John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Started by Lestov1616 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Still trying to troll I see, Lestov. Do you really think you've made a point by chopping up pieces of various post of mine thereby taking them out of the original context, or do you think by doing that you've just shown what a clown you are?

Just watch Die Hard 5 BEFORE making absolute claims about it, okay?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Then I'm wrong and McClane has feats in DH5 that exceed the nuked fridge. Please list them, since you say I'm wrong.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Said truck chase would have killed McClane. Indy lived.

The one in Indy4? What do you base this on, since this is hardly Indiana's most impressive scene and McClane's survived more deadly chases.

Originally posted by Robtard
The one in Indy4? What do you base this on, since this is hardly Indiana's most impressive scene and McClane's survived more deadly chases.
The truck chase in ROTL, dude. The horseback chase.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
The truck chase in ROTL, dude. The horseback chase.

I don't recall anything that would be beyond McClane's action-hero status to overcome, with the exception of possibly not being able to ride a horse.

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't recall anything that would be beyond McClane's action-hero status to overcome, with the exception of possibly not being able to ride a horse.
Of course you didn't see anything that would be beyond McClane's action-hero status. That goes without saying.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Of course you didn't see anything that would be beyond McClane's action-hero status. That goes without saying.

Instead of trying to troll by being a condescending assclown, you might want to list what you feel is beyond McClane's capabilities in that scene and why. That's how debates [should] work.

Originally posted by Robtard
Instead of trying to troll by being a condescending assclown, you might want to list what you feel is beyond McClane's capabilities in that scene and why. That's how debates [should] work.

Everything involved. You really need me to list them?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Everything involved. You really need me to list them?

At least the major ones.

Cos as it stands, you're essentially saying McClane couldn't drive a truck and smash smaller vehicles off the side of the road, which he clearly can and then some.

Originally posted by Robtard
At least the major ones.

Cos as it stands, you're essentially saying McClane couldn't drive a truck and smash smaller vehicles off the side of the road, which he clearly can and then some.

Is that all you saw in that scene? Indy playing demolition derby?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Is that all you saw in that scene? Indy playing demolition derby?

Are you going to continue to distract around the issue or list what you feel in beyond McClane's abilities in the truck chase scene?

Originally posted by Robtard
Instead of trying to troll by being a condescending assclown, you might want to list what you feel is beyond McClane's capabilities in that scene and why. That's how debates [should] work.
Instead of trying to troll by being a condescending assclown, you might want to list what you feel McClane has done that is beyond Indy's nuked fridge feat and why. That's how debates [should] work. STOP DODGING THIS QUESTION. I've been asking for three pages and you've dodged like a trolling idiot.

EVERYBODY SEE ROB'S BLATANT DODGING HERE

Originally posted by Lestov16
Then I'm wrong and McClane has feats in DH5 that exceed the nuked fridge. Please list them, since you say I'm wrong.
Originally posted by Robtard
When did I claim you were wrong? I asked how you can make absolute statements concerning DH5, when you've not seen it?
Originally posted by Lestov16
If my claim isn't wrong, why are you disputing it?

Indy wins here, since Rob just outright stated that Indy has better feats than McClane. /thread

Originally posted by Robtard
FFS, you're beyond help. I didn't dispute your claim, I asked how can you make absolute claims about DH5 when you've not seen DH? How hard is that to answer.

Make a strawman and then claim victory based on that strawman. Does it make you happy?


😆 You are so pathetic Rob, resorting to moronic stall tactics because you can't concede your loverboy McClane loses something. Shit's sad, dude

why dont you just download and watch die hard 5 instead of carrying on like this? until then you are not qualified to participate.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Instead of trying to troll by being a condescending assclown, you might want to list what you feel McClane has done that is beyond Indy's nuked fridge feat and why. That's how debates [should] work. [b]STOP DODGING THIS QUESTION. I've been asking for three pages and you've dodged like a trolling idiot.

