incessantly sobbing. You're the romantic interest Obi never had in the films.

Originally posted by Nephthys
You asked for him treating elite fighters like Schulbs, and thats what it shows. He loses to Obi-Wan because he's basically going insane at that point and as the movies show Jedi's emotions heavily affect their abilities.

Throwing the spear could be seen as being slightly superhuman. So? He isn't overpowering Anakin just like Grievous, who is much stronger than Achilles couldn't overpower Obi-Wan. But deflecting the spear was not even slightly superhuman. 😐

Well you would be lying. Did you factor in that its night and Achilles would barely be able to see? I doubt it seeing as you are a massive fanboy who has actually admitted to arguing your favourite characters win even if they really dont due to bias. 'If your a real fan you'd never give up arguing for your fav characters, ever!'

That makes him highly skilled, it doesn't make him superhuman. Plus, you were never arguing it was everything else he did. You were arguing 'It being a spear shows how incredibly strong he is to casually dismiss a spear as opposed to an arrow.' That deflecting a spear shows superstrength. Which it does not.

As already explained to you theres no way he purposfully blocked that arrow. Continuing to assert that he did will get you nowhere with me.

I think casually kicking your ass while using a second language is pretty impressive yes. Though really its his detailed and eloquent logic that impresses me.

He used his rage and it worked against Dooku in their rematch. Not my fault the guy is an idiot and goes against Obi's advice and gets beaten because he's stupid. Achilles isn't stupid yet Anakin is a man ruled by his own emotions. Point Achilles.

I am glad you admit he's superhuman. Since you concede I will now kick a man while he's down. I'm a gentleman you know.

This is just drivel of a star wars fanatic who can't stand someone pointing out the downside of precog and the character flaws of Anakin. Blame Lucas.

It not only backs up he's strong it backs up how incredibly focused he is to everything taking place around him and seems like a far better awareness than Anakin who jumps into his doom despite protests from his opponent.

He's an incredibly skilled warrior who didn't get lucky it was all through awareness and skill. Acting like he just put his shield by chance is just desperation and a fear you're losing the debate which is justified since you are.

I am not impressed by his wordplay it's just another attempt to keep the focus off of the debate at hand. I've seen many falter against me and try this tactic before.

We know that Anakin [as he is not yet Darth Vader] can see the future. This can be proved when he dreams that Padme will die giving birth. We also know that no matter what Anakin does to try and stop it, his "pre-cogs" come true. [proved by the entire second half of Revenge of the Sith]

So here goes the situation -

Three weeks before the battle, Anakin wakes up on account of a bad dream. He finds himself feeling very violent - his hand is gripped on the sheets as if he's holding a light-saber. At the very end of his dream, he "sees" that he had cut a strange-looking, half-dressed man, in half. [see the red-eyed dude in Episode I]. He doesn't even see anything about the ankle. He doesn't need to - he has a freakin' light saber. And let me just say - that if a light saber can cut a human in half, nothing's going to stop it from going through a shield, I don't care how pimped out the thing is.

So the day comes. Anakin feels deja-vu from his dream, Achilles enters, Anakin thinks he's come for Padme, he does one of his crouching tiger, hidden dragon Jedi jumps, instantly closing the thirty feet. Achilles has had five seconds, at the most, to come in, take a look at the man with the angry face and the fire-sword coming toward him, feel an impending sense of doom, and then he's on the floor. He can't feel below his waist because he doesn't have a below the waist anymore, he can spot it ten feet away from him, both legs skewed.

His last thought : "Really should've prepared more for this, especially as I'm coming from a place where the fastest vehicle is a chariot, and here they race machines at insane speeds.. what is a machine anyway...?"

Anakin decapitates Achilles.

Brad Pitt's beautiful face stares blankly up at the sky.

The End.

Really take the 'writer' part of your name siriusly, don't you?

I just like to make sure there can be no other interpretation other than what I mean. Plus I have insane WIP. It's fun to type when you can go this fast.

Wikipedia's disambiguation list for 'WIP' didn't help me at all.

He was clearly talking about the Western Independence Party.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you're saying without the force or a huge amount of firepower no amount of skill can ever defeat a jedi and sith in combat ? You're worse than I thought. I have cited examples and you have ignored them.

What examples have you sited exactly? Order 66? Obvious application of superior firepower against the Jedi falling victim to it? All duels present in the movie? Examples of force users fighting force users. Where is your point?

