Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Originally posted by Lestov16
Based on his one-man raids of Fayed's compound and Nokavich's consulates, both with just handguns, Bauer would have put a stealthy bullet in everyone in Hans crew before Hans even had time to interrogate Takagi.

Hell, he snaps necks without needing stairs. 😆

Also, it is about McClane if you are going to use him as a strawman

LoL, glad you agree that for Bauer to have a chance, he'd have to go in like he usually does, already armed and with massive intel from the CTU. He wouldn't have these luxuries in Die Hard; why he'd fail.

Of note, I just finished S4, I do recall how you mentioned how Bauer kicked ass in the Chinese Consulate and how McClane couldn't replicate that. LoL. Turns out it was just another one of your bauerbation fantasies.

Bauer was in direct contact with Tony via radio and Tony was holding his had and walking him through the compound as Tony had a schematic of the building, a satellite with infrared positioned over the compound, Literally telling Bauer when and where to walk and the exact position of the few guards on duty on a real-time basis.

McClane would have driven an SUV right through the doors, kidnapped the Chinese man and driven out, no help needed.

Not how he entered either of those places 😆

Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of THIS:

YouTube video

Jack does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂

Once again, you are trying to strawman. The situation on Day 4 was a far more complex and dangerous situation than any McClane has undergone in any of the DH films, and McClane would have required the same amount, if not more help, unless you're honestly suggesting McClane could solo the 24verse ( 😆 ).

Once again, you're trying to strawman. Are you saying McClane wouldn't have needed the schematics? That he would have just strolled into the Chinese Compound and grabbed Hong? Lol no 😂 And, once again, Bauer has feats of him soloing consulates without schematics, prep, or intel, so your McBiased logic has failed you once again for the billionth time

Also, considering Bauer could have done the same "SUV thing", considering he did it before when he massacred Victor Drazen, that's nothing impressive.

In fact, it's stupid, because the point of the operation is that it's supposed to be clandestine, so McNutsack's crude tactics would fail him and end up getting a nuke detonated on the East Coast

Point was, you were wrong yet again with one of your claims and I suspect I'll obliterate these other claims as I watch the season(s) they're in. Give it time.

You're like 0 - 20 now.

Originally posted by Lestov16

In fact, it's stupid, because the point of the operation is that it's supposed to be clandestine, so McNutsack's crude tactics would fail him and end up getting a nuke detonated on the East Coast

If that's the case, then Bauer failed; failed miserably. As he was seen, one of his men was identified and the Chinese Consul died. Doh! Guess I'll accept your concession once again.

🤨 I thought you said the point was proving McClane could survive the gauntlet

Yes. You caught me red-handed. I overhyped...........just like you did:

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane takes on F-35 Lightning IIs and dominates them

A draw. There you go. Give yourself a well-deserved pat on the back.

Now that we are done with that, let's focus on the main point of the thread, which is can Jack run the gauntlet? As shown by my previous post, yes, he easily can

Originally posted by Lestov16
A draw. There you go. Give yourself a well-deserved pat on the back.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Now that we are done with that, let's focus on the main point of the thread, which is can Jack run the gauntlet? As shown by my previous post, yes, he easily can

As of Season 4, I can say he still lacks the minerals.

That pilot dominated himself 😆 McCrotch had nothing to do with it

As of the videos that I just posted that you are ignoring due to fearful McBias( 😂 ), any sensible person who watches them will say that Bauer wipes the floor with McClane's gauntlet (and then McClane himself...)

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer cried man-tears because he was forced to become a monster that day

McClane cried bytch tears because of some glass in his foot. Listen to him talk. His voice is cracking and everything 😆

Man you really should watch DH1 one day.
The reason for McClane's purging was because of the dawning realisation that he was a shit husband who was beginning to realise that he might not get a second chance to right his wrongs.
And there were no Baueresque breakdowns of those proportions.
At no point did he cry cause he had to kill someone.

Your defence of Bauer's tears doesnt make sense.
If you're not a remorseless killer, its best not to get into the remorseless killer game.

When did Bauer cry that he had to kill someone?

Here, according to Lestov.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Also, yes, Jack does cry after being forced to put an innocent teenager into a pathogen-infested building to die horribly. Only a despicable sociopath wouldn't be affected

Killing by proxy and couldn't deal with it.

Evidently, For Bauer, those tough Tonyless decisions result in the need for these:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Man you really should watch DH1 one day.

