Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Started by Sadako of Girth39 pages

Nope. You still have all of your work ahead of you, cause ever assertion you made has successfully been refuted/destroyed.

I guess you wouldn't have noticed though with all that crusted Bauer semen in your eyes though. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hahahaha What utter tripe.

Whatever your Mcbias warps it to be. That's okay. McExceptional individuals are allowed to believe whatever illogical viewpoint they have

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And now your mind has snapped.

No, I'm not hallucinating when I see that you've ODed on so much Mcbias that you are sweating and bleeding it. I wish I were, but it appears that the cursed Mcbiased has yet taken another innocent from us. Let us pray for mercy on his pitiful McBiased soul......

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All you can think is: "Anyone who doesn't like Bauer must be on drugs/insane/whatever" What angry-twisted reasoning.

No. All I can think is: "Anyone who thinks McClane outclasses Bauer in anything must be on drugs/insane/whatever, because any sensible person who looks at the empirical evidence and examines it logically can tell McClane is nowhere near comparable

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Never done that in my life. Only twats mess with that shit.

To be fair, I'd much rather be addicted to Heroin than McBias. At least with the heroin, there's only a possibility that you will have to suck dick

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The only needles here are on your horseshit vinyl and need to change your record, as your debating has come to this point.

I'll change my record when you stop repeating your nonsensical McBiased strawmen

😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Come back when you aren't talking like a loony.

Come back to reality once you've drained yourself of all that nasty McBias

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No way does Bauer clear.

FOR THE FINAL TIME

This is not the "eat feces and take anal" contest. If it were, of course McClane would take it uncontested.

But this is about whether Bauer can handle McClane's chump adversaries, and that is a obvious Yes

Originally posted by Lestov16
FOR THE FINAL TIME

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He really, really should have

I mean, the Gauntlet was so easy for him that he actually got deluded into thinking that his own world was as stupid as McClane's, causing him to slack off and slip up

Originally posted by Lestov16
He really, really should have

I mean, the Gauntlet was so easy for him that he actually got deluded into thinking that his own world was as stupid as McClane's, causing him to slack off and slip up

Concession accepted; Bauer can't clear.

I'll allow you to believe he couldn't clear cos of "slacking off", but you know the truth deep down.

Bauer easily clears the gauntlet.

Hey dude! Whatever McClane has "deep down" in you, I'm pretty sure I don't want it. Especially since it's poisonous to my common sense, as evidenced by you and Saddie

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer easily clears the gauntlet.

You just agreed that Bauer should have stayed out of the Die Hard gauntlet.

Bauer can't even compete with one of McClane's farts, Hans alone will pwn his ass.

Completely twisting the context of what I said. Such is expected of the McBiased, since they can't win their arguments logically 😂

Bauer farts nuclear explosions, a mutation he developed after the Valencia nuke. So even fart-wise, McClane is horribly outclassed. And Hans "Phuck Patdowns" Gruber gets pwned like the amateur thief he is in about a quarter of the time that it took McClane

The McClane supporters you seem to have been butthurt by long ago here won on the single numbered pages.
You just dragged denial out. It was with logic, bankable screenfeats (which Bauer actually doesn't have) and common sense.

McClane would have killed him where he stood if he had tried patting him down. So maybe hes a little more creative/smart than you think.

Originally posted by Robtard

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That's the thing though. They definitely did win. It's just because I wasn't playing. "Who can make themselves look like an illogical McBiased Buffoon who ignores blatant evidence?" doesn't sound like that much fun to me. But you guys go have fun playing that. Just stay in that corner, and when the nurse brings by your.......vitamins, make sure to swallow.

But Hans didn't, because he is a retarded amateur 😆. Hans is a chump and McNutsack's defeat of him is unimpressive

Yes, laugh. Just remember that you use the spork for the applesauce (You're still clearly insane, so we can't trust you with metal utensils yet. Soon though (hopefully).........), and not that homemade McBaldhead you made. I don't know why you enjoy putting it in your mouth so much, but oh well.....

Originally posted by Lestov16

Just remember that you use the spork for the applesauce

I'd use a spoon for applesauce.

Sadly the Sanatorium for the McBiased is too poor to afford spoons, so they are forced to resort to sporks taken from local schools.

Mcbias is not a field with a large amount of funding, because McBias is usually viewed as so disgustingly vile that it must be immolated on contact. And yet here, I risk my sanity to convert your damned souls to see the light before it is too late.

They say that once McBias has infected one's system their mental capacity for logic and basic reasoning is erased permanently. I wish to prove them wrong, but sadly I am failing.....

🙄 Be sure to ask that nurse for a nice soothing butthurt cream whilst you're there.

Originally posted by Robtard

😂

I know. It's like that one episode of Night Visions, "Afterlife", where that guy goes to heaven but is resurrected, and is extremely depressed that he doesn't have that euphoric joy anymore.

Same for Bauer. He was so used to WTFpwning McClane's entire gauntlet with no effort that he's depressed that he has to go back to his world, where villains are not nearly as chumpish

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
🙄 Be sure to ask that nurse for a nice soothing butthurt cream whilst you're there.

Sure. It's your rectum that McClane tore through with his other McBaldhead, so of course you can't walk at this time, so I'd be glad to pick up your cream for you 🙂

LOL Well thats very kind of you, but no that cream is yours without doubt, and I being driven only by reason, cited screenfeats and logic shall be needing none.

McWin.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I know. It's like that one episode of Night Visions, "Afterlife", where that guy goes to heaven but is resurrected, and is extremely depressed that he doesn't have that euphoric joy anymore.

McClane doesn't cry.

Except for that scene in Die Hard.....when he cried 😆

Also, yes, Jack does cry after being forced to put an innocent teenager into a pathogen-infested building to die horribly. Only a despicable sociopath wouldn't be affected

If he wants a rescue, he'll bite his way to freedom, no Tony required