This may be slightly offensive so it is spoilered.
Spoiler:
There was a man flying his plane over the jungle when suddenly his engine dies and he makes an emergency landing. Now in the middle of the jungle he is surrounded by an african tribe that has never seen a white man before. The tribe not knowing what to do with this man takes him to the chief. The chief looks at the man up and down. Because the chief and the tribe have never seen a white man before the label him as a demon sent to them as a curse. The chief gives the man two options: death or budda budda. The white man thinks well anything is better than death, but just be safe he asks, "What is budda budda?" The chief replies, "You must be raped by every man in the tribe." The white man says, "No way am I doing that. I chose death." To this the chief replies, "Okay. Death by budda budda"
This is gross!
Anyone who doesn't want to hear a vile joke, skip my post.
One day a little girl was walking through the park and she came across a naked man lying on the bench reading a paper. He quickly covered himself with the paper and waited. The little girl almost walked past like he had hoped, but she stopped and asked him, "What's under the paper mister?" He replied, "My birdie, now go away!" The little girl left and he fell asleep. He woke up two days later in the ER and he asked the doctors what happened. They said they didn't know, but he could ask the little girl that was in the waiting room. They brought the girl to him and he asked her what happened. She replied, "I wanted to play with the birdie, so I pet the birdie, kissed the birdie, stroked the birdie, and rubbed the birdie, then the birdie spit in my eye, so I bit the birdie's head off, squashed the birdie's eggs, and burned the birdie's nest.
OUCH!
Random Jokes
How many existentialists does it take
to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to
screw it in and one to observe how the
light bulb itself symbolizes a single
incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless
absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos
of nothingness.
hehe...
Cmon guys post up!!!
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her
cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes
shut and its legs in the air.
She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on
seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy".
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like
that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the
tears.
At a loss for something to say the father
replied, "Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up
in the air so that it will be easier for God to
float down from heaven above and grab a leg and
lift Tiddles up to heaven".
Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles death
quite well.
However, two days later when her father came
home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and
said: "Mommy almost died this morning".
Fearing something terrible had happened, the
father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you
mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for
work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor
with her legs in the air and she was shouting,
'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it
hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she
would definitely have gone, Daddy".
the clintons go to a ball game and there sitting in the nose bleed section. a row behind them sits the cia agents. 2 minutes before the game starts the umpire whispers into bill clintons ear. he thinks for a minute and grabs his wife throws her off her seat and she dies on impact. clinton sits back down and the umpire returns saying mr president you misunderstood i said it was time to THROW THE FIRST PITCH!
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel
nope. 6.
[b]Finished Files are the
result oF years oF scientiFic
study combined with the
experience oF years.The brain cannot process the word "OF". Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal. [/B]
Woah...I counted five 😛
Those are some awesome jokes, you guys 😂 Keep them coming!