Captain America: Civil War

Started by StiltmanFTW149 pages

Honestly, the movie was great, buuuut...

... I expected more. Something was not right.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Um, I dunno about that.

Despite defeating BvS in pre-ticket sales; Civil War is actually doing WORSE than BvS so far.

BvS made $80 million during it's Friday, whereas Civil War only netted $75 million on Friday.

Still, Marvel movies are usually not as front-loaded as DC movies and this movie will probably go on to earn more when it's all said and done.
We shall see. As I said I'd be surprised if it doesn't ultimately make $1 billion.

CW will have a better Saturday and Sunday than BVS.

Originally posted by Zack M
CW will have a better Saturday and Sunday than BVS.

Hacked account, lol.

Originally posted by marwash22
no you're not. there's a 2 viewing a week limit.

who says 😠 😠 😠 😠

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
who says 😠 😠 😠 😠

Marwash is allowed to leave his mom's basement only two times a week.

If he behaves.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
who says 😠 😠 😠 😠
Warner Bros.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Marwash is allowed to leave his mom's basement only two times a week.

If he behaves.

I'm allowed to leave 4 times a week, and 3 of those times are to teabag your grandparents.

you don't know my life.

My grandparents are all dead.

Aside from my grandma, who would bite your balls off.

yeah, i know. i have to dig them up every time, then bury them again. It's a real pain in the ass and my dry cleaning expenses are crazy.

She tries, but i remove her dentures ahead of time. I'm not an amateur. 😬

Best Superhero Movie ever

Originally posted by marwash22
yeah, i know. i have to dig them up every time, then bury them again. It's a real pain in the ass and my dry cleaning expenses are crazy.

😂

Knew you'd reply with that.

Originally posted by marwash22
She tries, but i remove her dentures ahead of time. I'm not an amateur. 😬

She has Hulk-level strength, she can bite adamantium off even without her teeth...

But you like her so much, take her, take her 200 miles away from me.

Great film. Probably Marvel's second best after Avengers. And yes, I enjoyed Spider-man. He's certainly not the best part though.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Pretty dumb complaint TBH. reaching much.

Lets also complain at to the type of shoes Cap was wearing. I dont think they matched his outfit.

Oh I know , how about who was filming that footage during the destruction montage? (easy to answer, but it might perplex you for some reason)

So no reasonable explanation as to why the film exists?

Let me ask you a question.

Why would bucky shoot out a camera while under mind control?

Spoiler:
This film was what the villain was searching for the entire film to split cap and stark up

So it's a an important complaint... one the writers could have easily written better

Originally posted by Mindset
Nothing changed?

Did you see a different Civil War?

Originally posted by Inhuman
Nothing happened?
Spoiler:
Zemo won in the end. He achieved what he wanted.
Bucky is out of the picture. Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, Anyman were all prisoners that were broken out by Cap. They are fugitives from the law.
Vision is confused about him having feelings and feeling like shit for almost killing War Machine. Tony cant trust Widow.
The whole team trust and dynamic is gone.
A lot happened in this movie.

Yes lots of things happened in the movie that's not what I mean though you've completely misinterpreted.
The central conflict of government regulation between Tony and Steve went unresolved, they disagreed in the beginning fought about it and then continued to disagree until the credits rolled. Nothing changed in the end, nothing was achieved or evolved or developed other than black panther.

Imagine if this was a standalone movie and there wasn't going to be anything after this. It would make absolutely no fuking sense how it ends. It feels like an incomplete movie. Honestly, It's just a kickass episode of television, not a standalone movie. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing because the next installment will continue this story.

Btw outside of Spider-Man I have to say Black Panther might've been the most satisfying character. They handled him beautifully and absolutely nailed his character arc

Spoiler:
in the end when he learns calm and realizes vengeance isn't the answer is wonderful

Black Panther was great. I was blown away by him and can't wait for his solo film.

Originally posted by Firefly218
Yes lots of things happened in the movie that's not what I mean though you've completely misinterpreted.
The central conflict of government regulation between Tony and Steve went unresolved, they disagreed in the beginning fought about it and then continued to disagree until the credits rolled. Nothing changed in the end, nothing was achieved or evolved or developed other than black panther.

Imagine if this was a standalone movie and there wasn't going to be anything after this. It would make absolutely no fuking sense how it ends. It feels like an incomplete movie. Honestly, It's just a kickass episode of television, not a standalone movie. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing because the next installment will continue this story.

I'm not sure what you want, for everyone to magically agree with each other and ride off into the sunset?

Yep Black Panther and Spider-Man stole this movie. And that's saying something because the conflict between Cap and IM was done really well.

Can't wait for both the Black Panther and Spider-Man solo films.

I'd say Wanda impressed my more than Spiderman though I am admittedly salty that he had to be a side character and

Spoiler:
job to Captain America in their fight
. Black Panther was awesome which made it all worth it.

Also anyone find it odd how the Avengers are regarded as enhanced individuals even though only two of the Avengers proper actually have superpowers: Vision being a unique case.

Originally posted by Mindset
I'm not sure what you want, for everyone to magically agree with each other and ride off into the sunset?
No but it would've been nice had the movie been a little more self-contained and less like an episode of a series. Absolitely nothing progresses or changes for the characters throughout the movie and that feels a bit weird. Not weird enough to dislike the movie, but it's just an abstract feeling I got at the end like it didn't actually end and wasn't a full experience. Sort of similar to empire strikes back and the second lord of the rings. Oh and good job your sarcasm skills are improving!

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Also anyone find it odd how the Avengers are regarded as enhanced individuals even though only two of the Avengers proper actually have superpowers: Vision being a unique case.
i thought about that for a second, and i half expected a witty response from someone, but then i just went with it because it's not like any of them are normal people, even sans superpowers. Black Widow could walk into any room in the world and kill everyone in the joint... i think, in a sense, that qualifies her as being "enhanced"