Corrupt a wish

All of the floors are cold stone and there's no air conditioning or heating.

I wish for roast duck.

Granted! Roast Dick it is!

... Nope you said Dick. I heard you.

I wish for Penguins!

Granted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj_5qjiPFmY

Rocket penguins!

I wish for Roast Duck, with a U, not an I. uhuh

'U wish for Roast Duck?' Granted! Thanks for the duck!

I wish for Happy Feet Penguins!

Done, they snark at you with their condescending penguin voices.

I wish to receive a roasted duck, which is delicious, tasty, and also a cooked avian.

Roated Aviator Pilot code named Duck. Here ya go!... Cannible.

I wish ScreamPaste wouldnt wish for such odd things. Roasted Dick. Then he wished for me to have a roasted Duck.. now he wants a roasted Aviator. -shakes head-

Done! The thread is now boring. 🙁

I wish for toothpaste.

Granted. But you have no teeth!

I wish ScreamPaste would get man handled by Dolos!

We're genies, not gods. What you ask for is impossible. 🪩

I wish Scarlet had to wear toe socks for the rest of her life. uhuh

GRANTED! YAY! TOE SOCKS!

My wish was just granted. 😛

Well make another. biscuits

I wish my Toe Socks had My Little Pony on them!

Done! Since the main cast has six characters, your socks have an extra toe each to account for this, making them uncomfortable to wear. Still awesome socks, though.

I wish for a Rainbow Dash poster. mmm

Thats fine. I cut off the extra toe and sew the image into the ankle of the sock. =D

Done! You get Dash from the Incredibles. He is under a Rainbow.

I wish Crazy Christians did exist... You know them. The ones who tell their kids they cant play Pokemon because the Pokemon look liek demons... Yeah. Those.

Granted, but they take all the crazy muslims, taoists, catholics, mormons, jews, hinduists, atheists, wiccans, agnostics, diabolists, satanists, scientologists, and attractive black ladies with them.

I wish for an army of rocket penguins.

o.o Not really a downside, SP.

Granted.... >_>

I wish for bunnies.

They took the attractive black ladies with them, THAT is a downside!

Done! You receive the killer bunny from Monty Python and also Angel Bunny from MLP:FiM.

That's two bunnies, it counts.

I wish for cats.

Thanks....

I wish for a Savorior from ScreamPastes spawned Evil!

Done. Fluttershy scolds the bunnies and takes them home. You no longer have bunnies.

I wish for an infinite supply of pain killers. mmm

o.o The cats are the evil you spawned. but those bunnies were dicks man!

Umm... Done. You OD.

I wish for a magical cure for Stupid.