Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Part 2

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Doesnt count

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I am indeed. They have little relevance here in the DH verse.

McDownplaying.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The minute Bauer takes time to get all introspective and lookatmelookatmelookatme over it

Didn't do that until after the threat was averted. Not during. He didn't have to stop to question his confidence and worry about if he was going to die. Another thing that makes him leagues better than McChump

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
its another tazering from tazerlady.

It's another McStrawman 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You hatered of Mcclane blinds you constantly to the fact that the only issue at stake here is can Bauer make it through the DH films...and the answer is a great big, tazerfried, Tonyless "YES".

Thank you for finally coming to your senses and looking at the evidence I've posted over and over and over and...you know what, one more time for good measure:

Originally posted by Lestov16

Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of [b]THIS:

YouTube video

Jack does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂 [/B]

Yes, it will be a big, massive curbstomp in Bauer's favor, no it won't be tazerfried since that's not part of the Gauntlet (although if it were, considering he survived 20 months of torture, it would mean bupkiss to him, since he'd snap her old ass neck in a second), and yes, it will be Tonyless, since Jack doesn't need Tony to take on such amateurs as McClane's foes, especially considering he didn't need him in the two videos I posted above.

But I guess you're going to keep on McIgnoring the blatant evidence and then ridiculously spouting "MCKLANEZ MCWINZ WIT DA MCFRIEZ (even though I have no evidence whatsoever to support that McClane could beat Bauer in any form of combat, and I am hypocritically going off-topic of the the thread scenario)"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No my "Cred" is fine. Its that your nose is too close to the bullshit pile you have spewed forth all over this thread. 🙂

Yes, I suppose in that McBiased mind of yours, where every night you dream of you and McClane enjoying those beautiful moments in the front row of Magic Mike, blatant logical evidence that clearly shows Bauer would whup McClane and his chump Gauntlet is mentally processed as "bullshit". That Magic Mike moment is on your mind so much, that it's clearly the reason you haven't noticed that your credibility is going into negative integers

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The reacharounds you give him are pretty safe though

I've never meet Bauer before in my life. I doubt any of us are worthy to be graced in the presence of such an extraordinary being

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
When he gets tazered to death again, the charge will barely tickle you,

Considering he's immune to electricity, considering he withstood 20 months of it, there won't be a charge at all.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
as only a small tazer charge is enough to kill him

😆 Massive McDownplaying and (hilariously incorrect) McStrawmanning. Tazer was placed directly on Bauer's heart for 10 seconds. No way in hell McClane would have survived that. Also that was against foes who massively outclasses McClane's chump adversaries. And, once again, he's immune considering he's withstood 20 months of it, as I clearly posted above

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
as he is weak

Yep. Everyone who wishes to gaze into the logical processing of the McBiased mind, here it is: Withstanding 20 months of torture and then killing 50 people the day he comes back is "weak" 😆

Yes, people. Sadly we don't have any cures for McBias yet. We keep trying to apply logic, but the McBiased mind repeatedly rejects it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and pathetically under equipped to run this gauntlet, as proved over and over again here.

"pathetically under-equipped"? 😆 Did you (once again) McIgnore the videos I posted? Even if he just came back from a year of torture, all Jack needs is a handgun (and maybe not even that) and he WTFpwns EVERYONE in McClane's chump gauntlet, including McChump himself

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This is very very hard for a devout fanboy (logical thinker) such as yourself to take on board, so you will be spewing more and more self-embarrassing untruthery (clear and blatant evidence that must be ignored to hold up the ridiculous delusion that McClane is better than Bauer) and butthurt attacks on McClane (clear and blatant evidence that McClane is just a lucky chump amateur and nowhere near Bauer's level in....anything) ( Now I must follow my unihibited McBias, ignore all evidence, show no logical evidence (because I have none), and make ridiculous McClaims that just corrode my last remnants of credibility even worse) in lieu of convincing argument.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I call it now: and it will happen. This is why I'll be re-quoting this in a minute.

I'd expect no different. I mean, I keep observing you listening to your McBias to continuously try to stick that square peg in the round hole, and then accuse the hole of cheating when it doesn't fit

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL There is no bias.

....on my part. You on the other hand...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And all logic has been observed and upheld.

Except the massive amounts that you are McIngoring 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Everybody" knows that and "everybody" knew of your infactuation with Bauer via your sig and avv stuff.

What can I say. It's one of the best entertainment experiences ever

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What they didnt know about was your vast capacity for butthurt

Yes, I do make vast amounts of people, especially the McBiased ones, feel butthurt when I prove their nonsensical claims are hilariously untrue

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and vaccous, vicarious emulation of old posters long gone.

