Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
MORE Downplay of McClane...?
Well you may go on ignoring these points or not:DH1: Well if the bonds had been stolen by Gruber's international ring of operatives, who knows what their next move would have been, he'd have had enough to have bought a small army fund further terrorism and violence to get more cash.. so good job McClane 'McClaned' him.
DH2: Look at the grief since 9/11...!! If the bad guys had all those planes 'dropping on the whitehouse lawn' as was mentioned as going to occur, what sort of damage/deathtoll/negative effect internationally would that have had? And again: If this lot had been successfull and gone away and done it again in other states or countries... that could have affected the world.
Plus Esparonza was a deposed dictator/massive drug dealer that would have been free to run amock polluting and destroying the lives of millions especially in south america.
So Mcclane bringing dead-scumbag-stats up by like 20 that movie was justified.DH 3: The collapse of wall street/robbery of the gold which was the equivalent of fort knox could have paralysed America economically and altered the world in domino effects. Again....would the badguys when that rich be findable and punishable after that? When they buy a small country you'd have to mount a whole war to get the gold rescued (that which wouldnt yet have been melted down and distributed) So again: Huge McVictory
Die Hard 4: McClane saves the east coast from glowing for 1,000 years and everyone losing all bank and other records and the collapse of trade, money and other risks that would again have rippled on a global economic scale.
McClane doesn't have to kill everyone. Just The RIGHT ones. 🙂
This is the worst McClane's faced? 😆 What a chump compared to Bauer. Bauer easily trashes these wannabe clowns
Originally posted by Robtard
Another thing of note, all these "commandos" Bauer takes out, they're ****ing clowns.A group of about 10 of them got taken out by Bauer, a wounded businessman and two guys in their 20's in ep 12 of S4.
Massive downplay. You act as if McClane would have been able to John Matrix them all, despite the fact that he kills via attrition just like Bauer, but at a far less effective rate. I've offered various times to post videos of Bauer manhandling opponents, but yet you refuse. Just because you haven't seen the evidence does not disqualify it. It just reveals the disgusting influence of McBias
Originally posted by Lestov16
Massive downplay. You act as if McClane would have been able to John Matrix them all, despite the fact that he kills via attrition just like Bauer, but at a far less effective rate. I've offered various times to post videos of Bauer manhandling opponents, but yet you refuse. Just because you haven't seen the evidence does not disqualify it. It just reveals the disgusting influence of McBias
Not massive downplay, just another example of your massive Bauer masturbation which I have a flawless record of pointing out as I watch the series for myself instead of taking your word for it.
There were about 10 "commandos" and they acted like complete morons, why Bauer and three true amateurs armed with inferior weaponry killed them. Squirrel-Boy alone would have decimated them with his parkoor moves and speed
Originally posted by Robtard
I have a flawless record of pointing out as I watch the series for myself instead of taking your word for it.
I have a flawless record of pointing out near-omnipresent stupidity of McClane's villains (you know, the guys Bauer will be mowing through in this thread) as I watched the DH quadrology myself, instead of taking your word for it, since your McBias will undoubtedly lead you to massively overplay McClane, and lead you to say utterly false BS like
Originally posted by Robtard
McClane takes on F-35 Lightning IIs and dominates them,.
😆
Sorry, McClane's adversaries are chumps. Bauer easily clears the gauntlet.
Originally posted by Lestov16Sorry, McClane's adversaries are chumps. Bauer easily clears the gauntlet.
Dude didn't even clear his OWN gauntlet without being killed.
Ergo, no way is he getting through DH without dying (probably at he hands of an old lady with Tazer.
And MVF rule (not that you bother with such things) is that first to die loses. Bauer: three time MVF loser before stepping into the ring/gauntlet. Bauer wouldnt be able to hack it in DH.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dude didn't even clear his OWN gauntlet without being killed.
By a threat McClane would cry like a punk against
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ergo, no way is he getting through DH without dying (probably at he hands of an old lady with Tazer.