This isn't a sprint and we've seen Jango Fett pose a huge problem for Obi. Fett isn't some uber force wielding precog sporting son of a gun he's just a highly skilled bounty hunter, guy. Now while Qui Gonn would beat him in a race that doesn't mean he spanks his ass into the dirt in combat. I guess Usain Bolt is tougher than Pacquiao.

Again: Simplification of context doesn't get you anywhere. Jango didn't face Obi-Wan in a duel. He had the advantage of a jet pack and, in addition, fire support coming from his son, who attempted to kill Obi-Wan shooting at him with Jangos spaceship. This is another clear incidence of superior firepower used against a Jedi – and it still didn't work. When denied the support from a jet pack and massive firepower against a Jedi, Jango ended up with a missing head against Mace Windu on Geonosis.

Achilles doesn't seem at a disadvantage at all despite his weapon weighing more than Vader's here. Precog didn't help him against Obi or Dooku. His arrogance blinds him. He believes in himself to the point of being delusional.

Again funny, how you're not only ignoring the status of Obi-Wan and Dooku as force users, but also try to introduce the lack of control exhibited by "Attack of the Clones" Vader into this setup, when it's clearly the RotS version of the character being used here, who – even when under clear emotional pressure at the final duel – did show us far more self control than his younger self. Then, you apparently manage to overlook the fact, that Skywalker survived three years of a frontline service in a galactic war. I suppose that "being arrogant to the point of being delusional" doesn't help people surviving in such situations. This demonstrates that this behaviour was rather an exception than the rule, which is also implied in the context of the movie – which you do ignore entirely.


Yes, Yoda has went through random foes like they were ants but then again so has Achilles. Then again Yoda isn't Anakin either. Then again Yoda with his vaunted precog couldn't see an attack from Palpatine coming. He wasn't overwhelmed and what Palpatine's intentwas in the scene was obvious to even an idiot.

Two highly skilled jedi here not one. That changes everything.

Your inability to understand and answer my argument is a pity. The point was not, that Yoda trashes multiple opponents, but his demonstration of precognition and speed in that specific scene, when he deflects the sustained blaster fire from different directions. People like Anakin or Obi-Wan, while ultimately inferior to Yoda, aren't leagues below him in that specific field of expertise, totally shitting on anything you made up for Achilles.

Skilled enough to dominate his cousin and to show himself far superior to the giant wielding the hammer in combat. far better of a fighter than the guy who Achilles defeated with one jump stab.

And how good were his cousin and the giant? You simply throw in unknown forces into the discussion and attempt to make them look impressive. Sure. Those might be some of the greatest fighters (and in terms of Hector and Achilles the greatest of their respective forces). But if you want to reduce the debate to this, you may want to recognize the fact, that the Jedi as a whole are regarded as legendary combatants through-out the Galaxy and that Anakin is one of the best fighters in the order. I'd say that beats the attribute "best of Greece" or "best of Troy" at any given day.

10 or more opponents per jedi should be an easy victory to someone of their skill level considering the clones are mere fodder.

Did we already arrive at the downplaying department again? Fun ensues. So, I suppose, if 10 opponents are "easy victory" for the Jedi, because their opponents (droids in this case) are "fodder", then Achilles storming the beach was also an "easy victory", because his opponents were nothing but "fodder". Correct? Or do you want to introduce your regular double-standard here, and presume that, while Achilles victory was impressive, a even worse odd situation for the Jedi is nothing special? In this case, I may point to the fact that beating more "against the odds" scenarios could be scene as a demonstration of greater skill.

Not at all. If your a jedi you trust your precog. You've been aware of it for years and know it well. In some instances we see jedi deflect blaster fire and easily falter. In other instances we see jedi completely taken by surprise. All in all precog isn't as ironclad as you'd like it to be and the movies make it plain as day.

My bad.
Firstly: If some sort of information contradicts everything you've experienced so far, you won't automatically trust it, even if you consider the source of the information valid in general. If you don't believe in Aliens and then your government acknowledges the existance of extraterrestial life, you won't be all "Okay. I was wrong. Moving on." but more like "That's pretty much unbelieveable". That's regular human behaviour.
In the situation of the Jedi, they were confronted with the experience of an absolutely loyal army, with soldiers even throwing their lifes away, if commanded to do so – and the contradictionary precog information, that those same soldiers will attack their commanders. We do, in all instances, see the Jedi realizing that something is wrong before the Clones attack. However: All those examples don't matter, because we're dealing with a situation, in which Anakin, as a Jedi, would be confronted with one opponent and expect attacks from this opponents. So you may explain to me, how the examples you presented are applicable to the situation we have in this virtual setup, because I don't see any relation.

