Corrupt a wish

crylaugh I'd be lying if I said I was sorry.

Also, ten worth its.

I wish for a NICE dragon.

You get a nice Friendly Dragon.... With Gas. It farts and burns down your house killing your Family, Friends, and Dolos.

I wish for a Nice Friendly Dragon that didnt burp or fart fire and is able to fit in the palm of my hand!

*ClapClap* Done!

It only eats gems, and is very expensive to keep.

I wish for a spiffy Harley.

Done. Its pink with the forbidden love duo from twilight Kissing each other... Thats right. Edward and Jacob!.. You Poof.

I wish to see a video of Edward and Jacob kissing.

I can't, nor would I ever, grant such a crime against nature in good conscience. D=<

I wish I hadn't read your wish! biscuits

Done. your blind and cant even read it.

I wish for a new person who will grant my previous wish!

*ClapClap* Done!

Dolos, c'mere, and with feeling.

I wish I had the patience of Scenario.

Done. but your head explodes.... mostly cause I have no idea what you asked for. =p

I wish I knew what ScreamPaste ment before his tragic exploding head accident.

Scenario is a poster on KMC who went missing a few months ago but could handle 'debating' with people as thick as Quan and Burning Thought without ever feeling the need to rustle their jimmies for wasting his time. mmm

Now you know, but I have to corrupt your wish so:

SWEET DREAMS.

I wish for water.

Granted
Your house fills with water. Its swampy and full of Crocodiles.

I wish for World Domination!

Done!

You achieve world domination through a war which wipes out all of your prospective subjects, leaving you alone and world weary, without even the boozemakers alive to soothe your sorrows until eventually you fall on your own sword as music crescendoes over dramatically!

I wish to be FRIENDS with the crocodiles.

DONE!

Your are the star of the new Sitcom. FRIENDS.. With Crocs!.. and the Friendly part is the real Croc.. you get eatting.

NO WISH?!

I wish for a big booty hoe.

YouTube video

You find a Pirate Treasure. But you are assualted by pirates, left bashed and bloody and you are left with an over sized Garden Hoe.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish..

Okay, ask it. 😄

I wish five pennies.

You recieve five pennies, and grow three extra eyes so that when you die you'll need all five to pay the ferryman.

I wish for 24 ours of undisturbed sleep.

No way brah.

I wish that that chick who works at Club Fitness really does have the hots for me as I suspect.

Originally posted by Dolos
No way brah.

I wish for more epic music to listen to.

Granted.
YouTube video

I wish for the bawlz to get a hoe.