Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Sorry but given the amount of irrelevancy, innaccuracies (PSX Die Hard trilogy Pwns your solitary 24 game by itself...without including other DH games which add up into thousands of slain enemies) false strawman accusations and general avoidance of the truth and established fact, Im going to have to insist on a new set of responses from you.

I forgive you though, as it must be very hard for you to type with those balls on yer chin and you vision blocked by Bauer's belly right now. (Especially as if you didnt comply, Tony would most likely be called again.) 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Damn where is John with the ice cream? I'm in my third trimester

I'm am sorry, Saddie, but I must report that your lover, John McClane, was found raped and disemboweled a few hours ago. We are certain that the culprit was Jack Bauer. As you know, Bauer is an invincible killing machine, and thus McClane, whom based on empirical evidence was a pathetic amatuer in comparison, never stood a chance.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm am sorry, Saddie.

It would seem so.

LOL Honestly Talk about projection, O' proactive and persistent polisher of Bauer balls.

As you know Bauer, having been killed a few times is not invincible.

There has been no evidence empirical or otherwise for your argument.

Just like there is no evidence that Girlyboy Bauer has anything near what it takes to overcome Tazer Lady, let alone the gauntlet. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It would seem so.

Yes. That's why I said it. I always take pity on the mentally disabled.....or do you prefer the term "Mc-Exceptional Individual"? Consumption of McSeed always leads to a massive decrease in brain cells.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
As you know Bauer, having been killed a few times is not invincible.

A few times? 😆 There goes that toxic McBiased downplaying that comes with consuming too much McSeed

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There has been no evidence empirical or otherwise for your argument.

Re-read the thread. It is omnipresent throughout. Your Mcbias is causing you to ignore it, because you know, you've ODed on it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just like there is no evidence that Girlyboy Bauer

You are right. There is mounds of evidence to suggest McClane is in fact a tranny. None of Bauer though. Good call on that

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
has anything near what it takes to overcome Tazer Lady,

Given that Chicken McChump has to take time-outs because of his foot, there's no evidence he would survive either 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
let alone the gauntlet. 🙂

Bauer pawns the phuck out of these wannabe-terrorist amateurs and their 90 second grenades 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
[B]Yes. That's why I said it. I always take pity on the mentally disabled.....or do you prefer the term "McExpeceptional Individual"?

A few times? 😆 There goes that toxic McBiased downplaying that comes with consuming too much McSeed

Re-read the thread. It is omnipresent throughout. Your Mcbias is causing you to ignore it, because you know, you've ODed on it

You are right. There is mounds of evidence to suggest McClane is in fact a tranny. None of Bauer though. Good call on that

Given that Chicken McChump has to take time-outs because of his foot, there's no evidence he would survive either 😂

Bauer pawns the phuck out of these wannabe-terrorist amateurs and their 90 second grenades 😆

McWin so far uncontested. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Did he die more than twice, yes or no?

No. He didn't die more than once, and that was against foes who would have chewed through McChump

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No need to reread. Its abundantly clear and obvious that you have no way of showing Bauer as able to clear the gauntlet.

I already did. Posted mounds of videos showing Bauer WTFpwning far greater threats than McAmateur Hour's Villains

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its obvious to everyone but you.

Sorry to tell you, but those orange elephants that have been giving you advice.....they're not real. They're hallucinations. You've ODed on McSeed and now it's gotten neurological

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
🙄 Yes non-sequitor strawtranny away...
It'll never be accepted in lieu of an actual argument though.

That was just a joke. I pawned your weak argument a long while back

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
🙄
Nah he has boots in all but one of his movies.
(Movies, not TV series/soap operas)
Plus as he survived 4 and soon to be 5 movies, the proof is in the pudding that you are wrong again.

192 hours + Award winning game>>>>>>>>>>>>.....10 hours + sub-par game

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Successful professionals.

Weren't that successful 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More downplay. Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwn.

