Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

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An all too common image in 24

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Jack shoots down a helicopter with multiple armed assailants with a handgun. Far more impressive anything McChump's done.

Like I said at the beginning of thread that your McBias forces you to ignore. Bauer wouldn't have gotten into such a helpless position as McClane did in that tunnel, and and I have onscreen evidence of it.

Bauer easily clears this gauntlet of amateur wannabe terrorists/petty thieves

Originally posted by Robtard
An all too common image in 24

Originally posted by Robtard
Originally posted by Robtard
Originally posted by Robtard
Originally posted by Robtard

Originally posted by Lestov16
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Jack shoots down a helicopter with multiple armed assailants with a handgun. Far more impressive anything McChump's done.

Like I said at the beginning of thread that your McBias forces you to ignore. Bauer wouldn't have gotten into such a helpless position as McClane did in that tunnel, and and I have [b]onscreen evidence of it.

Bauer easily clears this gauntlet of amateur wannabe terrorists/petty thieves [/B]

Nowhere near as impressive as taking out 15 of the best special forces guys in the US, and a nefarious and powerful drug baron without a hangun....via a zippo, or the time McClane shot down a chopper full of boss-scumbags with a service revolver, in an ingeniously more impressive shot taking out a junction box and wires that would then fall into the chopper blades.

Vast McWin.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nowhere near as impressive as taking out 15 of the best special forces guys in the US, and a nefarious and powerful drug baron without a hangun....via a zippo,

After getting the manshit beat out of him 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
or the time McClane shot down a chopper full of boss-scumbags with a service revolver, in an ingeniously more impressive shot taking out a junction box and wires that would then fall into the chopper blades.

What a chump! 😂 Bauer would have just shot the copter down period. No need for inefficient wires

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Vast McWin.

Translation for those who do not suffer from McBias: McClane didn't wear a condom, so I may be pregnant

Originally posted by Lestov16
After getting the manshit beat out of him 😆

Which, judging by bankable screenfeats, does nothing to him, but make him win and kill everybody.


What a chump! 😂 Bauer would have just shot the copter down period. No need for inefficient wires
Again with the EU based speculation. McClane EU has him taking down multiple choppers per level and slaughtering hundreds of enemies per level! Bauer cannot compete.
And those wires served their purpose of relaying signal, then for mangling rotors. So which part of those facts made them inefficient for you?


Translation for those who do not suffer from McBias: McClane didn't wear a condom, so I may be pregnant

You may be. Its true. But good news is that your child maybe indestructible. Bad news for your womb and or vagina though if it gets in your baby's way on the way out.
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Which, judging by bankable screenfeats, does nothing to him, but make him win and kill everybody.

Same can be said about Bauer

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Again with the EU based speculation. McClane EU has him taking down multiple choppers per level and slaughtering hundreds of enemies per level! Bauer cannot compete.

Not EU. Happened in a live-action episode, as I just posted. Bauer doesn't need a video game to do amazing shit. He can do it onscreen. Unlike McChump.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And those wires served their purpose of relaying signal, then for mangling rotors. So which part of those facts made them inefficient for you?

My apologies. I mean to say McClane is the "inefficient" chump who can't even shoot down a chopper and has to shoot wires 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Same can be said about Bauer

In EU, sure, after crying for this Tony's help and dying a few times.
But even if EU counted here, we'd still have to consider that first to die means first to lose.
"Tonyyyy!!!! Help meeeee!!! Theres an old la-*Zaaaapppp*aaarrrrrrgggggghhhdy...she keeps killing me and won't le*Zaaaaappppppppppp!!!!*arrrrrrrrrgghhhhmeeee go..." ZZAAAPPPPPPP...
*Phone goes dead as Jack does.*


Not EU. Happened in a live-action episode, as I just posted. Bauer doesn't need a video game to do amazing shit. He can do it onscreen. Unlike McChump.....

Its a TV episode. Thats EU in a MVF. 🙂
And McClane EU/other mediums stomps Bauer EU..
McClane does it consistantly in all formats including, unfortunately for Bauer, in format that counts here...like ummmmm...movies.


My apologies. I mean to say McClane is the "inefficient" chump who can't even shoot down a chopper and has to shoot wires 😂

Well he shot it down fine. It worked great. And any old muppet would be able to hit a chopper from that range. But a small junction box beyond that?....with a snubnose.38...??!? That was epic gun wielding by anybody's standards and he shot it with the intent of downing the chopper. He succeeded. Bad guys dead. Results got again via spectacular means..
McWin.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

And McClane EU/other mediums stomps Bauer EU..
McClane does it consistantly in all formats including, unfortunately for Bauer, in format that counts here...like ummmmm...movies.

Not in video games. You have yet to prove that. Since Bauer can take on helicopters with handguns, he could easily replicate McClane's helicopter kills in the game.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well he shot it down fine. It worked great. And any old muppet would be able to hit a chopper from that range.

But Chicken McNutsack couldn't. He had to drive away like a bytch and get trapped in a tunnel 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But a small junction box beyond that?....with a snubnose.38...??!?
That was epic gun wielding by anybody's standards

Shooting a helicopter, the thing with guys shooting at you, directly with a handgun, is far more epic than shooting an electrical box

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and he shot it with the intent of downing the chopper.