But some jedi aren't even aware of what's occurring until they are shot. With the clones you need massive numbers because they are clearly outclassed by the jedi.

Most of them show a reaction to the Clones, Yoda even decapitates the Clones trying to murder him. Why? Because, he does obviously trust the Force more than the other Jedi, who doubt their precognition. Also, some Jedi are "out of combat" situations, and precog isn't active "automatically". That fact is established pretty much in the opening scenes in TPM, when Kenobi makes a reference to future events, and Qui-Gon tells him, he should focus on the present moment. So obviously, there is some focus required for accurate precognition, which is present in a fight, but not necessarily present in other situations.

Originally posted by Placidity
He was clearly talking about the Western Independence Party.
"She." And I meant to say WPM - words per minute.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He used his rage and it worked against Dooku in their rematch. Not my fault the guy is an idiot and goes against Obi's advice and gets beaten because he's stupid. Achilles isn't stupid yet Anakin is a man ruled by his own emotions. Point Achilles.

And when he fought Obi-Wan he was so pissed and insane that he was choking Padme the person who he killed children for. In this fight Anakin is not that insane and angry.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am glad you admit he's superhuman. Since you concede I will now kick a man while he's down. I'm a gentleman you know.

No, I said it 'could be seen as slightly superhuman.' Its pushing the peak of what a human can do. Anakin is beyond human.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This is just drivel of a star wars fanatic who can't stand someone pointing out the downside of precog and the character flaws of Anakin. Blame Lucas.

Do you deny that you said that? Because I recall it quite clearly. To be honest I'm starting to question the logic of debating with a guy who has freely admitted to extreme fanboyism, that he'll argue for his favourite characters regardless of logic or common sense and that he'll never give up doing so.

So yeah, I'll probably not bother replying again.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It not only backs up he's strong it backs up how incredibly focused he is to everything taking place around him and seems like a far better awareness than Anakin who jumps into his doom despite protests from his opponent.

It doesn't back up that he's strong, as you've been informed. And it does not prove he has better awareness than Aankin considering Anakin can sense things happening in other rooms, can perfectly cut two worms with a surgeons precision in the dark while leaping onto a bed, can leap off a speeder onto another speeder (without injury btw) and can block shots to his back without looking.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He's an incredibly skilled warrior who didn't get lucky it was all through awareness and skill. Acting like he just put his shield by chance is just desperation and a fear you're losing the debate which is justified since you are.

You can't prove he did it on purpose. So drop it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am not impressed by his wordplay it's just another attempt to keep the focus off of the debate at hand. I've seen many falter against me and try this tactic before.

You know he's German right? You should be impressed by his wordplay. But whatever, he is far smarter than you.

Originally posted by Borbarad
What examples have you sited exactly? Order 66? Obvious application of superior firepower against the Jedi falling victim to it? All duels present in the movie? Examples of force users fighting force users. Where is your point?
It wasn't always superior firepower it was catching them completely off guard. Yoda only reacted a moment before they were going to kill him just the same. Precog can and has failed. It fails all the time it just aids them is all. It's not some kind of autowin reasoning which you seem rather obsessed about.


Again: Simplification of context doesn't get you anywhere. Jango didn't face Obi-Wan in a duel. He had the advantage of a jet pack and, in addition, fire support coming from his son, who attempted to kill Obi-Wan shooting at him with Jangos spaceship. This is another clear incidence of superior firepower used against a Jedi – and it still didn't work. When denied the support from a jet pack and massive firepower against a Jedi, Jango ended up with a missing head against Mace Windu on Geonosis. [/B]
It showed a highly skilled opponent can take on a highly skilled jedi. Obi was in for the fight of his life against someone with weaponry unlike a jedi sword. Windu easily destroyed him as well further proving Obi is vastly exaggerated and yet he still managed to defeat Anakin.


