Corrupt a wish

Granted! The cure is euthanasia, magical euthanasia.

I wish my bed was fixed.

Granted. But Basement Cat stole your Mattress. xD

I wish for... Twix.

That BASTARD.

You receive a Twix, someone ate one of the bars, you receive only half.

I wish for reese's peanut butter cups.

=o Who ate the other one?! q.q

Granted. No consequence!

Now I wish for you to kill the person who ate the other one!!

Done!

The next night I invite you over for dinner, the meal is mashed potatoes and meat with gravy. The meat is a bit stringy, but moist, and tastes like pork. (It isn't.) The gravy is excellent, though.

I wish for THE BATMOBILE.

You get a Micro Machine Batmobile.

I wish for peas to go with my meal of human meat.

Done! They're canned peas.

I wish for a jet.

Yay! Canned Peas are better anyway.

Jet. Fallout 3 drug. Enjoy.

I wish for more banana pudding.

Can't even be mad.

Done! It has the maximum legal food defect action levels, and some of the bits are visible.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! You turn into a fly.

I wish for more chocolate!

Done! I land on it and rub my forelegs together like I have an evil plan. I've probably been standing in something gross, being that I am a fly.

I wish to be human.

Granted. Your the lowest form of human... umm.. your Dolos! =O

I wish for... Lawlz.

Done. You're forced to sit through a bad romcom with one funny moment in it in order to receive a moment of lulz.

I wish for a drinking buddy.

Granted. Its me. We are drinking Apple Juice because I have to drive back home afterwards and being in my profession drinking and driving is bad.

I wish ScreamPaste didnt have to log off for the day.

Done! He returns a little over an hour later to drink moar apple juice and oggle Leeloo.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

YAY!

Granted! You are to Dance with me!

I wish ScreamPaste was a good dancer!

Done!

ScreamPaste becomes a good ballet dancer. He still generally sucks at the sort of dancing one does outside of a studio.

(What? I have to corrupt these!)

I wish to make millions with my new found ballet skills.

Done. You make Millions for your producer and you only get 5%. >=D

I wish it was 11:30pm already!

That's still 50k a year per mill I make my producer, I'd dance for that. haermm

Done! It's 11:30pm already. IN AUSTRALIA. It takes 16 hours for it to be 11:30pm EST. (Not sure of your timezone, so I used mine.)

I wish to spend my thousands of dancing dollars on travelling the world to listen to bands I like live.

Granted. The plane crashs and all your money goes to funeral costs.

I wish for.... Hmmm... this is getting hard. Dont like repeating myself... Oh! I wish this thread would start over!