The Official Tier List of Comic Book Ranks For Non-Comic Characters

Started by XanatosForever55 pages

The Scenario is a persona adopted by our resident fellow forum-goer. As we know nothing to the man behind the username, it counts as fiction. 😛

I vote for Genie to be demoted to the Trans or Skyfather tier, and for Q to be promoted to Cube Being.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Since when is Scenario a fictional non-comic character?
IRL Jackie Chan is on the list, you don't have to be fictional.

Shouldn't Jackie be low street then?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The Scenario is a persona adopted by our resident fellow forum-goer. As we know nothing to the man behind the username, it counts as fiction. 😛

mmm

What's his main super e-power?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
IRL Jackie Chan is on the list, you don't have to be fictional.

I thought it was Jackie Chan from the cartoon. If RL 'characters' are allowed...

Chuck Norris for ASBOST.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Shouldn't Jackie be low street then?
With a damage soak like his? Never.
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
mmm

What's his main super e-power?

I thought it was Jackie Chan from the cartoon. If RL 'characters' are allowed...

Chuck Norris for ASBOST.

Both Jackies are on the list, JCA is just higher than IRL Jackie.

Scenario's superpower is the Mighty .Gif

What damage soak does RL Chan have? He'd get wrecked by nearly everyone in the mid street category.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What damage soak does RL Chan have? He'd get wrecked by nearly everyone in the mid street category.

Have you never seen a JC movie? He gets rocked almost the whole time. With no stunt double!!!!

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What damage soak does RL Chan have? He'd get wrecked by nearly everyone in the mid street category.
Jackie Chan's been doing his own stunts, breaking his own bones and getting generally ****ed up for decades (and still finishing said movies, mind you) and is still competent at martial arts and physically fit while well past his physical prime. He's done scenes that require him to narrowly avoid an actual spinning sawblade while fighting people, for reasons I can't comprehend. His balls alone get him to mid street. haermm

Originally posted by juggerman
Have you never seen a JC movie? He gets rocked almost the whole time. With no stunt double!!!!

I love JC, one of my heroes along with Jason David Frank, and I appreciate all the hard work he's done in films and one of the few who believe he would whoop the shit out of Bruce Lee. That being said he'd lose horribly to Xin, Star Fox characters, Sly Cooper, John Marston, etc. That's my opinion unless we're talking about a composite of his movie character feats.

Bruce lee? Not on jackie's life.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
With a damage soak like his? Never.
Ser Gregor Clegane would literally use his skull as a stress ball.

For comparison, there is literally not a single attribute Jackie Chan even matches, let alone exceeds The Mountain in, except maybe speed, and probably h2h combat ability.

Strength, armed combat, durability, equipment? The Mountain wins all.

They fight in a hardware store, what now? uhuh

Gregor hits him in the head with one of the shelves.

Ser Gregor finds a horse, brings it to the hardware store, and decapitates it with a handsaw. The bloodspray will blind Jackie and thus negate his speed.

Take Chan's fight with Nathan Jones, and increase all of Jones' attributes by around 10%, apart from giving him thick steel armor, a big ass horse decapitating sword which takes 3 or 4 men to just lift up.

In a nutshell, that is Chan vs The Mountain.

Cabadath for Low Meta.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Ser Gregor finds a horse, brings it to the hardware store, and decapitates it with a handsaw. The bloodspray will blind Jackie and thus negate his speed.

You're a fool if you believe Jackie needs eyes to kick his ass.

Do we want to put many Street tiers on this? Was going to suggest Elliot Spencer and Jason Borne, but that would open the doors to ever single street character and we all know thats a near endless list..

It's a near enldless list for every category since this includes fiction across multiple mediums.

True, though every single fiction that has anything at and above a fictitious Peak human will have lots to add to Street tier.