Prove that McClane wouldn't die from a tazer directly on his heart for 10 seconds. Also prove he can survive 20 months of torture without the need to take a time out to whine and cry
Also, I seriously doubt the effectiveness of the tazer, given that other weapons manufacturers of the DHverse, such as the grenade manufacturers who made the ones Stuart and his men shot through in the cockpit, also suffer from the Repeatedly Proven Retarded Amatuer Factor 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And MVF rule (not that you bother with such things) is that first to die loses.
Well given that Bauer can snap McClane's neck with his bare hands, and doesn't need stairs 😂, it's quite clear McChump dies first and permanently
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth😆 Did you pull that number out of your ass? I believe the correct number is zero. Show me these 3 threads Bauer lost in (and not ones in which your McBias declared he lost despite the fact that no evidence proved it 😂 )
Bauer: three time MVF loser before stepping into the ring/gauntlet.
Originally posted by Lestov16Not with THAT durability and other attributes. 🙂
By a threat McClane would cry like a punk against
Prove that McClane wouldn't die from a tazer directly on his heart for 10 seconds. Also prove he can survive 20 months of torture without the need to take a time out to whine and cry
Well, its obvious that the McDurabilty and resistance, along with the bulkier body mass with which the charge would be distributed, along with the fact that Mcclane hasnt suffered any heart attacks are the letters that spell the wrod 'survival' here. That and the fact that McClane would never allow that to happen in the first place.
Also, I seriously doubt the effectiveness of the tazer, given that other weapons manufacturers of the DHverse, such as the grenade manufacturers who made the ones Stuart and his men shot through in the cockpit, also suffer from the [b] Repeatedly Proven Retarded Amatuer Factor 😆
Well You've proved nothing, in that case.
Granted, you clearly want it to be that way to suit your argument, but you've proved nothing, (Including in your attempt to establish Bauer as a lone wolf badass equal to McClane.) ..as there was way too much downplaying of McClane for your argument to be read as reasonable. And so much misrepresentation of Bauer that it has become ridiculous. Anyone reading this thread can tell this.
Youve been told so many times that repeated denial of common sense is an admission to all, via is suspect nature.
But Butthurt is butthurt, and you do need to get some of the pain out, so continue on, if it helps you feel better....
A good self proclaimed divorce from movie (and TV in Bauer-the-inadmissable's case) reality on boards is as entertaining for us as it is therapeutic for you... 😛
Well given that Bauer can snap McClane's neck with his bare hands, and doesn't need stairs 😂, it's quite clear McChump dies first and permanently
Sure. But as thats not remotely near being a given... and McClane's neck has been shown to be superhuman in it's unbreakabilty...
along with the rest of his bones.
Name one movie with all of the blunt truama, falls, blows and even gunshots, where one little bone has broken of Mcclane's.
I dare you to try.
And also: That generic TV villian/fodder is in no way comparable to McClane.
😆 Did you pull that number out of your ass? I believe the correct number is zero. Show me these 3 threads Bauer lost in (and not ones in which your McBias declared he lost despite the fact that no evidence proved it 😂 ) [/B]
This one and the "VS McClane" thread so far.
Tell you what, make another butthurt grudge thread full of baseless theory and speculation self-declared as fact by you, and that'll be the trilogy, won't it... 🙂
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, its obvious that the McDurabilty and resistance,
Which is crap compared to Bauer's
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
along with the bulkier body mass with which the charge would be distributed,
😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
along with the fact that Mcclane hasnt suffered any heart attacks
Because he hasn't been in such a situation because he only takes on chumps
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
are the letters that spell the wrod 'survival' here.
That was really the worst place to put a typo 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane would never allow that to happen in the first place.
😆 McBiased lies! Simple Simon captured him, and he's a chump
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well You've proved nothing, in that case.
Only re-affirming how retarded McVillains, the guys Bauer will be slaughtering in this thread, are chump retards
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Including in your attempt to establish Bauer as a lone wolf badass equal to McClane.)