I'd give you the same advice, because for someone who swallows so much McSeed, you have some damn poor knowledge of the films 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The reason for McClane's purging was because of the dawning realisation that he was a shit husband who was beginning to realise that he might not get a second chance to right his wrongs.

So essentially he realized he was an amateur who was in way over his head and might not make it? 😆 What a bytch!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And there were no Baueresque breakdowns of those proportions.

Yeah, Bauer would never break down and cry because he didn't know if he was competent enough to complete the mission. Only retarded amateurs do that 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
At no point did he cry cause he had to kill someone.

Because he's never been in the position of being forced to nearly kill an innocent teenager in one of the most horrible ways imaginable. And once again, if he didn't cry at that point, that just means that McClane, along with being an amateur, is also a despicable sociopath

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Your defence of Bauer's tears doesnt make sense.

You haven't seen the episode, so of course your simplistic McBiased brain doesn't understand the context. Don't worry though, you can watch the scene for yourself right here: 16:13-19:00 , and hopefully the last surviving brain cell buried beneath all that McBias in your noggin will be able to comprehend it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Here, according to Lestov.

Yes. Bauer isn't a sociopath. Congratulations for proving that

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Killing by proxy and couldn't deal with it.

Killing an innocent teenager in one of the most horrific ways imaginable. Once again, only a despicable sociopath would be unaffected

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

You better get a few boxes. McClane's gonna need them when he has another panic attack about whether or not he's competent enough to perform his mission and starts crying because it's too much for him 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If you're not a remorseless killer, its best not to get into the remorseless killer game.

Don't worry, there's 276 people who Bauer has no remorse about 😉

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'd give you the same advice, because for someone who swallows so much McSeed, you have some damn poor knowledge of the films 😆

So essentially he realized he was an amateur who was in way over his head and might not make it? 😆 What a bytch!!

Yeah, Bauer would never break down and cry because he didn't know if he was competent enough to complete the mission. Only retarded amateurs do that 😆

Yet he would piss himself like a girl and die soon as a member of the elderly ranks even so much as glances in the direction of a taser.

Because he's never been in the position of being forced to nearly kill an innocent teenager in one of the most horrible ways imaginable. And once again, if he didn't cry at that point, that just means that McClane, along with being an amateur, is also a despicable sociopath

"Hey who you calling amateur" would be the only response you'd get from him on that, probably.

You haven't seen the episode, so of course your simplistic McBiased brain doesn't understand the context. Don't worry though, you can watch the scene for yourself right here: 16:13-19:00 , and hopefully the last surviving brain cell buried beneath all that McBias in your noggin will be able to comprehend it

Yes. Bauer isn't a sociopath. Congratulations for proving that

Killing an innocent teenager in one of the most horrific ways imaginable. Once again, only a despicable sociopath would be unaffected

You better get a few boxes. McClane's gonna need them when he has another panic attack about whether or not he's competent enough to perform his mission and starts crying because it's too much for him 😆

Don't worry, there's 276 people who Tony and his biotchboy Bauer have no remorse about 😉

Originally posted by Lestov16
That pilot dominated himself 😆 McCrotch had nothing to do with it

As of the videos that I just posted that you are ignoring due to fearful McBias( 😂 ), any sensible person who watches them will say that Bauer wipes the floor with McClane's gauntlet (and then McClane himself...)

More downplay, the pilot did what he had to do, he had orders to take out what he was told was a usurious terrorist threat; due to McClane's antics, that $200,000,000.00 war-machine ended up as scrap. McClane win, no matter how you downplay.

You know I'm watching and enjoying the series, I don't want spoiler. As I told you, I'll get to those seasons in time and will obliterate your points then and there as I have flawlessly done with your Bauer hyping and exaggerations four seasons in a row now.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I know that blowing Bauer has crusted your senses, so we'll overlook your wrongness here.

Considering you practically look like a Krispy Kreme mascot with all that McSeed leaking out of every orifice and pore in your body, I'll overlook your McBiased overhyping and downplaying of events

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He had a realisation that he was a shit husband...but went on to ruin all badguys involved..so thats cool. Everyone is entitled to a moment of self questioning.

He had that realization because he was reminiscing about his life because he thought he was going to die. He had doubt in himself and questioned his own competence to handle the situation. Real amateur move right there 😆

Even more hilarious because he was crying because he didn't know if he could handle amateur wannabe-terrorists whom Bauer would slaughter wholesale in the time it took McClane to make his pathetic "Tell My Wife!" Speech 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yet he would piss himself like a girl and die soon as a member of the elderly ranks even so much as glances in the direction of a taser.

