Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably because that's not the topic of the thread,

It is part of it. I've firmly established that Bauer can easily take on McClane's chump rogues gallery compared to Bauer's own.

Hilarious you have to ignore this part of the thread because you know McClane would get a boo-boo 10 minutes in and have to take a time out to cry and complain about his circumstances 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
which you desperately try to avoid,

I have no reason to avoid anything. Bauer takes on actual master terrorists like Habib Marwan and WTFpwns them. Bauer will easily be able to clear McClane's chump gauntlet of petty thieves/wannabe terrorists 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
cos Bauer dies in Diehard.

You think Bauer is going to lose against wannabe chumps like Hans ? I can tell you one thing though. Its definitely not going to take Bauer 12 hours and a time out 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
More McBiased Gimping I see 😂

Who did he say that to? A petty thief/ wannabe terrorist whom it took McClane [b]12 hours to stop 😆 Bauer would have saved the world twice in that time period.

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Your projection.

"He was an exceptional thief, Mrs.Bauer. And since he was upgraded to "better than any TV villian even from 24", by his feats, you do well to remember that."

Nah he wouldn't. He be an electrocuted corpse peeing and pooing on himself after tazer lady is done with him.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It is part of it. I've firmly established that Bauer can easily take on McClane's chump rogues gallery compared to Bauer's own.

Hilarious you have to ignore this part of the thread because you know McClane would get a boo-boo 10 minutes in and have to take a time out to cry and complain about his circumstances 😆

I have no reason to avoid anything. Bauer takes on actual master terrorists like Habib Marwan and WTFpwns them. Bauer will easily be able to clear McClane's chump gauntlet of petty thieves/wannabe terrorists 😂

You think Bauer is going to lose against wannabe chumps like Hans ? I can tell you one thing though. Its definitely not going to take Bauer 12 hours and a time out 😆

Incorrect again.

Topic: "Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet". I don't see "John McClane shortcomings I imagine cos my hero Jack Bauer lacks the ability to survive in the Diehard films" anywhere in there.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"He was an exceptional thief,

Apparently not 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
he was upgraded to "better than any TV villian even from 24", by his feats,

😆 McBiased bullshit coming from a guy who hasn't even seen Bauer's feats to compare

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He be an electrocuted corpse peeing and pooing on himself after tazer lady is done with him.

Probably not, considering Hans is a chump wannabe terrorist/ "Common Thief who Bauer would laugh at.

Imagine McAmateur in Day 4 though. Marwan's probably gonna be melting down power plants and McClane is still going to be taking 12 hours clearing the compound where they had Heller. He's probably going to have to take out a time out to cry

"Al, please! Console me!" 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect again.

Nope. Like I said, Bauer's taken on real threats like Habib, Saunders, and Fayed. He's going to laugh in wannabe Han's face.

Also, like I said, I doubt it's going to take Bauer 12 hours and a time out where he needs a fat cop to console him because he got a boo-boo 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. Like I said, Bauer's taken on real threats like Habib, Saunders, and Fayed. He's going to laugh in wannabe Han's face.

Also, like I said, I doubt it's going to take Bauer 12 hours and a time out where he needs a fat cop to console him because he got a boo-boo 😂

Or die cos he can't call in Tony to save him cos he's out of ammo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Or die cos he can't call in Tony to save him cos he's out of ammo.

Two things your Mega McBias with cheese clouded there:

1) Habib's villains are farrrr deadlier than McClane's. They shoot to kill (unlike Karl, who had a chance to kill McClane when McClane was talking to Al, but didn't because of the proven "Retarded Amateur Factor"😉 and had McClane been out of bullets at that same moment, he would have died, because they would have shot him, and NOT capture him, leave him an a Dr. Evil-level death trap (Once again Retarded Amateur factor at work), and give him crucial evidence as to their next location.

2) You are ignoring many of Bauer's feats. Bauer, who, after 20 months of consecutive torture, raids terrorist compounds with assailants wielding assault rifles using only a handgun and massacres them, would stealthily put a bullet in and break the necks of all of Han's men before Hans even had time to interrogate Takagi . And even if it did take a little bit longer, it definitely wouldn't take Twelve Hours 😂

3) Also, had Habib's men captured McClane, they would have throughly checked him, as they did with Behrooz, and would have noticed gun taped to his back (Do you need any more proof of the "Retarded Amatuer Factor? 😂 )

Originally posted by Lestov16
Two things your Mega McBias with cheese clouded there:

1) Habib's villains are farrrr deadlier than McClane's. They shoot to kill (unlike Karl, who had a chance to kill McClane when McClane was talking to Al, but didn't because of the [b]proven "Retarded Amateur Factor"😉 and had McClane been out of bullets at that same moment, he would have died, because they would have shot him, and NOT capture him, leave him an a Dr. Evil-level death trap (Once again Retarded Amateur factor at work), and give him crucial evidence as to their next location.