Exactly what happened. Your McBias can ignore it all you want. It's still fact.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McWin so far uncontested. 😮‍💨

Once again, this isn't a contest about eating feces or taking anal. If it was, of course McClane wins uncontested. Maybe if you stopped smoking so much crack you would think clearly

Originally posted by Lestov16
No. He didn't die more than once

Ergo he fails the Diehard gauntlet, cos there are no revives/restarts in the Diehard-Verse. Condolences.

Let me explain this to you.

The villains that McClane takes are are inferior and less dangerous than the ones Bauer takes on.

For instance, in the cockpit. The ONLY reason McClane didn't die was because the grenades inexplicably didn't detonate for about 2 minutes.

Bauer would have ejected himself out of that aircraft about 30 seconds before McClane, with all his "Oh man, Oh man"-ing, even discovered the ejector seat. Compared to shit like Season 5, where he's had about 30 seconds to get away from bombs that he's been locked in a room with, that would be nigh-effortless for him

Let's also take the copter from LFODH. McClane drove away like a scare ***** against 2 guys. Let's compare that to Bauer, who in Day 5 Episode 9, faced down an attack helicopter with 6 heavily armed assailants shooting at him and shot down the copter with a handgun. Bauer would have easily pwned that helicopter (considering he would have been resourceful enough to grab the slain officer's pistol) and not even need to get into a huge car chase and get cornered in a tunnel. Once again, considering the threats Bauer faced, this would be nigh-effortless for him

Let's take Habib. When he captured Bauer, Bauer used the opportunity to improvise a beacon and allowed authorities to nearly capture him (but he found it, because, unlike Simon, he is an actual exceptional criminal mastermind). Bauer is a forward-thinker, so imagine how thankful he will be when Simon captures him, lets him live, and gives him evidence .

Oh, wait, nope, Simon's NOT going to capture him, as shown by his raid of Fayed's compound and Nokavich's consulate, Bauer would have just skull capped Simon's men, even with a shitload of injuries

This is what I keep trying to convey. Bauer has taken on far worse threats than anything in the DHverse. You just haven't seen it yet. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have those feats, and based on his feats,, he can easily clear McClane's gauntlet of lesser threats, via even quicker attrition than McClane

Originally posted by Lestov16
[B]No. He didn't die more than once, and that was against foes who would have chewed through McChump

I already did. Posted mounds of videos showing Bauer WTFpwning far greater threats than McAmateur Hour's Villains

Sorry to tell you, but those orange elephants that have been giving you advice.....they're not real. They're hallucinations. You've ODed on McSeed and now it's gotten neurological

Sorry to read that this is all you could come out with.

That was just a joke. I pawned your weak argument a long while back

192 hours + Award winning game>>>>>>>>>>>>.....10 hours + sub-par game

DH trilogy was award winning and almost certainly has more kills.
And that was just one DH game.

Weren't that successful 😆

Exactly what happened. Your McBias can ignore it all you want. It's still fact.

Once again, this isn't a contest about eating feces or taking anal. If it was, of course McClane wins uncontested. Maybe if you stopped smoking so much crack you would think clearly

I dont smoke crack. And even if I did, judging by your posts, there'd be none left, thanks to you, you greedy bastard.

To re-itterate:

Originally posted by Robtard

Originally posted by Lestov16
Let me explain this to you.

Oh the reason that were now 28-29 pages in and you still haven't been able to convince, because we wouldn't let you? Nope its the FACTS presented that completely destroyed your argument, and the NON-facts within your statements that prevented you....

The villains that McClane takes are are inferior and less dangerous than the ones Bauer takes on.

For instance, in the cockpit. The ONLY reason McClane didn't die was because the grenades inexplicably didn't detonate for about 2 minutes.

Bauer would have ejected himself out of that aircraft about 30 seconds before McClane, with all his "Oh man, Oh man"-ing, even discovered the ejector seat. Compared to shit like Season 5, where he's had about 30 seconds to get away from bombs that he's been locked in a room with, that would be nigh-effortless for him

And he'd still be dead, since the McFactor would not apply to Bauer. He'd have blown up up waiting for Tony to save him.