No. He'd break their neck and spit on their corpse for wasting that precious nanosecond of his

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Hey who you calling amateur" would be the only response you'd get from him on that, probably.

Yep. Heartless bastard. He'd probably violate his own daughter if given the chance

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not bad spelling for someone so willfully or incompetently moronic such as yourself, O'Felcher of Tazervictimboy... 🙂

Not bad comprehension for someone so full of McBias that they sweat and bleed it. For a moment there, it seemed you weren't gonna get past the first morpheme.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More nonsense. You bragged about a couple of hundred people you say he killed with no remorse. Yet somehow when he unleashes wussjuice from his eyeholes, hes suddenly NOT sociopathic? Oh dear...

Yes. You see why he is a far more complex and badass character than McChump

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So he struggles with the tough decisions....? ok....

Yeah. McClane wouldn't be able to make them

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You say that as if there was actually a first time.

There was. I just posted it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
🙄 See what I mean? You are not even faintly aware of the irony of your statement?

😆 you aren't faintly aware of the basic literary elements of a complex character arc

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
lol Reeks of your desperation.

No. I'm pretty sure the stench is your rotting credibility , which leaked out with blood, McSeed, and everything after you and McBaldHead decided to turn things up after seeing Magic Mike.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No surprise though to anyone following this 'debate'....

You're damn right about that. Everyone on this board knew of your McBias far before I even joined this forum. So no one's surprised that you are ignoring common logic to try to say that McClane is better than a guy who clearly massacres him in every aspect of life

Originally posted by Robtard
More downplay, the pilot did what he had to do, he had orders to take out what he was told was a usurious terrorist threat;

He did not have orders to fly under an overpass that he clearly saw was crumbling. You can't ignore his stupidity when it's so blatant. You would need massive amounts of McBias to ignore such blatant evidence

Originally posted by Robtard
due to McClane's antics, that $200,000,000.00 war-machine ended up as scrap. McClane win, no matter how you downplay.

YouTube video

It's definitely a case of "Epic Pilot Fail", rather than McWin, especially since McChump had nothing to do with it, no matter how much you try to overhype

Originally posted by Robtard
You know I'm watching and enjoying the series, I don't want spoiler. As I told you, I'll get to those seasons in time and will obliterate your points then and there as I have flawlessly done with your Bauer hyping and exaggerations four seasons in a row now.

Don't worry. I have your crow cooked and ready to be served. Come and get it 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard

I'm sure McClane masturbates to that picture every night. I don't even want to know how you got it 😘 ......

Originally posted by Lestov16
He did not have orders to fly under an overpass that he clearly saw was crumbling. You can't ignore his stupidity when it's so blatant. You would need [b]massive amounts of McBias to ignore such blatant evidence

It's definitely a case of "Epic Pilot Fail", rather than McWin, especially since McChump had nothing to do with it, no matter how much you try to overhype

Don't worry. I have your crow cooked and ready to be served. Come and get it 🙂
[/B]

LoL, wut? He had orders to neutralize the target, what he was told was a terrorist threat. I could just as easily say "he did not have orders to not fly under the overpass." Stop downplaying, McClane obliterates threats, it's what he does, doesn't matter if it's a $200K helicopter or a $200Mil war-machine.

I've yet to "eat crow" from your previous "Bauer did this!!11!" claims; four seasons in a row now. I highly doubt I will in the next four. Duck's egg, bro.

Re-posted for the logically impaired (a common symptom of McBias overdose)

Originally posted by Lestov16
He did not have orders to fly under an overpass that he clearly saw was crumbling. You can't ignore his stupidity when it's so blatant. You would need massive amounts of McBias to ignore such blatant evidence

YouTube video

It's definitely a case of "[b]Epic Pilot Fail", rather than McWin, especially since McChump had nothing to do with it, no matter how much you try to overhype[/B]

Re-posted due to someone's chronic need to downplay McClane:

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, wut? He had orders to neutralize the target, what he was told was a terrorist threat. I could just as easily say "he did not have orders to not fly under the overpass." Stop downplaying, McClane obliterates threats, it's what he does, doesn't matter if it's a $200K helicopter or a $200Mil war-machine.

