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Originally posted by abhilegend
So I did hurt your feelings. Aww, poor you.
That poor, poor joke. You've blindly repeated it so many times that you've killed it. rip
Still, I thank you for the support, good Abhil.
In truth- I could use a hug after reading your attempts at satire.
You're a good friend.
...but you are still no Superman Fan.
An insecure poser, yes.
You seem to like Superman's power set.
But an actual fan?
No. You spit right in the face of your very own preferred archetype.
Simply put old chap:
Superman would boot you right the Hell out of his Fan Club.
Sad, but true. Your conduct is not befitting a fan of this character's stature.
I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your decoder ring.
Now please report to the ass-hat counter. We need to get you re-branded. Pronto.
I'm thinking your more "Purple Man" material...