If he wasn't a chump, he would have just been able to shoot down the chopper. Of course, he is a chump, which is why he either has to hit other objects that aren't the helicopter or drive away scared 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He succeeded. Bad guys dead.

You mean chump bad guys who gave him evidence for no reason? 😆 Yeah, real impressive 🙄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Results got again via spectacular means..

Results got by inefficient means that would get him manhandled in the 24verse like the amateur he is

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McWin.

Translation for those who do not suffer from McBias: I am positive that the baby is mine now. It must have been that night that McClane and I went to go see Magic Mike.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect, you don't.

Except I already did. Simon, Karl, Mai Li, Airforce Pilot, Hanz. Anyone else? McClane, the Grenade Manufacturer of Col. Stuart....

Originally posted by Robtard
The mechanics of the DH-Verse defeat Bauer alone. eg the US Government in Bauer's world is utterly and totally incompetent. Having just a few soldiers guarding a nuclear warhead while in transit. This is the main reason the 24 villains succeed, the at times blinding incompetence that is prevalent in 24.

The main difference however is that the stupidity of Bauer's world makes his job harder, rather than easier for him, unlike the stupidity of McClane's world, which causes villains to outright give him evidence for no reason. So if anything, the 24verse's incompetence just makes Jack even more badass

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, why am I thinking that's not how it probably went down yet again, considering everything else you've claimed has been hyped. Which season is the "Bauer outraces a F-35" claim?

Speaking of hyping, who said this:

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane takes on F-35 Lightning IIs and dominates them.

😂 😆 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Non sequitur.

It's clearly evidence that disproves your rampant Bauerhate, but hey, whatever your McBiased mind says

Originally posted by Robtard
I clearly have said "thus far", as I can't judge something I've not see. ergo "Thus far Bauer's not clearing the gauntlet."

Even by Season 4, he's taken on far worse threats than McChump. Combined with 4 more Days of him being awesome makes McClane incomparable

Originally posted by Robtard
Bauer's been in serious situations, no one has said otherwise. His penchant for needing to call for help, having massive back-and the having the resources of the US Government (at times having a life-line to the POTUS) is what would fail him in Diehardland, cos that kind of support isn't happening in this gauntlet.

Well he doesn't have to take on such massive and dangerous threats, so he won't need near that many resources. Remember, Jack takes on multiple terrorist cells in one day. McClane takes 12 hours just struggling against one. Also, there are many scenes in 24 in which Jack solos large groups of people, adversaries whom McVillains are not nearly as competent as

Originally posted by Lestov16
Not in video games. You have yet to prove that. Since Bauer can take on helicopters with handguns, he could easily replicate McClane's helicopter kills in the game.
Well coulda woulda shoulda. But nope I dont have to prove what is common knowledge. Play Die Hard Trilogy like everyone else who has has, then you will see.
You'll be asking me to prove that water is wet next. lol


But Chicken McNutsack couldn't. He had to drive away like a bytch and get trapped in a tunnel 😂

Followed by smiting his foes and winning the day.


Shooting a helicopter, the thing with guys shooting at you, directly with a handgun, is far more epic than shooting an electrical box

Nope. Thats like throwing a rock. A thing a child can do.
What Mcclane did is more like the geometric skill that a snooker player has.


If he wasn't a chump, he would have just been able to shoot down the chopper. Of course, he is a chump, which is why he either has to hit other objects that aren't the helicopter or drive away scared 😆
Nope that would have been too average. As explained to you above.


You mean chump bad guys who gave him evidence for no reason? 😆 Yeah, real impressive 🙄
Still smarter than 24 characters.


Results got by inefficient means that would get him manhandled in the 24verse like the amateur he is
Nope. spectacularly workable ones. And that they were.

[b]Translation for those who do not suffer from McBias: I am positive that the baby is mine now. It must have been that night that McClane and I went to go see Magic Mike.
[/QUOTE] There ya go. Strange that he got you pregnant through your bottom though.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well coulda woulda shoulda. But nope I dont have to prove what is common knowledge. Play Die Hard Trilogy like everyone else who has has, then you will see.

Bauer would have killed every chump in that game easily. So...quite unimpressive

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You'll be asking me to prove that water is wet next. lol

I'm just trying to make sure that you have retained your basic reasoning skills after such a toxic dose of McSeed

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Followed by smiting his foes and winning the day.

After getting chased by something Bauer would have shot down in 30 seconds 😂

Also, smiting what foes? He only killed a harmless pilot. Massive McBiased overhyping 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Thats like throwing a rock. A thing a child can do.

Shooting a helicopter down is something a child can do? Nice strawman there 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What Mcclane did is more like the geometric skill that a snooker player has.

More strawmanning and overhyping

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope that would have been too average. As explained to you above.

Via McBiased strawmannery

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Still smarter than 24 characters.

😆 No they are not. Vladimir Bierko alone is more intelligent than all of Chicken McChump's opponents combined

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. spectacularly workable ones. And that they were.

So workable that they only killed a harmless pilot 😂