Let's also take the copter from LFODH. McClane drove away like a scare ***** against 2 guys. Let's compare that to Bauer, who in Day 5 Episode 9, faced down an attack helicopter with 6 heavily armed assailants shooting at him and shot down the copter with a handgun. Bauer would have easily pwned that helicopter (considering he would have been resourceful enough to grab the slain officer's pistol) and not even need to get into a huge car chase and get cornered in a tunnel. Once again, considering the threats Bauer faced, this would be nigh-effortless for him

Let's take Habib. When he captured Bauer, Bauer used the opportunity to improvise a beacon and allowed authorities to nearly capture him (but he found it, because, unlike Simon, he is an actual exceptional criminal mastermind). Bauer is a forward-thinker, so imagine how thankful he will be when Simon captures him, lets him live, and gives him evidence .

Oh, wait, nope, Simon's NOT going to capture him,

Thats right, because of the above answer.

as shown by his raid of Fayed's compound and Nokavich's consulate, Bauer would have just skull capped Simon's men, even with a shitload of injuries

That might have worked for Bauer against inadmissable and pathetic TV grade opposition, but against the DHers, he'd have died again pissing his pants.

This is what I keep trying to convey. Bauer has taken on far worse threats than anything in the DHverse. You just haven't seen it yet. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have those feats, and based on his feats,, he can easily clear McClane's gauntlet of lesser threats, via even quicker attrition than McClane [/B]

You havent seen DH 5 or 6 yet, so how could you try to say that with any degree of certainty? Besides, Bauer cant make it past the 1st movie or definitely past 2 movies. Zzzzaaaaap.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh the reason that were now 28-29 pages in and you still haven't been able to convince, because we wouldn't let you?

Duh. Considering just about every person besides you and Robbie have stated that Bauer would WTFpwn, it's quite clear your McBias isn't letting you do anything logical or sensible. You are probably in the middle of smearing peanut butter on your cat as you read this

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope its the FACTS presented that completely destroyed your argument, and the NON-facts within your statements that prevented you....

Oh, no. Don't worry. My argument is as strong and true as ever. Bauer easily clears this gauntlet of chumps. Your McCredibility on the other hand, yeah. That has been FUBARed 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A strange thing that McClane factor...but it works.

Sorry, but I've already proven that it is NOT a "McClane Factor". It's a proven "Retarded Amateur Factor"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats like saying that Bauer died pathetically because Tony didn't save him from the Tazer 4,756 times instead just the once or twice.

You love using that tazer strawman don't you? 😆 Keep ignoring the fact that McClane would not have survived that, and keep ignoring the fact that Bauer has withstood 20 months of electric torture as well. Like I said, the only thing getting destroyed is your crediblity

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And he'd still be dead, since the McFactor would not apply to Bauer. He'd have blown up up waiting for Tony to save him.

So now, all of a sudden, the grenades aren't going to take 2 minutes to explode? You have to literally rewrite the plot of the movie to make Bauer lose 😆

Credibility depleting

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah he wouldnt have gone that far, as he'd have died in Die Hard 2 (in not 1) pissing and shitting himself at the hands of the Old Lady.

Once again, prove McClane would have survived that tazer to the heart for 10 seconds. Otherwise, it's a strawman to cover up the fact that you've ODed on McSeed and it's causing your bowels to run backwards and spew bullshit

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Citing yet another instance where Bauer relied on outside help to save his ass will convince no one of Bauer superiority.

I've already cited and posted many instances where Bauer solos entire terrorist compounds with a handgun. You got too much McBias flowing through your noggin

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Only of Bauer being an overhyped pussy.

one guy saves the world on an hourly basis while the other struggles for 12 hours against petty thieves

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Besides he wouldnt live to see Simon. Simon was in the movie afterwhich Bauer would have definitely been killed during, if not by the first movie.

Bauer would have owned Hans team. They were amatuer chumps. Remember, They don't even do patdowns 😆

So yeah, considering Bauer got to the third film, which he definitely will, Simon would be phucked

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats right, because of the above answer.

Which was complete nonsensical McBullshit

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That might have worked for Bauer against inadmissable and pathetic TV grade opposition, but against the DHers, he'd have died again pissing his pants.

