John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Started by Robtard16 pages

Originally posted by Lestov16
If my claim isn't wrong, why are you disputing it?

Indy wins here, since Rob just outright stated that Indy has better feats than McClane. /thread

FFS, you're beyond help. I didn't dispute your claim, I asked how can you make absolute claims about DH5 when you've not seen DH? How hard is that to answer.

Make a strawman and then claim victory based on that strawman. Does it make you happy?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Then I'm wrong and McClane has feats in DH5 that exceed the nuked fridge. Please list them, since you say I'm wrong.

Still strawmanning it I see. If you're going to put words into my mouth, then claim I'm calling you ignorant, cos that at least is passable.

But do watch a film before making absolute claims of it. Not sure why you have a problem with this.

Fine. I can't. Now does Indy win or not and if not why does McClane win

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indy has better feats in H2H, strength, and durability, and didn't get WTFpwned and BFRed by someone a fraction of his body mass like McClane did. Indy undisputedly wins, and anyone who says different is a butthurt retard.
Word.

McClane wins partly because his feats didnt rely on an appliance taking the damage for him. His DH5 feats (approaching Indy's age in Indy IV) both defensively and offensively knock Indy's into a cocked fedora.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wins partly because his feats didnt rely on an appliance taking the damage for him. His DH5 feats (approaching Indy's age in Indy IV) both defensively and offensively knock Indy's into a cocked fedora.
You sure on the age thing, Champ?

Yeah. And 'approaching' is the word you overlooked in your butthurt skim-through there.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Get real guys.

Its a tie.

McClane fell through construction tubes around (I guess) 30 stories down the side of a building. Landed and shook it off like the common cold, and afterwards mocked his spy son whilst he tore a bolt from his body.
Who in turn shook it off.

The McClanes are freakin mutants along with Indy.

You two really need to watch DH5. Do it for your good pal Ninjak.
Have a few beers beforehand and if you're incredibly biased against McClane (as I know you are) get your girl to blow you during it to relieve yourselves of any preconceived notion that McClane doesn't rock.
Because personally in my experience these two are equals and you guys need to see that.

It's a freakin tie!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah. And 'approaching' is the word you overlooked in your butthurt skim-through there.
Lol, you calling me butthurt. That's cute.

I dont think you;re right on the age thing, I'll yahoo it later.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wins partly because his feats didnt rely on an appliance taking the damage for him. His DH5 feats (approaching Indy's age in Indy IV) both defensively and offensively knock Indy's into a cocked fedora.
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
You sure on the age thing, Champ?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, you calling me butthurt. That's cute.

I dont think you;re right on the age thing, I'll yahoo it later.

Cute...and 100% accurate.

Here lets instead do some basic math:

McClane was born in 1955 and was on the NYPD for 11 years at (having joined up at 22) the time of 1988's Die Hard. (Making him 33 at the the time of the movie.)
(1999=44, 2010=55+3 to make it 2013)

I estimate him to be 58/59 depending on when when in the year DH 5 is set.. (his birthday is march 5th)

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Indiana Jones: Born 1899...
Indy IV: 1957. He is 58/59 there.

58-59 Vs 58-59.

Therefore again I am in fact right.
(Unless you want current Indy in there against McClane.. at the age of 114...)

Originally posted by Robtard
When did I claim you were wrong?
Indy wins, as Robtard conceded here

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indy wins, as Robtard conceded here

/derp

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Cute...and 100% accurate.

Here lets instead do some basic math:

McClane was born in 1955 and was on the NYPD for 11 years at (having joined up at 22) the time of 1988's Die Hard. (Making him 33 at the the time of the movie.)
(1999=44, 2010=55+3 to make it 2013)

I estimate him to be 58/59 depending on when when in the year DH 5 is set.. (his birthday is march 5th)

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Indiana Jones: Born 1899...
Indy IV: 1957. He is 58/59 there.

58-59 Vs 58-59.

Therefore again I am in fact right.
(Unless you want current Indy in there against McClane.. at the age of 114...)

You're an idiot, I said I don't THINK you are right.