Again funny, how you're not only ignoring the status of Obi-Wan and Dooku as force users, but also try to introduce the lack of control exhibited by "Attack of the Clones" Vader into this setup, when it's clearly the RotS version of the character being used here, who – even when under clear emotional pressure at the final duel – did show us far more self control than his younger self. Then, you apparently manage to overlook the fact, that Skywalker survived three years of a frontline service in a galactic war. I suppose that "being arrogant to the point of being delusional" doesn't help people surviving in such situations. This demonstrates that this behaviour was rather an exception than the rule, which is also implied in the context of the movie – which you do ignore entirely.
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I am citing examples from the same character which he still seems to make in rots as further evidence. He does stupid things which lose him fights. He gets frustrated and is arrogant to the point of it costing him a fight. Achilles stormed beaches and practically had no battle scars from constantly being in war time situations. That's one of the funniest reasons and most desperate tactics I've yet seen. I don't cite Achilles' spotless war time life as proof of anything I cite what we see on screen. The guy was a man among boys. Vader found a way to lose against someone who was inferior to him with a light saber.


Your inability to understand and answer my argument is a pity. The point was not, that Yoda trashes multiple opponents, but his demonstration of precognition and speed in that specific scene, when he deflects the sustained blaster fire from different directions. People like Anakin or Obi-Wan, while ultimately inferior to Yoda, aren't leagues below him in that specific field of expertise, totally shitting on anything you made up for Achilles.[/B]
I understood exactly this sort of tactic. You want to use a much more maneuverable character as legit evidence for something Anakin can do. Sorry, Yoda was above Anakin and we both know it. Obi was specifically not sent against Palpatine despite wanting too because he wasn't good enough to go up against him yet Yoda was.


And how good were his cousin and the giant? You simply throw in unknown forces into the discussion and attempt to make them look impressive. Sure. Those might be some of the greatest fighters (and in terms of Hector and Achilles the greatest of their respective forces). But if you want to reduce the debate to this, you may want to recognize the fact, that the Jedi as a whole are regarded as legendary combatants through-out the Galaxy and that Anakin is one of the best fighters in the order. I'd say that beats the attribute "best of Greece" or "best of Troy" at any given day.
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The cousin was well above any average soldier as shown by his march into Hector. He was clearly outmatched by Hector who was well beyond any normal soldier as well. The giant slew multiple men and was taking arrows into his body without really slowing down. Hector managed to defeat him but it was much closer than Hector's win over his cousin.

I don't think so. Anakin despite being so on was overrated and lost to an opponent who knew himself to be inferior to Anakin. Achilles was hands down so far and away better than everyone else while at Anakin's best he was around Obi level.


Did we already arrive at the downplaying department again? Fun ensues. So, I suppose, if 10 opponents are "easy victory" for the Jedi, because their opponents (droids in this case) are "fodder", then Achilles storming the beach was also an "easy victory", because his opponents were nothing but "fodder". Correct? Or do you want to introduce your regular double-standard here, and presume that, while Achilles victory was impressive, a even worse odd situation for the Jedi is nothing special? In this case, I may point to the fact that beating more "against the odds" scenarios could be scene as a demonstration of greater skill. [/B]
The humans though are much quicker to react than a droid wit his lack of mobility which is a huge weakness. Achilles won his battle as well with a much smaller force whereas Anakin needed a lot of backup to stand a chance.


My bad.
Firstly: If some sort of information contradicts everything you've experienced so far, you won't automatically trust it, even if you consider the source of the information valid in general. If you don't believe in Aliens and then your government acknowledges the existance of extraterrestial life, you won't be all "Okay. I was wrong. Moving on." but more like "That's pretty much unbelieveable". That's regular human behaviour.
In the situation of the Jedi, they were confronted with the experience of an absolutely loyal army, with soldiers even throwing their lifes away, if commanded to do so – and the contradictionary precog information, that those same soldiers will attack their commanders. We do, in all instances, see the Jedi realizing that something is wrong before the Clones attack. However: All those examples don't matter, because we're dealing with a situation, in which Anakin, as a Jedi, would be confronted with one opponent and expect attacks from this opponents. So you may explain to me, how the examples you presented are applicable to the situation we have in this virtual setup, because I don't see any relation.[/B]
I've already given other examples such as Anakin's precog failing him against Dooku and Obi. I have also given an example of Yoda's precog failing to recognize the most obvious force lighting blast ever.