2) You are ignoring many of Bauer's feats. Bauer, who, after 20 months of consecutive torture, raids terrorist compounds with assailants wielding assault rifles using only a handgun and massacres them, would stealthily put a bullet in and break the necks of all of Han's men before Hans even had time to interrogate Takagi . And even if it did take a little bit longer, it definitely wouldn't take Twelve Hours 😂 [/B]

LoL, you talk about bias, yet utterly ignore that Bauer's opponents charge him with guns like retards instead of you know, shooting him.

E.G. End of S3: Mexican cartel guy was 20-30 feet away; had a machine-gun aimed directly at Bauer (who wasn't armed) and then just decides to charge Bauer, like he suddenly forget that bullets come out of his gun.

Bauer wouldn't get those easy breaks in the DH-Verse, he'd be dead. Condolences, again.

Had Habib's men captured McClane, they would have throughly checked him, as they did with Behrooz, and would have noticed gun taped to his back (Do you need any more proof of the "Retarded Amatuer Factor?

He wouldn't get such easy breaks? 😆 Stop consuming that tainted McBias.

-He wouldn't get a break from Karl, who had a chance to shoot McClane but didn't, because he's a dumbass?
- He wouldn't get a break from Hans himself, who doesn't have his henchmen see if McClane has a gun strapped to his back?
- He wouldn't have a chance from Simon, who after capturing McClane FOR NO REASON AT ALL lets him live instead of ensuring his death (Proven Retarded Amateur Factor) and gives him crucial evidence?

Condolences, again, to your hypocritical McBias. Keep ignoring the facts all you want. Doesn't make it any more true. Bauer easily completes this gauntlet and would destroy McClane in any form of....anything

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Jack Bauer would clear this. Tough to call for Mclane running the 24 gauntlet though.

Originally posted by Quincy
Jack Bauer would clear this. Tough to call for Mclane running the 24 gauntlet though.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
*More non-sequitur responses and dodging*

Originally posted by Robtard
So no explanation why a man trying to kill an an unarmed Bauer would suddenly just opt to charge in like a retard instead of firing his machine-gun?

He was like McClane, he ran out of bullets. Just as well he died like McClane will in the 24 gauntlet and any confrontation with Bauer

Originally posted by Quincy
Jack Bauer would clear this. Tough to call for Mclane running the 24 gauntlet though.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
He was like McClane, he ran out of bullets. Just as well he died like McClane will in the 24 gauntlet and any confrontation with Bauer

Incorrect again, as after he charged Bauer, Bauer took him out; took his gun and fired it. The gun had bullets.

Repeat: So no explanation why a man trying to kill an an unarmed Bauer would suddenly just opt to charge in like a retard instead of firing his machine-gun?

Gun jam. Duh.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Gun jam. Duh.

Incorrect again. As I said, Bauer fired it after; he didn't have to un-jam it first. Nor did we see the Mexican trying to fire it first and the gun malfunctioned.

That Bauer-bias must be stinging.

What episode are you speaking of?

Originally posted by Lestov16
What episode are you speaking of?

Told you, end of Season 3, when Bauer had to call in 6 Delta Force teams of at least 6 men each to help him take out 12-15 Mexican Drug Cartel guys.

Of note, you don't get to call in that kind of assistance in the DH-Verse.

Well, he needed less than Twelve Hours to do it, so you can't blame him for wanting to take a more efficient route

The fact that I'm countering every argument you post must be boiling that unhealthy McBias that resides within you 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well, he needed less than [b]Twelve Hours to do it, so you can't blame him for wanting to take a more efficient route

The fact that I'm countering every argument you post must be boiling that unhealthy McBias that resides within you 😂 [/B]

So another non sequitur response.

The facts are that you don't counter, you dodge with non sequitur or BS answers. As seen with your inability to admit that the very same nonsense you accuse of happening in Diehard happens in 24. As seen with the repeated question below and your dancing:

Repeat: So no explanation why a man trying to kill an an unarmed Bauer would suddenly just opt to charge in like a retard instead of firing his machine-gun?