Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Dear Galactic Republic,We hope this finds you well. While we understand that it is our sworn duty to defend and protect you from the Sith and all threats to a peaceful life in the galaxy, we are far too busy making soup and meditating to actually do anything. Our best wishes,
the Holy Order of the Jedi Knights
P.S. Good luck.
P.P.S. Please keep feeding us and sending recruits.
jedi serving and working in soup kitches under Zao providing soup to displaced refugees would be an improvement over serving as generals.
if anakin pong krell bariss offee and quinlan vos worked in soup kitchens serving soup to the republic poor and refugees would they have been exposed to the temptation of the dark side the way being in battle and war and killing millions of separatists did?
if you are familiar with darth plagueis plageuis and sidious attempted to re-balance the force in favor the dark side.
jedi under zao would attempt to restore the balance in favor the light side. so they are protecting the galaxy from the sith, by reducing the influence of the dark side balanced light side.
Originally posted by redpill
jedi serving and working in soup kitches under Zao providing soup to displaced refugees would be an improvement over serving as generals.if anakin pong krell bariss offee and quinlan vos worked in soup kitchens serving soup to the republic poor and refugees would they have been exposed to the temptation of the dark side the way being in battle and war and killing millions of separatists did?.
Originally posted by DarthAnt66
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Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Dear Galactic Republic,We hope this finds you well. While we understand that it is our sworn duty to defend and protect you from the Sith and all threats to a peaceful life in the galaxy, we are far too busy making soup and meditating to actually do anything. Our best wishes,
the Holy Order of the Jedi Knights
P.S. Good luck.
P.P.S. Please keep feeding us and sending recruits.
i think this is hilarious but this is exactly the path that ultra-orthodox jews do in israel.
they pray and study torah and they believe their prayers will protect israel from attack. israel gives them military exemption and pays for them.
catholic and buddhist monks also had similar path as did gurus of india.
if zao convinces 10, 000 jedi to focus solely on the light side it might weaken the sith by diminishing the dark side
Originally posted by quanchi112
Why would you want every new poster who doesn't agree with you banned ? You might as well just argue on Facebook because no one will care to disagree.
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Well starters, he isn't new. Second, I don't care about his opinions on anything, least of all Star Wars. Fact is, the constant political and religious nature of this thread is making me ask questions, like "Why does it even exist?" "Why do threads about Star Wars movies get axed in minutes but threads about Jesus-Power are allowed to continue?"
at the end of the day, the "wisest" jedi Yoda made decisions that allowed Palpatine to completely destroy the jedi order.
the wise yoda was the grand master when the jedi order was completely and totally destroyed under his watch. and the jedi were destroyed as the direct result of the decisions yoda and the council made.
if yoda was the project manager on donald trump's apprentice what would donald trump say about yoda the project manager of the jedi order?
youre fired!
Originally posted by Aurbere
My face when redpill posts
Originally posted by Beniboybling
Consider that 1. Yoda is wiser than Zao in all other respects 2. Zao for all his wisdom did nothing whereas Yoda ultimately played an integral part in saving the galaxy, I would disagree.
Yoda's "wisdom" resulted in the total destruction of the jedi order
if yoda were CEO and jedi order were a company, would you buy stock in that company based on yoda's wisdom ?
Originally posted by quanchi112
You are correct that under Yoda's watch the Jedi order crashed and burned.
so how does that make Yoda the wisest? isn't that evidence yoda is not wise?
zao was a pacifist and when order 66 came around the clone troopers did not recognize zao was ever a jedi.
yoda was in their crosshair