😘 Equal? McClane is skyscrapers below Bauer in the badass department
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
as there was way too much downplaying of McClane for your argument to be read as reasonable.
No downplaying. Exposing McVillains (and McClane himself) as the retarded amateurs that they are.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And so much misrepresentation of Bauer that it has become ridiculous. Anyone reading this thread can tell this.
Nope. Bauer takes on threats McClane would cry against, and any help he receives can be attributed to the fact that he's taking on dangerous threats to humanity not wannabe petty thieves 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sure. But as thats not remotely near being a given...
Given how he got manhandled by Stuart and Mai Li, it's a definite given
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and McClane's neck has been shown to be superhuman in it's unbreakabilty...
😆 When?
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
along with the rest of his bones.Name one movie with all of the blunt truama, falls, blows and even gunshots, where one little bone has broken of Mcclane's.
I dare you to try.
You didn't list " a Jack Bauer" in there. Jack is deadlier than all those things.
And McClane is weaksauce, considering Bauer's tanked just as much and slaughtered guys left and right, whereas McClane has to take a time out to tend to his poor foot 😂
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This one and the "VS McClane" thread so far.
You lost in that thread. Placidity amongst others made it clear that McClane was going to die. This thread as well. Take off your McBlinders for minute 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
full of baseless theory and speculation self-declared as fact by you
.......and everybody else with common sense and not with a McBaldhead straining their esophagus 😆
Originally posted by Lestov16
I have a flawless record of pointing out near-omnipresent stupidity of McClane's villains (you know, the guys Bauer will be mowing through in this thread) as I watched the DH quadrology myself, instead of taking your word for it, since your McBias will undoubtedly lead you to massively overplay McClane, and lead you to say utterly false BS like
Incorrect, the only thing you're "flawless" at is being biased. You have a keen ability at downplaying McClane and pointing out something in a Diehard film; making it seem like McClane's lesser for it somehow, while ignoring that similar or worse has happened to Bauer in 24.
eg You claimed McClane was weak because Al saved him at the end of Diehard. Fair enough I guess, but why then ignore that that Bauer's been saved in kind; more than once too? Tony saved his ass by rescuing him in the warehouse (S4) and then later Paul literally pushed him out of the way and took a bullet for him(S4). There's more, those are the most current.
P.S. As of 15 eps into S4, Bauer still doesn't have the minerals to clear this gauntlet. Maybe something will happen in the next 4 seasons to change my mind.
Originally posted by Robtard
You have a keen ability at downplaying McClane and pointing out something in a Diehard film;
You mean I'm pointing out the incompetence of the people Bauer will be facing in this match? You'd think I was logically debating the thread.....
Originally posted by Robtard
similar or worse has happened to Bauer in 24.
Oh, I know Bauer has taken on worse. Far worse. That's why he eaisly clears this gauntlet of chumps
Originally posted by Robtard
eg You claimed McClane was weak because Al saved him at the end of Diehard.
No. He was weak because he struggled against chumps Bauer would pick off like flies
Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough I guess, but why then ignore that that Bauer's been saved in kind; more than once too?
Because he has just as many feats of one-manning it. Don't be mad because he's good at teaming up and lone-wolfing it
Originally posted by Robtard
Tony saved his ass by rescuing him in the warehouse (S4) and then later Paul literally pushed him out of the way and took a bullet for him(S4). There's more, those are the most current.
McClane would not have made it out of those situations, so your point is moot.
Originally posted by Robtard
P.S. As of 15 eps into S4, Bauer still doesn't have the minerals to clear this gauntlet. Maybe something will happen in the next 4 seasons to change my mind.
Well when you see all the evidence then your opinion will have credibility to it.....
Originally posted by Lestov16
You mean I'm pointing out the incompetence of the people Bauer will be facing in this match? You'd think I was logically debating the thread.....Oh, I know Bauer has taken on worse. Far worse. That's why he eaisly clears this gauntlet of chumps
No. He was weak because he struggled against chumps Bauer would pick off like flies
Because he has just as many feats of one-manning it. Don't be mad because he's good at teaming up and lone-wolfing it
McClane would not have made it out of those situations, so your point is moot.
