Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Started by quanchi112260 pages

Originally posted by playa1258
ROTJ is way overrated. The Ewoks trashed that film for me.
Solid film and they didn't ruin it at all.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Would you two wangs just get a phucking room already? Every thread is just page after page of babbling like 4 year olds.
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Uh huh. Well, it would be nice to be able to go into a thread and have an actual conversation, instead of everything being buried under you and Quan trying to hide your sexual tension with childish insults.

i agree, quan ruins every thread that he touches 👆

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Lol. Okay...

I didn't hate the Ewoks for their cuteness. I hated them for HOW they took down the Imperial forces...it was just shit. Really undermined the Rebellion. Might as well just recruit a planet full of Ewoks 'cause clearly they're more efficient than normal soldiers....

The rest of ROTJ was great though.

The imperial forces were always a joke in the ot. Abrams will make the first order more formidable IMO.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The imperial forces were always a joke in the ot. Abrams will make the first order more formidable IMO.
At least they usually took blasters to take out instead of rocks and bows and arrows....

I doubt the First Order are going to be 90% accurate with their blasters either...

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
At least they usually took blasters to take out instead of rocks and bows and arrows....

I doubt the First Order are going to be 90% accurate with their blasters either...

They don't have to be that accurate but the imperial forces were the ewoks bitches. They sucked.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Lol. Okay...

I didn't hate the Ewoks for their cuteness. I hated them for HOW they took down the Imperial forces...it was just shit. Really undermined the Rebellion. Might as well just recruit a planet full of Ewoks 'cause clearly they're more efficient than normal soldiers....

The rest of ROTJ was great though.

Lucas originally had that final battle on Kashyyyk with an army of Wookies assisting the Rebels. But wanted to make it more kid-friendly, so we got hairy stone-age midgets.

What could have been.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lucas originally had that final battle on Kashyyyk with an army of Wookies assisting the Rebels. But wanted to make it more kid-friendly, so we got hairy stone-age midgets.

What could have been.

Yah. As I said it would have made WAY more sense for Wookies to be in ROTJ...

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Yah. As I said it would have made WAY more sense for Wookies to be in ROTJ...
At least we saw them briefly in action in Rots before they were mowed down.

Originally posted by playa1258
I can't stand shit aimed at kids.

pr1983

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Lol. Okay...

I didn't hate the Ewoks for their cuteness. I hated them for HOW they took down the Imperial forces...it was just shit. Really undermined the Rebellion. Might as well just recruit a planet full of Ewoks 'cause clearly they're more efficient than normal soldiers....

The rest of ROTJ was great though.

To be fair, they wouldn't have won without the rebels helping them.

The Ewoks were taking down highly advanced warmachines with logs and stones, they're like a force of nature.

Originally posted by Robtard
The Ewoks were taking down highly advanced warmachines with logs and stones, they're like a force of nature.

I only recall them managing to take down two AT-STs. Sure, stormtrooper armour isn't great, but even modern body armour would have trouble with arrows.

I'm not going to say it made complete sense, but I'd also say that the ewoks being said to be completely trouncing the empire is pushing it too.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I only recall them managing to take down two AT-STs. Sure, stormtrooper armour isn't great, but even modern body armour would have trouble with arrows.

I'm not going to say it made complete sense, but I'd also say that the ewoks being said to be completely trouncing the empire is pushing it too.

1) ONLY 2? That's 2 too many.
2) Kevlar would easily stop what the Ewoks were using. They were also physically dominating the Imperial soldiers in melee combat....it was a sad showing.
3)Nah, it's about right. The Ewoks dismantled the Empire. No hype 😉

Those arrows would have very little force behind them considering their size and how far they were being drawn back.

But that was a children's scene, meant to cater to children. So we're nitpicking.

Originally posted by Robtard
But that was a children's scene, meant to cater to children. So we're nitpicking.
You can't call it nitpicking when the franchise was such a hit to young adults and all other ages. If I wanted a children's movie, I'd watch one. And that's the point. The Ewoks bring down an otherwise stellar movie. ROTJ would be my favorite of the OT had it not been for the Ewoks.

Overall agree and like I said, it's my least favorite of the OT now, but favorite as a kid, because of the Ewoks.

The modern US Army would beat the Ewoks easily.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
1) ONLY 2? That's 2 too many.
2) Kevlar would easily stop what the Ewoks were using. They were also physically dominating the Imperial soldiers in melee combat....it was a sad showing.
3)Nah, it's about right. The Ewoks dismantled the Empire. No hype 😉

Having the ewoks get utterly annihilated every time they were on scene would have been stupid too. So I think two is a fine number.

Kevlar is designed to stop bullets more than blades. Even if you account for the weakness of the Ewoks (which, to be fair, can't be that bad considering how they must hunt), I still don't think it's outside the realm of possibility.

Like I said, I don't think it's completely out of the question that some ewoks could take down some troopers. I just think going to either extreme is silly.

There's no ****ing excuse for the clubs and sticks though.

Originally posted by playa1258
The modern US Army would beat the Ewoks easily.

nopety nope, not true.

ewoks beat predator, and pred >> US army

Ewoks would probably beat Palpatine (at his absolute best) himself.

Yeah OK.