Fortunately/Unfortunately

Started by Alias Neo29 pages

unfortunatly your plastic and break easily

fortunately being plastic you can be glued back together.

unfortunately if really strong glue is used you just melt into a heap of liquid plastic

fortunately it's ganna rain today

unfortunately that has no affect on the melting abilities of the Glue

fortunatly you can get new tired hiker star wars action figures at any participating Toys R Us stores.

unfortunately it's not a store near you

fortunatly you can order one online and have it shiped to you.

unfortunately it costs too much for your poor ass (i'm just kidding! 😄)

fortunately i'm a very apt thief. (and i really am a poor ass)

Unfortunatly it is hard to steal from an online store.

fortunatly its not hard to get credit card #'s that are not mine.

unfortunately they always have a warning sign to look out for you

Fortunatly Kine works at a bank and has access to the computers that controls everyones money.

unfortunately i am the computers (mwahahaha)

fortunately i can fix you when you break

unfortunately i'm not broken (yet) 😉

fortunately when you got the extended warranty so when you do break it will be free to you, when its time for fixin'

unfortantley the warrenty cost $10,000,000!!!

fortunately it was engraved in gold and encrusted with diamonds