Corrupt a wish

You are in a Debate with Bill Gates! but its a 'Master Debate' and your the Catcher!

I wish I could run at lightning speeds.

I don't catch. uhuh

Done. Your reaction time, durability, and coordination all remain at their current level.

I wish I could hold my breath forever.

Splat!

SHA-ZAM! You hold your breath forever.. But your still dependant on air and suffocate

I wish I had nicer shoes.

Done! *ClapClap*

The streets outside are filled with dog crap. 🙁

I wish my cat wasn't a food thief.

Done! ALAKA-SWOOSH!

You cat is now an Animal Activist. It doesnt steal your chicken. Just covers it in chicken blood. FIGHT THE POWER!

I wish I had some Animal Blood.

You bastard. >_>

Fine, his cat explodes on you.

I wish to have a lemon.

Hai Aura! -Waves franticlly as a Lemon pops out your ass!-

I wish I had a Husky!

Granted, you have a dead husky.

I wish Valentines day stopped existing.

No.

I wish my Dead Husky was alive!

It is now a zombie husky which hungers for the brains of the living. This makes him of no use for chasing Dolos away. 131

I wish I had a bottle of Tullamore Dew. u_u

Granted. It's just water with that labeled on it by mistake.

I wish for a deck of many things!

You get many 'Things' as in Dongs. Meat Tubes. Peckers. Willies. Wonkas. Snicker Doodles. Noodles. And Strap Ons!... Brought to you by!

SCREAMPASTE!

I wish this world was on fire.

Me too, so uh, done.

*World in flames*

I wish for the flames to consume the human race and all traces of it utterly.

Done! The Flames consume humanity and any trace it was there!... The down side. KMC no longer exists so this thread is gone! /thread

I wish for more Pie.

You receive hair pie.

I wish my cats would both snuggle into me at the same time so I didn't feel guilty.

Done! Your cats are now inside you... in replace to your kidneys.

I wish my pie didnt have hair in it!

Your pie is now shaven, but now it is unwashed. 🙁

I wish for pie that is a pastry.

Your pie is a Pastry of Human hearts!

I wish I could trade Pie with ScreamPaste. o.o That looks tasty. Mmmm Sweet Tasty courage.

ScreamPaste agrees to mutual sharing, on the condition that you take some soap to yours first. uhuh

Hm, heart pie on valentine's day. Awesome.

I wish for a dragon.

DRAGON SHMAGON! Your Dragon terrorizes New York and kills your family and Friends and Dolos.

I wish my Pie was ......... Omg i just got the joke... Hairy Pie.. shaven pie... Wash my pie... Your so nasty ScreamPaste!