Are you talking about RJ?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well they are aware now.

I'm sure they are. Like I said, you look like a Krispy Kreme mascot at this point. The McBias is impossible to ignore. At this point, it's as subtle as continent-sized asteroids crashing into the East Coast

Originally posted by Lestov16
Already proved Bauer would plow through the gauntlet here

Whether you wish to follow your McBias and ignore the blatant evidence I just posted, or follow common sense and logic and realize that McVillains are something Bauer can effortlessly handle, it's your call.

Incorrect.

Your "evidence" is for the most part hyped nonsense that I crush as I watch the show.

Well theres no bias. Your constant mislabling the logical, reasoned arguments made against Bauer's chances of making it ARE impossible to ignore though. The length of that last post just screams so much McButthurt.

And that shenaniganry kinda says: "I have no way to refute it so I'll just spin, misrepresent and downplay as I have nothing left that the people who think Bauer dies in the gauntlet haven't refuted already."

I mentioned no names. Interesting that that was the 1st one you went to. I thought the emulation was of a familiar "style", for the want of a better word....anyways.

Scenario A:
MVF rules followed and therefore, Bauer has no screenfeats.
Jack fails.

Scenario B:
MVF rules disregarded, Bauer is allowed to be entered into Gauntlet and is fried to death by old lady with a Tazer, after which her little dog eats his fried face and balls, When Jack realises that as no cell phones are about in 1988 to speak of, he cant call Tony.

Scenario C:
Variant of scenario B, only now in addition to the frying, face and balls eating, an SUV is also parked in Jack's arse.

Just to be fair, there were portable analog phones at the time that Jack could use for his needed support calls, though they were extremely rare.

Problem is, the CTU and Tony don't exist in the DH-Verse. Though I guess he could easily find a payphone booth and dial 911 for assistance. '911 Operator, this is Jack Bauer; I am a Federal Agent, save me!"

😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Just to be fair, there were portable analog phones at the time that Jack could use for his needed support calls, though they were extremely rare.

Problem is, the CTU and Tony don't exist in the DH-Verse. Though I guess he could easily find a payphone booth and dial 911 for assistance. '911 Operator, this is Jack Bauer; I am a Federal Agent, save me!"

epic lolz.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your "evidence" is for the most part hyped nonsense that I crush as I watch the show.

My "evidence" is the videos I just posted which clearly show Bauer can manhandle McChump and his villains. Not my fault your McBias won't allow you watch it. Does it tell you when to pee also?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well theres no bias.

On my part....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Your constant mislabling the logical, reasoned arguments

😆 You have yet to even watch the videos I posted, less lone refute them. Only thing getting mislabeled is the part of your mind used for rational thinking

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
made against Bauer's chances of making it ARE impossible to ignore

I know. How can you ignore such ridiculous McBias? 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
though. The length of that last post just screams so much McButthurt.

I know you are suffering massive McButthurt right now, but I warned you that's what would happen if you stuck with the McBaldHead

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And that shenaniganry kinda says: "I have no way to refute it so I'll just spin, misrepresent and downplay as I have nothing left that the people who think Bauer dies in the gauntlet haven't refuted already."

😆 Yep, McIgnore the videos I just posted that clearly refute it. You're only drowning deeper into your outright hallucinatory McBias

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I mentioned no names. Interesting that that was the 1st one you went to.

Because it was the one you were clearly referring to

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I thought the emulation was of a familiar "style", for the want of a better word....anyways.

Once again, you were referring to RJ, unless you are talking about Quan, and that is an unforgivable insult to me or you, as neither McClane nor Bauer can reach the hellish depths of Van Zan level.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Scenario A:
MVF rules followed and therefore, Bauer has no screenfeats.
Jack fails.

So you have to gimp 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Scenario B:
MVF rules disregarded, Bauer is allowed to be entered into Gauntlet and is fried to death by old lady with a Tazer, after which her little dog eats his fried face and balls, When Jack realises that as no cell phones are about in 1988 to speak of, he cant call Tony.

Only thing you are disregarding is that last brain cell, which I know has probably been reduced to half-a-brain-cell at this point, which is telling you "Hey, maybe I should watch the blatant evidence instead of making ridiculous McBiased claims and making myself look more like a McKrispy Kreme Mascot ."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Scenario C:
Variant of scenario B, only now in addition to the frying, face and balls eating, an SUV is also parked in Jack's arse.