Well when you see all the evidence then your opinion will have credibility to it.....
Once again you show your skills at dodging and non sequitur responses.
And again.
Pure speculation and then there's the fact Bauer lacks cartoony powers.
And again.
LoL, wut? McClane couldn't be saved by Tony or pushed out of the way by Paul? Hahahahahahaha, now you're REALLY scraping the barrel to downplay McClane.
It does now, as I'm watching and consistently showing your previous claims to be little more than fanboying. Can't wait until S6, should be fun.
Once again, your McBias manifests it's ugly head and causes you to ignor basic logic. The thread is "Bauer vs McVillains". I have proven that the McVillains are chumps and Bauer has taken on far worse threats. Hell he has become the ultimate threat to humanity at times. Therefore, he easily clears McClane's villains of far lesser caliber. Simple logic, clouded by that nasty McBias.
Yes, once again, McIgnore simple logic. Ignore that Bauer had easily taken on far superior foes and far more dangerous situations than McChump. Not my fault the McBias is so toxic.
Bauer lacks cartoony superpowers? 😆 Pure McBias clear for everyone to see. The fact that he did ANYTHING on Day 6 (less lone get his highest kill count of 50 people in 24 hours), given that he withstood 20 months of this:
puts him on a cartoon level of durability McClane wishes he could be on. Given that he's also survived being stabbed twice in the abdomen, tortured, electrocuted, and shot, all within a 24 hour period (Day 8), taken natural gas plant explosions to the face and still jump-neck-snapped fools (Day 5), and slaughters Chinese death squads (more Day 6 awesomeness), it's clear McChump doesn't compare at all to Bauer.
Again, more ridiculous McBias interfering with your debating skills. Watch how Bauer slaughters the Russian consulate on Day 8 with a handgun, despite being stabbed twice in the abdomen and electrocuted. Of course, your McBias will cause you to massively downplay this or ignore it, but sadly, such delusions only exist within your warped McBiased psyche
Lol, wut? You still haven't proven that McClane would have survived those situations. Unfortunately for him, 24verse's bad guys don't have grenades that take 1 1/2 minutes to explode, and kill their opponents immediately, rather than leaving them in Bond-style death-traps. McVillains are chumps compared to Bauer villains. Your warped Mcbiased logic prevents you from seeing this though
I didn't know you found the taste of crow to be such a delicacy...
Which is crap compared to Bauer's
Because he hasn't been in such a situation because he only takes on chumps
😆 McBiased lies! Simple Simon captured him, and he's a chump
Wrong. He was a smart cookie indeed especially judging by how he hoodwinked the entire NY police dept and managed to steal all that gold the way he did. And McClane didnt stay captured for long at all.... he escaped and killed the badguys without a 20 month torture sessions or getting killed.
Only re-affirming how retarded McVillains, the guys Bauer will be slaughtering in this thread, are chump retards
😘 Equal?Bauer is skyscrapers below McClane in the badass department
No downplaying. Exposing McVillains (and McClane himself) as the retarded amateurs that they are.
See this is the kind of shark-jumping that self annihilates your own argument..
Nope. Bauer takes on threats McClane would cry against, and any help he receives can be attributed to the fact that he's taking on dangerous threats to humanity not wannabe petty thieves 😆
Nah. McClane as I proved a page or so ago, takes on crews who affect this globally. And he has nowhere near the amount of help that Bauer gets from a huge supporting organisation.
Given how he got manhandled by Stuart and Mai Li, it's a definite given
Nah. They failed to kill him, despite trying really hard. And he manhandled ninja chick and sparked her out during that, despite her moment in the sun.
"Enough of this kung fu shit" - John McClane, Die Hard 4.0
😆 When?
