Baleman vs Black Widow.

Started by Nephthys9 pages

If Baleman's batawang is anything like his batarangs, its really small. I'm not sure she'd even feel it.

Originally posted by ares834

BW, when grabbed from behind, immediately breaks her assailant's hand and neutralizes him

Baleman, when grabbed from behind, gets held down and kicked repeatedly by the Joker 😆

Batman seems to be in the more rape-able position here

Originally posted by Nephthys
If Baleman's batawang is anything like his batarangs, its really small. I'm not sure she'd even feel it.

Ah, but Batman's accuracy with his batarangs is unparalleled just as is his accuracy with his batawang. It may be small, but he knows where it needs to go.

Originally posted by Nephthys
If Baleman's batawang is anything like his batarangs, its really small. I'm not sure she'd even feel it.

How could she with that cellulite factory she calls an ass?

Originally posted by Lestov16
BW, when grabbed from behind, immediately breaks her assailant's hand and neutralizes him

Baleman, when grabbed from behind, gets held down and kicked repeatedly by the Joker 😆

Batman seems to be in the more rape-able position here

Anyone could do what she did. Those guys go down to a hair whip ffs.

Batman has armor, he won't even feel her girly hits, and with his strength one hit is all he needs.

Originally posted by Psychotron
How could she with that cellulite factory she calls an ass?

Even if Natasha serves as Batman's new Robin she is still a babe.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Anyone could do what she did. Those guys go down to a hair whip ffs.

But Batman didn't...... 😕

Originally posted by Psychotron
Batman has armor, he won't even feel her girly hits, and with his strength one hit is all he needs.

Batman gets the most pleasurable hurricana of his life

Originally posted by ares834
Even if Natasha serves as Batman's new Robin she is still a babe.

http://www.google.bg/imgres?q=scarlett+johansson+fat&num=10&hl=bg&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=x94ULljaWaDTiM:&imgrefurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/04/scarlett-johansson-isnt-pregnant-just-fat/&docid=yho2EP5j6rzp1M&imgurl=http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/scarlett_johansson_is_fat.jpg&w=450&h=480&ei=d7UWUMj4KbD14QTqloHAAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=737&vpy=131&dur=1820&hovh=232&hovw=217&tx=107&ty=121&sig=116489365294508726705&page=1&tbnh=136&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:81

Stop being so star struck, guys. She's not that hot.

Originally posted by Lestov16
But Batman didn't...... 😕

Cuz he wasn't fighting pussies. Duh.

Russian Syndicate mooks>>>Gotham Syndicate mooks

And he wasn't fighting pussies then. Unlike this fight, where he will be getting a facefull during the most pleasurable hurricana ever.

Baleman is far too slow to keep up with Black Widow's agility

Ninjas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Russian Syndicate mooks

Originally posted by ares834
Ninjas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Russian Syndicate mooks

This.

And Batman's fist > concrete >>>>>>>>>>>>Black Widow's face>>>>>>>>>>>> her fat ass.

Try jerking off to this.

http://www.google.bg/imgres?q=scarlett+johansson+beach&hl=bg&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=664&tbm=isch&tbnid=dSRtAs2AyQkdrM:&imgrefurl=http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/164837&docid=nIwGmfG63w-1oM&imgurl=http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/photos/image_20120211/scarlett-johansson-bikini-beach-05.jpg&w=415&h=561&ei=tLgWUIvWKaXf4QTj24HYBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=181&vpy=125&dur=403&hovh=261&hovw=193&tx=136&ty=150&sig=116489365294508726705&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=115&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:66

Aliens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninjas

If she actually beat aliens in H2H that might be relevant. But she didn't.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Aliens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninjas

It's not like she beat up a Predator or something.

Those aliens went down to arrows. ARROWS! Their weapons couldn't even put down Captain America.

Captain America could beat every named Baleman character at once in hand to hand, and has superhuman durability, so I am not seeing your point.

That your arguments have degenerated to insulting Black Widow's physical appearance (Seriously, bashing how a pregnant woman looks? What a loser you are) only further accentuates how lacking an argument you are.

Let's be real. The Baleman supporters are only butthurt about the fact that a woman is beating the shit out of their dark brooding hero.

Black Widow was cartoon-like in her abilities; she absolutely beats the crap out of this Batman.

Originally posted by ares834
If she actually beat aliens in H2H that might be relevant. But she didn't.

Because Batman has definitely shown the onscreen agility to replicate BW's pod-hijacking feat. 😂 Sure........

Originally posted by NemeBro
Captain America could beat every named Baleman character at once in hand to hand, and has superhuman durability, so I am not seeing your point.

That your arguments have degenerated to insulting Black Widow's physical appearance (Seriously, bashing how a pregnant woman looks? What a loser you are) only further accentuates how lacking an argument you are.

Let's be real. The Baleman supporters are only butthurt about the fact that a woman is beating the shit out of their dark brooding hero.

Uh-huh, that high-tech plasma weapon didn't even burn his spandex. If CA was nailed with a plasma caster he'd be dead. Face it, the Chitauri are losers. The Avengers should thank Odin they didn't have to fight someone competent.

I've already made my argument. She has no good H2H feats. Period. Fighting fail security guards that go down to cartwheels, fail russians that go down to hair whips and fail aliens that go down to freaking arrows do not count as good feats.

As for her appearance

1. I'm pretty sure she's not pregnant.
2. That last picture was taken months ago.
3. She's treated as a sex symbol because of her fame when she's really a 6.5/10 and it grinds my gears.

I'm not even a big fan of Baleman, it's just that he's better than her.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I've already made my argument. She has no good H2H feats. Period. Fighting fail security guards that go down to cartwheels, fail russians that go down to hair whips and fail aliens that go down to freaking arrows do not count as good feats.

And Hawkeye, who'd part of an organisation designed to fight superhuman threats and likely has extensive martial arts training.

And stop bashing her for her appearance. It's chauvinistic and incredibly petty.

Originally posted by Psychotron

3. She's treated as a sex symbol because of her fame when she's really a 6.5/10 and it grinds my gears.

Originally posted by Psychotron

Anyone could do what she did. Those guys go down to a hair whip ffs.

Batman has armor, he won't even feel her girly hits, and with his strength one hit is all he needs.

Yeah cause anyone can beat three men while tied to a chair. And I like how you account everything she did by saying those guys were wimps, it couldn't be that she was just that good as was the intention of the movie.

Also I know it probably doesn't change your opinion of anything but is it really fair that batman gets to wear high caliber body armor which has knives attached to them but Natasha isn't allowed to use anything except fists?

Not that it matters I think Natasha still wins even if he has armor but shouldn't this be Bruce Wayne without his high tech bat armor vs Natasha to make it a true H2H test?