Most of them show a reaction to the Clones, Yoda even decapitates the Clones trying to murder him. Why? Because, he does obviously trust the Force more than the other Jedi, who doubt their precognition. Also, some Jedi are "out of combat" situations, and precog isn't active "automatically". That fact is established pretty much in the opening scenes in TPM, when Kenobi makes a reference to future events, and Qui-Gon tells him, he should focus on the present moment. So obviously, there is some focus required for accurate precognition, which is present in a fight, but not necessarily present in other situations. [/B]
Yes, which give more weight to my precog is vague and isn't an automatic I know what's coming right before it happens like you make it sound.

Originally posted by Nephthys
And when he fought Obi-Wan he was so pissed and insane that he was choking Padme the person who he killed children for. In this fight Anakin is not that insane and angry.
I agree he's an emotional nutcase. He's also been arrogant for the entire third movie so he isn't just nuts he firmly believes he can do so because he's bought into his own hype.


No, I said it 'could be seen as slightly superhuman.' Its pushing the peak of what a human can do. Anakin is beyond human.[/B]

No human is ever capable of doing anything remotely close to this. It's not even close. It's superhuman.


Do you deny that you said that? Because I recall it quite clearly. To be honest I'm starting to question the logic of debating with a guy who has freely admitted to extreme fanboyism, that he'll argue for his favourite characters regardless of logic or common sense and that he'll never give up doing so.

So yeah, I'll probably not bother replying again.[/B]

That was a joke I made at the time in which some of you really took to hear. I like Maul more than Windu by leaps and bounds but fully understand Windu bests him.


It doesn't back up that he's strong, as you've been informed. And it does not prove he has better awareness than Aankin considering Anakin can sense things happening in other rooms, can perfectly cut two worms with a surgeons precision in the dark while leaping onto a bed, can leap off a speeder onto another speeder (without injury btw) and can block shots to his back without looking.

You can't prove he did it on purpose. So drop it.[/B]

Yes, it does if Anakin can't even tell jumping an opponent will lose him the fight he has much better awareness. He also has a much better control over his own emotions unlike Anakin who is a mess the entire third film. It's obvious he did. It's obvious the portrayal was this guy is such a badass this is how awesome he is when storming a beach outmanned and facing off against fire archers. The guy is the definition of calm, cool, and collected. Luck is something for weak feebs such as McClane.


You know he's German right? You should be impressed by his wordplay. But whatever, he is far smarter than you. [/B]
I know he's into his own hype. I know you are a borb fanboy. He profiled your worship. Probably laughing his ass off with his german friends at you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Throwing a spear hundreds of yards is super human. Acting like it isn't is superdumb.

Wrong. He did have a battle awareness so acting like it's precog when it's obviously not since this only exists is star wars is kinda silly.

How far can the infamous robtard chuck a spear ? I am guessing 700 yards. What's your best toss, hoss ?

Kenobi isn't in Achilles' league. He'd get the Hector treatment. I can picture him strapping Obi to his chariot with you unable to watch in place of his wife's role incessantly sobbing. You're the romantic interest Obi never had in the films.

It wasn't some super-human throwing feat/distance, as we see the horsemen quickly approaching the temple, stop masturbating Achilles. A very impressive throw, not "super-human strength" though.

Another reversal attempt, sorry; no ones buying it. You should thank me for making you aware of Achilles' battle-awareness.

More clown games. You need to prove Achilles has "super-human strength", not it's true until someone disproves it. You have nothing except clown-games though.

Kenobi is well beyond Achilles, just about any Jedi is. Idiot, I was gay for Qui-Gon Jin, not Kenobi.

Originally posted by Robtard
It wasn't some super-human throwing feat/distance, as we see the horsemen quickly approaching the temple, stop masturbating Achilles. A very impressive throw, not "super-human strength" though.

Another reversal attempt, sorry; no ones buying it. You should thank me for making you aware of Achilles' battle-awareness.

More clown games. You need to prove Achilles has "super-human strength", not it's true until someone disproves it. You have nothing except clown-games though.

Kenobi is well beyond Achilles, just about any Jedi is. Idiot, I was gay for Qui-Gon Jin, not Kenobi.

It looks like it's further than a football field for sure which is 100 yards. So you believe a person can throw it just like Achilles did in the films ?

I'm right.

Unless you can prove someone can throw a spear as far and as accurate as Achilles did in the movie then my point stands. It's pretty obvious no human could replicate his feats making them superhuman.