EVERYBODY SEE ROB'S BLATANT DODGING HERE

😆 You are so pathetic Rob, resorting to moronic stall tactics because you can't concede your loverboy McClane loses something. Shit's sad, dude [/B]

Who's dodging? It's certainly not me. I don't fell I have to answer a known troll who admits he's not seen a film, yet makes presumptions about it.

Oh dear me, back to your little fits and tanturms cos you made yourself out to be a biased tool yet again. But I already weighed in who I think wins here; it's a draw, as they both have pros and cons and are both capable heroes, being about equal.

I've also said McClane loses in threads when I feel he does, so there goes that little claim of yours, champ. Try harder next time?

But you go on with your one narrowminded "the fridge, the fridge!" rants😂 Like that alone would determine this match.

PS, watch DH5 BEFORE you make claims of fact on it and embarrassing yourself further.

Originally posted by Robtard
Who's dodging? It's certainly not me. I don't fell I have to answer a known troll who admits he's not seen a film, yet makes presumptions about it.

Oh dear me, back to your little fits and tanturms cos you made yourself out to be a biased tool yet again. But I already weighed in who I think wins here; it's a draw, as they both have pros and cons and are both capable heroes, being about equal.

I've also said McClane loses in threads when I feel he does, so there goes that little claim of yours, champ. Try harder next time?

But you go on with your one narrowminded "the fridge, the fridge!" rants😂 Like that alone would determine this match.

PS, watch DH5 [b]BEFORE you make claims of fact on it and embarrassing yourself further. [/B]

So you aren't going to list any of those beyond-Indy's-best-feat-of-fridging-a-nuke DH5 feats, huh? What a superb way to back your argument. Expert debater at work here, folks 😆

Thinking about it, if they switched places, I think Indy would have a better job of surviving in the life of McClane.

McClane doesn't have the background of having Jones Sr.'s education and archaeology - I think he'd go down in the very first temple we see in "Raiders." He wouldn't know about the "weight" idol, or the booby traps. Jones figured that out through both his connections and his archaeology skills. And how would McClane figure out the three tests at the end of the Last Crusade?

McClane can definitely do the terrorist/rotten cells of government thing... but how would he do against Nazis?

McClane is a Super Cop, and Indy is like a Super Archaeologist with massive weapons training.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you aren't going to list any of those beyond-Indy's-best-feat-of-fridging-a-nuke DH5 feats, huh? What a superb way to back your argument. Expert debater at work here, folks 😆

Reading comprehension fail. Try again; try harder this time.

Besides, what would it matter what I listed, you've not seen DH5 and would just cry out of ignorance, as you have in other threads when DH5 feats were mentioned.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
why dont you just download and watch die hard 5
Can you magically find me this download that hasn't been blocked? I do not understand what could possibly be so hard about just listing the feat in DH5 that outdoes Indy's nuked fridge feat. Can somebody please tell me what this feat is? Robtard seems physically and/or mentally incapable of listing the feat (or maybe he's just dodging, IDK.). Can anyody tell me what McClane endured in DH5 that outranks Indy's fridge feat? DDM? Ninjak? Fat Rambo? Imp? Anyone?

Back to your strawmanning games. You're a predictable and sad troll 😂 When did I say anything about "outdoes Indy's nuked fridge feat"? How you try and derail the thread into a flame war, as typical.

Now McClane has wtf feats of durability himself, but I'd be hard pressed to say "outdoes". Maybe comparable, or coming up to.

I also linked you to an okay camera-copy torrent of DH5 in another thread when you were crying then, so stop pretending like you've not had the chance to watch DH5

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you going to continue to distract around the issue or list what you feel in beyond McClane's abilities in the truck chase scene?
No, answer me first. Your previous statement confirms my post you quoted.

As I said before: The fridge takes the credit against the nuke.
Call us back when Indy tanks a nuclear blast point blank without hiding in one like a little girl.