You didn't list " a Jack Bauer" in there. Jack is deadlier than all those things.
Not to McClane.
Weaksauce... lololololololol 😂
And McClane is weaksauce, considering Bauer's tanked just as much and slaughtered guys left and right, whereas McClane has to take a time out to tend to his poor foot 😂
You lost in that thread. Placidity amongst others made it clear that McClane was going to die. This thread as well. Take off your McBlinders for minute 😆
Nope it was another McVictory. Placidity wasn't a sole arbiter.
Sorry I couldn't understand the last post...I we could hear was something like:
Slurrrp sluuuuurrrp sluuuurrrpp Oh Jack....sllluuuurrrrrp slluuuurrrrrrppppp Dat big nasty McClane'll never beat you, in my eyes slllluuuurrrrrrppp slllluuuuurrrrrpppp not even unicron could defeat you!!! sluuuurrrp slllluuuurrrrppppp
😮💨
Originally posted by Lestov16
Lol, wut? You still haven't proven that McClane would have survived those situations. Unfortunately for him, 24verse's bad guys don't have grenades that take 1 1/2 minutes to explode, and kill their opponents immediately, rather than leaving them in Bond-style death-traps. McVillains are chumps compared to Bauer villains. Your warped Mcbiased logic prevents you from seeing this thoughI didn't know you found the taste of crow to be such a delicacy...
Not only is this thread not about McClane, I don't need to prove that McClane could survive being rescued in two different scenarios, as he generally gets himself out of a pinch via fantastical feat (eg flying cars eg dancing on top of a F35); not picking up his cell and doing a "Tony save me!" routine. Use some common sense.
Yet to know what that feels like in here, as you've been incorrect thus far in S1-4.
Originally posted by Robtard
Not only is this thread not about McClane
It's about his amateur McVillains, who I consistently prove are incompetent chumps Bauer would mow through, considering he's taken on far worse threats
Originally posted by Robtard
, I don't need to prove that McClane could survive being rescued in two different scenarios,
You need to prove McClane's villains are threats Bauer can't take on, which is false because they are chumps
Originally posted by Robtard
as he generally gets himself out of a pinch via fantastical feat (eg flying cars eg dancing on top of a F35);
Bauer outraces F-35s sent by the POTUS to kill him. Far more fantastical feat than McDumbass Pilot having to do some utterly retarded shit for no reason
Originally posted by Robtard
not picking up his cell and doing a "Tony save me!" routine.
Tell that to Abu Fayed 😆
Originally posted by Robtard
Use some common sense.
OK, hows this?
You haven't seen all the evidence and are making prejudiced, biased judgement
That's some clear thinking 🙂
Originally posted by Robtard
Yet to know what that feels like in here, as you've been incorrect thus far in S1-4.
So Bauer has been put in less dangerous, less pertinent situations, against less dangerous opponents than McClane?
McClane doesn't seem like the kind of guy who can tank a plane crash and still do wall-run necksnaps to save the course of human history as we know it. Hell, even in LFODH he couldn't even knock out Maggie Q 😂
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Screenfeats are all.
Exactly. By screenfeats I proved McClane and his amateur hour foes are chumps compared to Bauer.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And McClane schools him in this respect
This isn't a contest about who can swallow the most feces. Get the McBaldhead out of your esophagus and stay on topic
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
..as well as many others.
Bauer doesn't take anal either, so I guess McClane wins that one by default as well
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Toughest and best champ scumbags from around the world." you mean...
No I mean guys who would have altered the geopolitical landscape of the world as we know it, rather than chump thieves
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wrong. He was a smart cookie indeed especially judging by how he hoodwinked the entire NY police dept and managed to steal all that gold the way he did.
Unimpressive compared to Marwan. Also, he was a smart enough cookie to leave his pursuer alive and give him evidence
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And McClane didnt stay captured for long at all....
Because Simon is a retard. Bauer's villains would have shot McClane in the face, not left him in a Dr. Evil deathtrap. Therefore Bauer, will easily handle these clowns
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
he escaped and killed the badguys
After waiting for them to leave. you neglected to mention that 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
without a 20 month torture sessions or getting killed.