Kenobi wasn't even beyond jango Fett who Windu bucked in 2 seconds. Obi would get worked by Achilles. Fifures you'd be gay for a guy who was easily sonned by boy Maul. Even my favorites mimic our debating relationship. Me winning you losing. You begging for help me beating your help as well.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It looks like it's further than a football field for sure which is 100 yards. So you believe a person can throw it just like Achilles did in the films ?

I'm right.

Unless you can prove someone can throw a spear as far and as accurate as Achilles did in the movie then my point stands. It's pretty obvious no human could replicate his feats making them superhuman.

Kenobi wasn't even beyond jango Fett who Windu bucked in 2 seconds. Obi would get worked by Achilles. Fifures you'd be gay for a guy who was easily sonned by boy Maul.

Even my favorites mimic our debating relationship. Me winning you losing. You begging for help me beating your help as well.

Look again, but remove your fanboy goggles first, it's far less than an football field. Measure the flight travel and how quickly Hector reaches the temple after.

Only in your own little mind.

Incorrect, the proof of burden is on you. That throw wasn't "super-human."

LoL, you need to watch the films and not rely on just youtube clips. Jango would shoot Achilles dead in 2 seconds though. You probably think Achilles would defeat Grivous too. The "I'm gay for Qui-Gon" was an obvious rebuttal joke to your clown-games, so calm down, nancy.

The hell are you ranting about now, are you patting yourself on the back again? How sad.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
We know that Anakin [as he is not yet Darth Vader] can see the future. This can be proved when he dreams that Padme will die giving birth. We also know that no matter what Anakin does to try and stop it, his "pre-cogs" come true. [proved by the entire second half of Revenge of the Sith]

So here goes the situation -

Three weeks before the battle, Anakin wakes up on account of a bad dream. He finds himself feeling very violent - his hand is gripped on the sheets as if he's holding a light-saber. At the very end of his dream, he "sees" that he had cut a strange-looking, half-dressed man, in half. [see the red-eyed dude in Episode I]. He doesn't even see anything about the ankle. He doesn't need to - he has a freakin' light saber. And let me just say - that if a light saber can cut a human in half, nothing's going to stop it from going through a shield, I don't care how pimped out the thing is.

So the day comes. Anakin feels deja-vu from his dream, Achilles enters, Anakin thinks he's come for Padme, he does one of his crouching tiger, hidden dragon Jedi jumps, instantly closing the thirty feet. Achilles has had five seconds, at the most, to come in, take a look at the man with the angry face and the fire-sword coming toward him, feel an impending sense of doom, and then he's on the floor. He can't feel below his waist because he doesn't have a below the waist anymore, he can spot it ten feet away from him, both legs skewed.

His last thought : "Really should've prepared more for this, especially as I'm coming from a place where the fastest vehicle is a chariot, and here they race machines at insane speeds.. what is a machine anyway...?"

Anakin decapitates Achilles.

Brad Pitt's beautiful face stares blankly up at the sky.

The End.

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Originally posted by Robtard
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I just needed to wax poetic about Brad Pitt. I'm sorry, I'm a girl. It has to be done.

Originally posted by Robtard
Look again, but remove your fanboy goggles first, it's far less than an football field. Measure the flight travel and how quickly Hector reaches the temple after.

Only in your own little mind.

Incorrect, the proof of burden is on you. That throw wasn't "super-human."

LoL, you need to watch the films and not rely on just youtube clips. Jango would shoot Achilles dead in 2 seconds though. You probably think Achilles would defeat Grivous too. The "I'm gay for Qui-Gon" was an obvious rebuttal joke to your clown-games, so calm down, nancy.

The hell are you ranting about now, are you patting yourself on the back again? How sad.

Yes, which means more than a football field. Thanks for agreeing.

My mind is greater than yours.

Then provide an example of someone who can do so or has do so in real life otherwise if you cannot then it's superhuman.

Achilles would defeat anyone around Obi level 10/10.

I am stating a fact.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, which means more than a football field. Thanks for agreeing.

My mind is greater than yours.

Then provide an example of someone who can do so or has do so in real life otherwise if you cannot then it's superhuman.

Achilles would defeat anyone around Obi level 10/10.

I am stating a fact.

More clown tactics.

More self back-patting.

Not how it works, you're claiming he has super-human strength, you need to prove it. The longest javelin throw is close to 100meters, which is far longer than that scene depicted considering the spear's flight-time and how close Hector closed on the temple after. Now do your little dodge/fallacy dance flips for me. Go.

More fanboying.

Yet more self back-patting.