Also, you have a habit of using the weakest version of the character you are arguing against, and the strongest version of the character you are arguing for. Who's the gimper now? You are, Champ.

Fact is, Indy is a better H2H combatant than Mac is. You can choose to accept this or ignore this, but the fact remains.

WTF You're talking out of your arse on all fronts here again.

You were the one sarcastically and angrily calling me "Champ"
and now your shitting your knickers and calling me and idiot after I've just provided evidence cleanly with no insult.

You therefore are the idiot, letting your butthurt show again.

Nope Indys not.
He was less adaptive than Mcclane in youth, and is worse in old age. McClane wins, and theres nothing Indy can do to DH 5 McClane with his durability and one shot power.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
WTF You're talking out of your arse on all fronts here again.

You were the one sarcastically and angrily calling me "Champ"
and now your shitting your knickers and calling me and idiot after I've just provided evidence cleanly with no insult.

You therefore are the idiot, letting your butthurt show again.

Nope Indys not.
He was less adaptive than Mcclane in youth, and is worse in old age. McClane wins, and theres nothing Indy can do to DH 5 McClane with his durability and one shot power.

You're such a girlie-man. Your typical comeback: "No, you are."

And yes, Indy is a better H2H combatant. AND he doesn't lose to girls.

Well by your own apparent standard, better that than the 'girly girl' that you are.

Yeah he did. Marion whipped him in Raiders. Shot unanswered.
She then had to put him back together after the truck chase.
Then years later she messed Indy up even further by spawning Mutt, then pussywhipped him into being an old lady in IV.
Complete Victory: Marion.
Willie Scott also slapped the shit out of him in TOD.
McClane beat and killed Ninja Chick and outfeated Jones in DH5.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well by your own apparent standard, better that than the 'girly girl' that you are.

Yeah he did. Marion whipped him in Raiders. Shot unanswered.
She then had to put him back together after the truck chase.
Then years later she messed Indy up even further by spawning Mutt, then pussywhipped him into being an old lady in IV.
Complete Victory: Marion.
Willie Scott also slapped the shit out of him in TOD.
McClane beat and killed Ninja Chick and outfeated Jones in DH5.

"girly girl" 😂 What are you? A pre-schooler?

LOL You are such a dumbass. None of those even remotely compare to the utter anal rapage Lihn bestowed onto McClane. He beat and killed Ninja Chick by being forced to resort to a truck because he was too weak to take her in H2H. And Rob conceded that none of the DH5 feats outdo Indy

Originally posted by Lestov16
Then I'm wrong and McClane has feats in DH5 that exceed the nuked fridge. Please list them, since you say I'm wrong.
Originally posted by Robtard
When did I claim you were wrong?
Originally posted by Lestov16
If my claim isn't wrong, why are you disputing it?
Originally posted by Robtard
I didn't dispute your claim

So just stop the bullshit, Saddie. Indy pwns here. Stop being butthurt that McLame loses here. You're just embarrassing yourself, dumbass 😆

Still trying to troll I see, Lestov. Do you really think you've made a point by chopping up pieces of various post of mine thereby taking them out of the original context, or do you think by doing that you've just shown what a clown you are?

Just watch Die Hard 5 BEFORE making absolute claims about it, okay?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well by your own apparent standard, better that than the 'girly girl' that you are.

Yeah he did. Marion whipped him in Raiders. Shot unanswered.
She then had to put him back together after the truck chase.
Then years later she messed Indy up even further by spawning Mutt, then pussywhipped him into being an old lady in IV.
Complete Victory: Marion.
Willie Scott also slapped the shit out of him in TOD.
McClane beat and killed Ninja Chick and outfeated Jones in DH5.

I gotcha. "No you," yet again.

Lol, he didn't hit her back, that means he lost? You're reaching.

Said truck chase would have killed McClane. Indy lived.

Point.

Nah, he was still hard as a coffin nail in IV, the movie just sucked.

Nope. Indy was still standing, while Ninja chick floored Mac. Pwned.

Yeah, Willie slapped him, but he tanked it and shagged her.

Indy= Victory.