He couldn't handle the heat anyway, so it's best he stays out the kitchen
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. And Bauer would get killed real early on. Zzzap!
Nope. Bauer would put a bullet in their domes, as he does his own, far more dangerous (and competent) opponents
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fixed.
Indeed. Horribly castrated 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
See this is the kind of shark-jumping that self annihilates your own argument..
You mean the kind of obvious logic that both affirms my argument and the mass accumulation of McSeed in your stomach
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah. McClane as I proved a page or so ago, takes on crews who affect this globally. And he has nowhere near the amount of help that Bauer gets from a huge supporting organisation.
Gabriel and Simon were idiots within their own right, and baby clowns in comparison to the threats Bauer takes on. And yes, Bauer may need help since his foes don't let him live and give him the evidence
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah. They failed to kill him, despite trying really hard.
Well they aren't near Jack Bauer level, matter of fact they are prey to the Dhverse's proven Retarded Amateur Factor, so it's completely understandable that they couldn't kill him. Hell, even the airforce pilots are retards 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And he manhandled ninja chick
😆 He got the shit beat out of him, had to play dead, and then got the shit kicked out him again, and then, realizing he's such a punk chump that he can't beat anybody in H2H, has to retaliate with a car because he is too weak to just knock her out with one punch
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and sparked her out during that, despite her moment in the sun.
Don't you mean "moments?" Really he's the only one who got a "moment in the sun", because he was kicking her ass for a moment from a sneak attack, but, because he's such a weak chump , he didn't even knock her out, and even having withstood oh-so-super-strong Mcclane's beating she still proceeds to kick the shit out of him again, forcing him to retaliate with a car because he's that desperately outmatched 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Enough of this kung fu shit" - John McClane, Die Hard 4.0
Said right before sneak attacking her and beating her for a moment. But, because he is a retard and a weak chump, he makes the exact same mistake she does, doesn't knock her out because he is a chump, let's her live because he is an amateur, and what do you know, GETS HIS ASS KICKED AGAIN, apparently NOT "having enough of that kung fu shit" 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😆 When?
Watch my sig
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not to McClane.
Sadly, for McClane, Bauer is a natural-born killer and not a retarded amateur who wields grenades that take 90 seconds to go off 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Weaksauce... lololololololol 😂
What does that make Bauer then? Waterlike sauce?
Molten steel like
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope it was another McVictory.
In your warped McBiased mind, sure whatever you say. Just remember, the cat goes "meow", not "moo", another misconception your McBiased mind is sure to have you thinking
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Placidity wasn't a sole arbiter.
No he wasn't. Everybody else also said McClane would get his ass handed to him.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sorry I couldn't understand the last post
Given how much Mcbias seems to have affected your brain, I'm surprised you can comprehend basic addition skills
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😮💨
So you smoke crack? That explains everything.....
Originally posted by Lestov16
Nom nom nom slurp Bauer yum nom nom nom
Nom nom nom jack please glaze my esophagus nom nom nom
Bauer doesn't take anal either, so I guess McClane wins that one by default as well slurp slurrrrp
He does from anyone armed with a Tazer.
No I mean guys who would have altered the geopolitical landscape of the world as we know it
Oh right yeah he didn't have an old lady's tazer...
Unimpressive compared to Marwan. Also, he was a smart enough cookie to leave his pursuer alive and give him evidence
Nah they'd have missed or been killed before that point.
Because Simon is a retard. Bauer's villains would have shot McClane in the face, not left him in a Dr. Evil deathtrap. Therefore Bauer, will easily handle these clowns
Slurp nom nom Slurrrrrrp something about "He couldn't handle the heat anyway, so it's best he stays out the kitchen" slurp slurp
Nah he sits like a tard and gets tortured to death.