Once again, massive Mcdownplaying and strawmanning to hide behind the fact that Bauer clearly outclasses McClane

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You havent seen DH 5 or 6 yet, so how could you try to say that with any degree of certainty?

So now you have to pray that 5 and 6 will be too hard for him, because he's already shown he can effortless pwn the first 4 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But he was killed by a Tazer...a Tazer.. That old lady's little dog in the DHverse was tougher than Jack "Save me!!!!" Bauer*

Hey McBiased Strawman! Nice to see you again. Once again, McClane wouldn't have survived a tazer to the heart for 10 seconds either, so

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh you posted mounds of something alright. 😖hifty:

Yes. Irrefutable evidence that Bauer dominates McClane in every aspect of life. Those using common logic can easily comprehend this. Those who consume an overdose of McBias have their bowels reverse, which causes them to only post illogical, nonsensical McShit

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sorry to read that this is all you could come out with.

Listen, I'm only trying to make a reasonable diagnosis. I mean because clearly you're insane, because nobody with a sound mind is illogical enough to back McClane here

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Although that maybe apt as your argumental currency does seem to be a penniless level now.

You're looking into your own checking account sir.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
DH trilogy was award winning and almost certainly has more kills.
And that was just one DH game.

Prove it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...because of McClane. 😆

Also because they purchase faulty grenades 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I need no bias. Only fact.

😆 And now the McSeed has you outright lying. Every single part of your argument is McBiased bullshit because the facts all point to Jack pwning McClane's candy-ass

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dont smoke crack.

You use the needle then?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And even if I did, judging by your posts, there'd be none left, thanks to you, you greedy bastard.

Nah. Uncle Jack taught me to stay away from heroin

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
To re-itterate:

Yay! Robtard is massively downplaying Bauer's deadliness, coupled by the fact that he hasn't even seen everything yet 😆

To reiterate: When has McClane tanked 20 months of torture and then killed 50 people?
After pondering that (even though that may be difficult, you be distracted by McClane's pubes brushing against your face and all), try taking the McBaldHead out of your esophagus and asking him.

Sadly, his somber response will be that he only wishes he were that badass.

Bauer doesn't make it through the first movie.

Blatant Lies! Burn in Hell for your sins! 😠

Originally posted by ares834
Bauer doesn't make it through the first movie.

Correct +1

I doubt he's even seen 24, so his opinion doesn't really count. You and Saddie's arguments, on the other hand, I've utterly trashed

Originally posted by Lestov16
You and Saddie's arguments, on the other hand, I've utterly trashed

Only in your confused mind.

I am confused. It defies all common sense that you are still backing McChump after I have already proven how amatuerish he and his opponents are compared to Bauer. Only those with a massive case of McBias would go against all logic and reason to back McClane against Bauer, an opponent that would utterly beat the manshit out of him effortlessly

You present strawmen "Oh Bauer needed Tony's help". Sorry, but McClane wouldn't have survived those situations either, and probably lasted even less time than Bauer. So take your McBiased Downplaying somewhere else

Compared to the massive threats Bauer takes on, he'll massacre McClane's gauntlet effortlessly

Originally posted by Lestov16
I am confused. It defies all common sense that you are still backing McChump

Correct, you are most definitely confused, as you're still trying (and failing) to make this an anti-McClane thread. This is about Jack Bauer.

Hahahaha What utter tripe. 😆
And now your mind has snapped because of your astounding levels of McButthurtery..

All you can think is: "Anyone who doesn't like Bauer must be on drugs/insane/whatever" What angry-twisted reasoning:
The only needles here are on your horseshit vinyl and need to change your record, as your debating has come to this point.

😂

Come back when you aren't talking like a loony.

No way does Bauer clear.

Oh, well I've already proven how Bauer will easily mow through this gauntlet like a tractor trailer through wet tissue paper. He's taken on far more dangerous foes and far more perilous situations. He can effortlessly handle McClane's rogues gallery

McClane's pubes may have been brushing against your face at the time that I posted that though, so you may not have seen the posts.