PS, this thread isn't about McClane, once again. I do realize that you need to constantly try and move the focus to "McClane failed!!!11!!" in some Micky Mouse attempt to shift the focus from Bauer's shortcomings/the topic.

Already proved Bauer would plow through the gauntlet here

Originally posted by Lestov16
Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of [b]THIS:

YouTube video

goes and does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂
[/B]

Whether you wish to follow your McBias and ignore the blatant evidence I just posted, or follow common sense and logic and realize that McVillains are something Bauer can effortlessly handle, it's your call.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Considering you practically look like a Krispy Kreme mascot with all that McSeed leaking out of every orifice and pore in your body, I'll overlook your McBiased overhyping and downplaying of events

He had that realization because he was reminiscing about his life because he thought he was going to die. He had doubt in himself and questioned his own competence to handle the situation. Real amateur move right there 😆

Even more hilarious because he was crying because he didn't know if he could handle amateur wannabe-terrorists whom Bauer would slaughter wholesale in the time it took McClane to make his pathetic "Tell My Wife!" Speech 😆

No. He'd break their neck and spit on their corpse for wasting that precious nanosecond of his

He has literally no chance of surviving that what caused an old lady's lapdog in the DHverse to limp for a week.

Yep. Heartless bastard. He'd probably violate his own daughter if given the chance

Not bad comprehension for someone so full of McBias that they sweat and bleed it. For a moment there, it seemed you weren't gonna get past the first morpheme.

Yes. You see why he is a far more pathetic and weakass character than McChump

Yeah. McClane wouldn't be able to make them

There was. I just posted it.

😆 you aren't faintly aware of the basic literary elements of a complex character arc

No. I'm pretty sure the stench is your rotting credibility , which leaked out with blood, McSeed, and everything after you and McBaldHead decided to turn things up after seeing Magic Mike.....

You're damn right about that. Everyone on this board knew of your McBias far before I even joined this forum. So no one's surprised that you are ignoring common logic to try to say that McClane is better than a guy who clearly massacres him in every aspect of life

LOL There is no bias. And all logic has been observed and upheld. Ive said before that Mcclane is defeatable. "Everybody" knows that and "everybody" knew of your infactuation with Bauer via your sig and avv stuff. What they didnt know about was your vast capacity for butthurt and vaccous, vicarious emulation of old posters long gone. Well they are aware now.

Part 1

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOLOLOLOL Well naturally you would indeed have to overlook a hypothetical arising of a tactic, should it arise (which it hasn't), as you overlook our own constantly with quasi-comedic regularity..

Except it isn't hypothetical. Your nonsensical McBiased tactics are so blatant that they are impossible to overlook

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Its a human thing. And it looks like the winning way too, by actual, bankable, usable MVF screenfeats. (The kind Bauer has none of yet.)

Not something proficient counter-terrorists do....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You have no proof of this claim.
And as we all know Bauer wouldn't be able to cope. (especially without Tony and the rest of the entire CIS force.

False, as I have posted numerous times:

Originally posted by Lestov16

Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of [b]THIS:

YouTube video

Jack does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂 [/B]

I guess the McBias overflow has spread to your tear ducts now, since you obviously must be unable to see

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hmmmmm....why did he allow himself to get tazered to death then?

Strawman. To answer that, he was restrained in an inescapable position that McClane wouldn't have been able to extricate himself from either

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He has literally no chance of surviving that what caused an old lady's lapdog in the DHverse to limp for a week.

More hilarious McStrawmannery 😆. You have literally no chance of rescuing your credibility from drowning in a deep vat of McBias unless you can prove McClane has a slight chance of surviving 20 months of electric torture

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Strange speculation of yours... You could have just said, "He would knife a nun in order with no remorse to save the day" or something. But nooooo you had to lower the tone further.

I'm just trying to reach that brain cell. Maybe if I hit you deep enough, I can get past that near impenetrable layer of McBias to the logical part of your mind

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I know McClane was raised a Catholic, technically, but still, that was a low speculative blow. Again...desperate of you.

Why? You are saying he would be perfectly fine allowing an innocent teenager to die horrifically. You have to have no conscience to do such a thing and sleep fine at night. But like you said, McClane would only coldly respond with an (incorrect) "I'm not an amateur". Your words. Like say you say here:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except he could.

Clearly a sociopath. Combined with the fact that he is a mass murderer, I wouldn't want him around my children. No telling what other impulses he may wish to indulge....

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