Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Started by Robtard39 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16

Bauer's already sodomizes Commandos, Secret service, and national Russian security squads, so yeah, they would be poodles.

I don't think Bauer' sexual preference is relevant here. Try to post on topic for once.

Well, he slaughters them all as well. Sodomy's just the foreplay 😉

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't think Bauer' sexual preference is relevant here. Try to post on topic for once.

😆 Coming from this guy....

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane takes on F-35 Lightning IIs and dominates them.
😂

But Robtard's statement makes sense without sexual connotations though.

Tazer Lady Argument disproved immediately. Obviously, her tazer is not of Bauer-killing quality as it couldn't even kill a single dog

Wrong. That little dog was simply tougher in the heart dept than Bauer.

He was out toughed by a lapdog of an old lady, in the DHverse.

Screen feats and logic dictate this clearly.

I know we can't actually count anything form that TV series, but you cited it yourself: And the conclusions from both that and the Die Hard movie leave no doubt whatsover.

LOL What kind of Retard SWAT officer doesn't immediately order every painter in the room to evacuate? And then doesn't order the guy who just obstructed them to immediately surrender, instead of saying "Hey, I'm talking to you!" 😆 Proven Retarded Amateur Factor

LOL Wow! The Retarded Amateur factor even goes off screen. The manufacturers of the grenades Stuart tried to use on McClane in the cockpit are amongst the most ineffective ever seen in fiction. They have a 1 and a half delay 😂. wow, EVERYTHING in the DHverse suffers from the "Retarded Amateur Factor" 😆

The "Hey Im talking to you" was clearly the precursor to the SWAT guy clearing the Annex.
This is made clear that the officer was claiming authority, when he asserted "hey what do I look like to you"...
Sadly he did realise he was talking to the T-1000. 😛
Still McClane killed that guy, no liquid nitrogen required..

The grenades had long ass fuses, or it was the McClane factor again. 🙂 Also another explanation is maybe it was a depiction of time stretching out from McClane's perspective as the adrenaline kicked in. Note that slow mo technique is never per say employed stylistically in the movies..this may have been the nearest approximation.
Carmine Lorenzo was giving the SWAT their intel and orders through Barnes.
Interesting that Carmile had the same opinion of Mcclane's opponents that you do.

"Just some punks stealing luggage" despite being shown that the badguys' resume looked like a tour of every battle ever on planet earth with CIA shenanigans etc etc to his crudentials.
And his airport got decimated up til he changed his mind and faced McReality..
Carmine Lorenzo is your idol of downplay.

If the SWAT guys had been warned of a top level take over going down, perhaps there would have been more aggressive action from the outset when the painters didnt immediately GTFO.

But although the SWAT guys paid a price for that ill-prep-edness, McClane "corrected" the badguys like a boss....not just 100% by himself, but also having to fight McDownplay and McButthurtery from Lorenzo all the way too. (As seen in this reconstruction of events. YouTube video) What a champ.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The "Hey Im talking to you" was clearly the precursor to the SWAT guy clearing the Annex.
This is made clear that the officer was claiming authority, when he asserted "hey what do I look like to you"...
Sadly he did realise he was talking to the T-1000. 😛
Still McClane killed that guy, no liquid nitrogen required..

The grenades had long ass fuses, or it was the McClane factor again. 🙂 Also another explanation is maybe it was a depiction of time stretching out from McClane's perspective as the adrenaline kicked in. Note that slow mo technique is never per say employed stylistically in the movies..this may have been the nearest approximation.
Carmine Lorenzo was giving the SWAT their intel and orders through Barnes.
Interesting that Carmile had the same opinion of Mcclane's opponents that you do.

"Just some punks stealing luggage" despite being shown that the badguys' resume looked like a tour of every battle ever on planet earth with CIA shenanigans etc etc to his crudentials.
And his airport got decimated up til he changed his mind and faced McReality..
Carmine Lorenzo is your idol of downplay.

If the SWAT guys had been warned of a top level take over going down, perhaps there would have been more aggressive action from the outset when the painters didnt immediately GTFO.

But although the SWAT guys paid a price for that ill-prep-edness, McClane "corrected" the badguys like a boss....not just 100% by himself, but also having to fight McDownplay and McButthurtery from Lorenzo all the way too. (As seen in this reconstruction of events. YouTube video) What a champ.

😆 LOL at your McBias trying to use Lorenzo to strawman me. Lorenzo is just as incompetent as everyone in the DHverse because he also suffers from the Retarded Amateur Factor. What kind of dumbass just lets reporters contaminate a crime scene, and who the hell would hire this fat lard of shit as HEAD OF SECURITY 😂 ?

No strawmannery at all. Your tactics match his perfectly. 😛

Yeah he is definitely an arrogant dumbass. But moreso than most other characters. (Barnes and others being less cocksure.)
I bet he was fired, despite it being "his" airport and "his" pond, seeing himself as the big fish..wiseing up after McClane convinced him the blanks incident and preparing to kick ass in the end may have saved his job/respectability though. (even if he and his brother were kinda dicks. )

But the clue in his motivations was the "I dont need full forensics to tell me this was some punk stealing luggage" he allowed to excuse the motive of not wanting to shut out everyone on the busiest night of the year. This wrong guess of Lorenzo's paired with the inability to see that McClane was right despite all McEvidence was his downfall, morally.

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Movies; not TV series, right, WP?

"McVictory!!!!"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No strawmannery at all. Your tactics match his perfectly. 😛

Yeah he is definitely an arrogant dumbass. But moreso than most other characters. (Barnes and others being less cocksure.)
I bet he was fired, despite it being "his" airport and "his" pond, seeing himself as the big fish..wiseing up after McClane convinced him the blanks incident and preparing to kick ass in the end may have saved his job/respectability though. (even if he and his brother were kinda dicks. )

But the clue in his motivations was the "I dont need full forensics to tell me this was some punk stealing luggage" he allowed to excuse the motive of not wanting to shut out everyone on the busiest night of the year. This wrong guess of Lorenzo's paired with the inability to see that McClane was right despite all McEvidence was his downfall, morally.

😆 Your McBias is so focused on strawmanning me that you don't realize that you are proving the Retarded Amateur Factor for me

And Fred Thompson was a retard for still keeping him on after so many mistakes, so yeah, RETARD AMATEUR FACTOR!

Yippie-kai-yay 😉

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Movies; not TV series, right, WP?

"McVictory!!!!"

Of course McClane's only hope are from spambots 😆

Obviously you don't know what strawmannery is, despite your somewhat prolifically excelling in it.

Oh the irony.

McWin. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Of course McClane's only hope are from spambots 😆
Spambots, Logic, reasoned deduction, thinking, facts, figures, screenfeats and math. Sure. Yeah. 😆

LoL, this guy's McHate and spin. McClane destroying all his enemies despite having morons who should be helping but go against him shows how uber McClane is.

It's not like McClane can pick up the phone and call Tony every time he's in a pinch, "Tony, give me satellite imaging of the area I'm about to go in and tell me exactly where all the bad guys are". He has to mostly rely on his own abilities while often having to deal with incompetent superiors like Gleason and Lorenzo.

Everyone in 24 always ignore Jack or arrest him, that's why he's always saving the world by himself.

Originally posted by Mindset
Everyone in 24 always ignore Jack or arrest him, that's why he's always saving the world by himself.

If "by himself" means with massive help from the CTU, the President's resources and the US Government in general, then sure.

Get back to me when youre past season 4.