Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

He showed emotion. Purged it and kicked 4 movies worth of arse (IE Successfully ran the gauntlet) without out getting killed once.

Something Bauer has no hope of doing. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Well thats very kind of you, but no that cream is yours without doubt,

Nope

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and I being driven only by reason, cited screenfeats and logic

Did they get driven off a cliff?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
shall be needing none.

But you are bleeding red and white.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McWin.

Sorry, the Feces-eating contest isn't until next month. Don't worry though. McClane undoubtedly has his win secured 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He showed emotion. Purged it

No he didn't. He's always crying and complaining about his circumstances like a 5 year old.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and kicked 4 movies worth of arse

192 hours>>>>>>>>>........8 hours

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(IE Successfully ran the gauntlet)

Thanks to malfunctioning grenades and retarded pilots 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
without out getting killed once.

Because he never encountered threats that dangerous because he only is effective against amateur hour wannabes. Once again, McBiased strawmanning.

The blood/Mcseed pool leaking from you is really starting to flow now. I'm going to need a mop....

Originally posted by Lestov16
Except for that scene in Die Hard.....when he cried 😆

Pic or GTFO

Originally posted by Lestov16
[B]No he didn't. He's always crying and complaining about his circumstances like a 5 year old.

192 hours>>>>>>>>>........8 hours

Thanks to malfunctioning grenades and retarded pilots 😆

Because he never encountered threats that dangerous because he only is effective against amateur hour wannabes. Once again, McBiased strawmanning.

The blood/Mcseed pool leaking from you is really starting to flow now. I'm going to need a mop....

101:00

GTFO with your McBias

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Purging release followed by killathon.

That isn't shit compared to what Jack did on Day 6.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And if you add the serious action bits add up and condense them of 24, it'd probably be less than the 8-9 hours of DH (soon to be further btw by another couple of hours of mayhem and brutality)

I've seen no brutality in any Die Hard film as violent as Jack ripping out a man's throat with his teeth

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
DH has a way better screentime/action ratio.

I can guarantee you if LFODH was in real-time format it would have been a longggg movie of nothing

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No malfunction in those grenades. They went off.

After 2 minutes 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And those "retarded" pilots were NASA trained astronauts next to Bauerverse equivalents.

NASA trains their pilot to fly under crumbling structures? That Retarded Amateur Factor really affects everyone doesn't it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well since there were no amateurs, you're wrong.

Not doing a patdown is an amateur mistake, so you're wrong

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope that on the floor is Bauer leakage from you, Im afraid. From both of your ends. 😂

How? Bauer doesn't eject semen. He ejects radioactive molten steel, so clearly that red and white leakage there belongs to you

Originally posted by Lestov16

101:00

GTFO with your McBias

101:00 is Hans talking to the FBI, so again, post a pic or GTFO.

101:24

Starts crying like a bytch 😆

GTFO with your screen-capturing

How you scrape the barrel to try and make McClane seem weak in some clown-attempt to somehow make Bauer seem better.

Showing some discomfort cos your bare feet were shredded by glass isn't "crying like a bytch."

This is: and this:

Bauer cried man-tears because he was forced to become a monster that day

McClane cried bytch tears because of some glass in his foot. Listen to him talk. His voice is cracking and everything 😆

Bauer cries like a *****, stop trying to marginalize his bitchcryingness.

Maybe in crazy Lestovland showing discomfort cos your bare feet have shards of glass in them is "crying".

Well in Bauerland, where Jack takes 20 months of torture out of sheer willpower and then the day he comes back kills 51 people, crying because of glass in your foot is weak bitchcryingness.

Cept McClane never actually cried, that's Bauer's baby. There's no time to cry in the Diehard-Verse, things need to get done. Just accept that you were wrong, McClane's not cried.

Rob, you're an idiot.

Originally posted by Robtard
How you scrape the barrel to try and make McClane seem weak in some clown-attempt to somehow make Bauer seem better.

Showing some discomfort cos your bare feet were shredded by glass isn't "crying like a bytch."

This is: and this:

He was massively weakened after sustaining an injury that Bauer, who has tanked 20 months of torture, would have shrugged off

Originally posted by Lestov16
He was massively weakened after sustaining an injury that Bauer, who has tanked 20 months of torture, would have shrugged off

If by "massively weakened" you mean "went on to obliterate his enemies and save the day", agreed. Cos that's Die Hard.

Yeah, but Bauer would have done it quicker. He would finish the whole gauntlet while McClane would still be struggling with breaking Ramon out of prison (if he even got that far) 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yeah, but Bauer would have done it quicker. He would finish the whole gauntlet while McClane would still be struggling with breaking Ramon out of prison (if he even got that far) 😆

You've yet to prove Bauer survives Die Hard, being so small, he'd likely have bled-out in the first 60mins.

Repeat: This thread isn't about McClane.

Based on his one-man raids of Fayed's compound and Nokavich's consulates, both with just handguns, Bauer would have put a stealthy bullet in everyone in Hans crew before Hans even had time to interrogate Takagi.

Hell, he snaps necks without needing stairs. 😆

Also, it is about McClane if you are going to use him as a strawman