Corrupt a wish

Pending...

I wish that my job wasnt so boring.

Done!

You're now an iron walker.

I wish for vanilla icecream.

Bird-shit flavored icecream comin up.

I wish for green-mint icecream.

Baby Poo Flavored IceCream!

I wish for Strawberry Ice Cream!

Period flavored ice cream.

I wish for six ducks. 😑

Done! Six Dicks!...

(And thats nasty Dolos)

I wish for actual Ice Cream.

Done!

You receive perfectly normal icecream, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish for more beer. mmm

Well I am Lactose Intolerant -puts on Sweat Pants-

You get beer! Bud Light with Lime!

I wish the Vending machine had Pepsi!

I can't corrupt that wish anymore than it already is. Pepsi is trash.

I wish all people who drank Pepsi were euthanized.

Done!

The world is now filled with fulthy, unworthy Coke drinkers, and they all kill themselves.

I wish NemeBro wasn't such a ******. 131

Granted, I give him a penis.

I wish Fishmen Island ceased existing as an arc.

Done. Anyone who drink Pepsi Products are no longer able to have kids. (Thats what that means right?)

I wish for a Brand New Audi car!

Not gonna corrupt that wish until you do mine. 🙁

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Granted, I give him a penis.

I wish Fishmen Island ceased existing as an arc.

One of the arcs you like takes on all of the elements of Fishmen Island you dislike.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Done. Anyone who drink Pepsi Products are no longer able to have kids. (Thats what that means right?)

I wish for a Brand New Audi car!

Quality assurance was out that day, it has no brakes.

I wish for a motorcycle.

Done! It explodes when you start it!

WISH!?

Granted! But its a stupid one.

I wish for a shoe lace a mile away from me.

Granted!

A toddler chokes on it and the genie rats on you, you're held responsible and go to prison with no hope for parole.

I wish for one hundred kilos of nitrogen rich fertilizer.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted! But its a stupid one.

I wish for a shoe lace a mile away from me.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I wish for one hundred kilos of nitrogen rich fertilizer.

I wish for a cup of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.

Done. A person throws a used Cig upon the pile and it all explodes killing your Family, Friend, and Dolos.

I wish for ScreamPaste to stop killing Dolos.