😆 What? Who will be doing this to him? Not any of McClane's chump villains, and definitely not McNutsack himself.

I must say, at this rate, your credibility seems to be depleting by the syllable 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Though I guess he could easily find a payphone booth and dial 911 for assistance. '911 Operator, this is Jack Bauer; I am a Federal Agent, save me!"

When he dialed 911 the conversation would be more like:

"Hello, this is the operator"

"Yes. My name is Jack Bauer. I'm a Federal Agent. Listen...um. About 30 minutes ago these amateur German mercenaries just tried to hold a building hostage. It's called Nakatomi Plaza, right in downtown LA. I killed them all, of course, but apparently it's procedure to call it in anyway even after the threat's been averted. So, yeah, you may want to send a few ambulances, some body bags, and oh yeah, I disemboweled Karl, so you're also going to want to bring a mop....."

LOL but I doubt it.
It would go more like:

*Silence*

Originally posted by Lestov16
My "evidence" is the videos I just posted which clearly show Bauer can manhandle McChump and his villains. Not my fault your McBias won't allow you watch it. Does it tell you when to pee also?

So you want me to spoil and ruin the show for myself for the sole purpose of crushing your failguments sooner rather than later? Mind you, it's tempting, but I prefer to wait and watch it in order.

Originally posted by Lestov16
When he dialed 911 the conversation would be more like:

"Hello, this is the operator"

"Yes. My name is Jack Bauer. I'm a Federal Agent. Listen...um. About 30 minutes ago these amateur German mercenaries just tried to hold a building hostage. It's called Nakatomi Plaza, right in downtown LA. I killed them all, of course, but apparently it's procedure to call it in anyway even after the threat's been averted. So, yeah, you may want to send a few ambulances, some body bags, and oh yeah, I disemboweled Karl, so you're also going to want to bring a mop....."

Even Bauer finds your hyped up fantasies to be silly, but adorable.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL but I doubt it.
It would go more like:

*Silence*

Your mind drew a blank. I'm not surprised in the least, considering how your OD of McBias is destroying your brain cells (and credibility)

Originally posted by Robtard
So you want me to spoil and ruin the show for myself for the sole purpose of crushing your failguments sooner rather than later? Mind you, it's tempting, but I prefer to wait and watch it in order.

Well you claim to be certain of Bauer's defeat here, so either counter the evidence I posted or GTFO

Originally posted by Robtard
Even Bauer finds your hyped up fantasies to be silly, but adorable.

Hyped up? Hilarious judgement coming from someone who refuses to watch the evidence. Anyone who watches those videos I posted can easily tell that his feats are not "hyped up"

Originally posted by Lestov16

Well you claim to be certain of Bauer's defeat here, so either counter the evidence I posted or GTFO

Hyped up? Hilarious judgement coming from someone who refuses to watch the evidence. Anyone who watches those videos I posted can easily tell that his feats are not "hyped up"

I've obliterated every hyped claim you made about Bauer seasons 1-4. I can't counter the ones from seasons 5-8 until I've seen them now can I.

Again, I'll watch these scenes in time, I'm not spoiling the show for myself just to prove you wrong (yet again) earlier rather than later.

Well get to it then! The sooner you watch the series the sooner I can serve you this baked Crow that you so gluttonously salivate over

Bauer has a heart attack and dies on the plane ride to Cali in the original.

Ah yes, the McBias has now created McCowardice. Cowardice, of course, imposed by the unstoppable Jason-Voorhees-esque killing machine that is Jack Bauer.

Jack would hijack that plane, outrace a F-35 with it, land it on a makeshift runway in LA, and then cleanse Nakatomi Plaza of it's amateur captors just because he wants another adrenaline rush 😆

A Boeing 747 is not faster than an F-35 Lightning II. No amount of Bauer fanboyism will change this. Sorry.

F-35 was told [spoiler]By the POTUS to shoot him down, Jack said "f**k that I got more important shit to do", and proceeded to outmaneuver it and go about his business. No amount of McBias will change this. Sorry

Originally posted by Lestov16
F-35 was told [spoiler][b]By the POTUS to shoot him down, Jack said "f**k that I got more important shit to do", and proceeded to outmaneuver it and go about his business. No amount of McBias will change this. Sorry [/B]

HAhahaahahaaaaahahahahahahahhaaaa, and you have the audacity to say that the F-35 pilot in DH4 was an amateur. You're painfully biased.

Um, no. Jack logically out-maneuvered the pilot. Only pain being felt is the further invasive deepening of McBaldhead in your rectum. You'll only be able to see logically if you make that final step and remove the McBias