Nope. Bauer would put a bullet in their domes, as he does his own, far more dangerous (and competent) opponents
Indeed. Horribly castrated 😆
You mean the kind of obvious logic that both affirms my argument is garbage and confirms the mass accumulation of Bauersemen in my stomach
Gabriel and Simon, whilst still being vastly superior to Bauer, as is the old lady on the jet, were idiots within their own right, but are gods in comparison to the threats the company that helps Bauer out and wipes his arse the whole time takes on. And yes, Bauer may need help since his foes don't let him live and give him the evidence
Yes they do.
Generic slurp slurping of Bauer in comment form
😆 He got the shit beat out of him, had to play dead, and then got the shit kicked out him again, and then, realizing he's such a punk chump that he can't beat anybody in H2H, has to retaliate with a car because he is too weak to just knock her out with one punch
Don't you mean "moments?" Really he's the only one who got a "moment in the sun", because he was kicking her ass for a moment from a sneak attack, but, because he's such a weak chump , he didn't even knock her out, and even having withstood oh-so-super-strong Mcclane's beating she still proceeds to kick the shit out of him again, forcing him to retaliate with a car because he's that desperately outmatched 😆
He actually DID knock her out. You completely are misrepresenting AGAIN. More slurpity slurp-slurpery from you.
Said right before sneak attacking her and beating her for a moment. But, because he is a retard and a weak chump, he makes the exact same mistake she does, doesn't knock her out because he is a chump, let's her live because he is an amateur, and what do you know, GETS HIS ASS KICKED AGAIN, apparently NOT "having enough of that kung fu shit" 😆
He DID knock her out. More outright lies from desperation.
She'd have killed Bauer.
Sadly, for McClane, Bauer is a natural-born killer and not a retarded amateur who wields grenades that take 90 seconds to go off 😆
Sluuuuurrrrrrrp sluuuuurp reitteration of lies and falsehoods that bring nothing new to the table and more Bauer slurping
No he wasn't. Everybody else also said McClane would get his ass handed to him.
Everybody else lolololol The one or two are wrong.
Given how much Mcbias seems to have affected your brain, I'm surprised you can comprehend basic addition skills
So you smoke crack? That explains everything.....
Nope but I do smoke arguments. And yours is in ashes. 😮💨
Originally posted by Lestov16
It's about his amateur McVillains, who I consistently prove are incompetent chumps Bauer would mow through, considering he's taken on far worse threatsYou need to prove McClane's villains are threats Bauer can't take on, which is false because they are chumps
Bauer outraces F-35s sent by the POTUS to kill him. Far more fantastical feat than McDumbass Pilot having to do some utterly retarded shit for no reason
Tell that to Abu Fayed 😆
OK, hows this?
[b]You haven't seen all the evidence and are making prejudiced, biased judgement
That's some clear thinking 🙂
So Bauer has been put in less dangerous, less pertinent situations, against less dangerous opponents than McClane?
McClane doesn't seem like the kind of guy who can tank a plane crash and still do wall-run necksnaps to save the course of human history as we know it. Hell, even in LFODH he couldn't even knock out Maggie Q 😂 [/B]
Incorrect, you don't.
The mechanics of the DH-Verse defeat Bauer alone. eg the US Government in Bauer's world is utterly and totally incompetent. Having just a few soldiers guarding a nuclear warhead while in transit. This is the main reason the 24 villains succeed, the at times blinding incompetence that is prevalent in 24.
LoL, why am I thinking that's not how it probably went down yet again, considering everything else you've claimed has been hyped. Which season is the "Bauer outraces a F-35" claim?
Non sequitur.
It fails for noted reasons. That's how it is.
I clearly have said "thus far", as I can't judge something I've not see. ergo "Thus far Bauer's not clearing the gauntlet."
Bauer's been in serious situations, no one has said otherwise. His penchant for needing to call for help, having massive back-and the having the resources of the US Government (at times having a life-line to the POTUS) is what would fail him in Diehardland, cos that kind of support isn't happening in this gauntlet.