Spider-man and The Jedi Order

Started by Robtard39 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well yeah, I know. Spidey weighs maybe 160. Point?

He also has the ability to push back or resist against the Force suppressing him with a power that is at least equal in stopping a speeding/out of control train.

I don't think any Force user in the movies has ever lifted or manipulated anything comparable.

Edit: Just saw Bardock responded first with his point.

Originally posted by Bardock42
His strength is immense. So he could likely make problems for the Jedi. Especially since we haven't see any of them force hold anyone, certainly no one on par in strength with spiderman.
Dude, you are making a helluva claim, a wild assumption.

I already proved you wrong. In ROTJ, as Luke enters Jabba's palace, he force chokes two Gamorrean guards with a simple wave of his hand. It is doen as if he were swatting a fly. And remember Vader in ANH, force choking that guy? Same gesture, except Vader held him for a while.

Point is, if physical strength were a factor, why were the Gamorrean guards, MUCH stronger than humans, so easily choked?

Only the force can counter the force, and spidey has no force.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, you are making a helluva claim, a wild assumption.

Ironic.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I already proved you wrong. In ROTJ, as Luke enters Jabba's palace, he force chokes two Gamorrean guards with a simple wave of his hand. It is doen as if he were swatting a fly. And remember Vader in ANH, force choking that guy? Same gesture, except Vader held him for a while.

Point is, if physical strength were a factor, why were the Gamorrean guards, MUCH stronger than humans, so easily choked?

Cause Luke is incredibly powerful? And Gamorreans have nothing on Spider - Man, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Only the force can counter the force, and spidey has no force.

That's not true and there is no source in the movies or the EU to support it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Forum rules. Learn them. Live them. Love them.

Impediment already ***** slapped you for trying to give Spidey force powers, it's against forum rules.

I saw the minimal force powers thing in your initial post, but I figured you were intelligent enough to see Imp's post and that you were now NOT giving Spidey force powers.

Looks like I was wrong and that you have the IQ of Forrest Gump's left nut.

Nice try though.

And yet the intellectually challenged persists...

My previous post shows to everyone but you that you tried to be a smartass but turned out to be a fool.

Please stop embarrasing yourself.

*sighs*

Originally posted by Placidity
And yet the intellectually challenged persists...

My previous post shows to everyone but you that you tried to be a smartass but turned out to be a fool.

Please stop embarrasing yourself.

You broke forum rules and got spanked, and now you feel like whining about it, INDO STORY haermm

Don't cry to me cuz Impediment had to put you in your place.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You broke forum rules and got spanked, and now you feel like whining about it, INDO STORY haermm

Don't cry to me cuz Impediment had to put you in your place.

My post shows you're an idiot and you know it. Stop trying to divert the focus to how I "got spanked". I didn't get "spanked" by any body. Imped suggested to keep it canon, and so I've left it at that. If this topic was against the rules, it would've been closed.

INDO STORY haermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ironic.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.

Cause Luke is incredibly powerful? And Gamorreans have nothing on Spider - Man, dude.
Jeez, right over your head.

Yes, Luke is incredibly powerful, but even he could not resist the Emperor's force lightning, not even with the force at his disposal. To think a being such as Spider man, strong as he is physically, can do so, it the epitome of stupidity.

That's not true and there is no source in the movies or the EU to support it.
Explain to me why, after thousands of SW debates with hundreds of people over the years, after countless articles and books, after the movies, after umpteen George Lucas interviews has anyone ever implied that physical strength can counter the force? Have you ever seen someone say "Hey, if someone if physically stronger than another person, they can counter the force?" Do you even begin to fathom now silly that sounds?

The force is, and I quote, "An energy field created by all living things." and ""The Force surrounds us… and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Yoda emphasized his point by poking his stick at Luke.

Originally posted by Placidity
My post shows you're an idiot and you know it. Stop trying to divert the focus to how I "got spanked". I didn't get "spanked" by any body. Imped suggested to keep it canon, and so I've left it at that. If this topic was against the rules, it would've been closed.

INDO STORY haermm

Well if he suggested it be kept canon, why did you again suggest that spidey can counter with force push? Hmm?

Come on, give us a straight answer. No more of the "intellectually challenged" bullshit. I know you wont, I know you will respond back with some crap to try and save face, but hey, I gotta benefit of the doubt.

Straight question, no bullshit...."How does your post make me look like an idiot?" Yeah, thats a direct challenge. You gonna rise and accept it, or you gonna continue your "You're a poopy head idiot" rant?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What part of "The dark side clouds everything" do you not understand? Plus Mace had just beaten the Sith LORD, he was having a moral dilemma in his head whether or not to kill Sidious, remember?

And Anakin was the chosen one, slim. Prolly Windu and Yoda were better than he, Kenobi close but not quite there. Kenobi went toe to toe with Anakin on Mustafar because he knew all of Anakin's moves, or most of them anyway.

****, I like that word haermm...No hard feelings, dude.

Again, "The dark side clouds everything." The dark side affected the Jedi in such a fashion that everything was unclear.

But spidey has no such powers. Oh. Yeah.......

So we are talking about how are guessing the battle would go then? OK.....Grievous advances oon spidey with two lightsabers and two blasters blazing. spidey does your chunks of concrete thingie. Grievous sees what spidey is doing, springs forward and makes a spidey-ka-bob.....

crylaugh You really are just a simple little man crylaugh

Yeah so Spidey isnt gonna be clouded is he then, not being affected by such things....?

Anakin's midicholorean count was higher than even Yoda.

The Sith Lord you say he had just beat arguably let him win anyways.
(To provoke Anakin's decisive intervention. Proof, Sidious having him at point blank, then backing off allowing Anakin more time to arrive.)
But basically In a dilemma or not, precognition should have worked.

Despite being smashed to pieces already...? I cant see it, myself.
And what if Spidey has a blaster...? lolz

Originally posted by Robtard
He also has the ability to push back or resist against the Force suppressing him with a power that is at least equal in stopping a speeding/out of control train.

I don't think any Force user in the movies has ever lifted or manipulated anything comparable.

OR taken the kind of punishment that Sandman delivered to Spidey in 3.

Show me a Jedi who'd survive that beating at the construction site, and I'll shown you a Parallel universe where RJ knows what he is on about. 😉

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah so Spidey isnt gonna be clouded is he then, not being affected by such things....?
......I meant the dark side clouded the Jedi and their ability to see things. 😕

Anakin's midicholorean count was higher than even Yoda.
Common knowledge.....and?

The Sith Lord you say he had just beat arguably let him win anyways.
(To provoke Anakin's decisive intervention. Proof, Sidious having him at point blank, then backing off allowing Anakin more time to arrive.)
But basically In a dilemma or not, precognition should have worked.
So you are one of those people who think Sidious LET Windu win? Sorry about that.

Despite being smashed to pieces already...? I cant see it, myself.
And what if Spidey has a blaster...? lolz
Grievous is agile as hell, not as agile as spidey, but dude, he can like cling to walls and shit and hop around like a ninja on crack..

A blaster? Well, a blaster wouldnt help him a bit, if anything, it would hurt him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, you are making a helluva claim, a wild assumption.

...and spidey has no force.

Another assumption. In a SW universe he might have Midicholoreans.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
OR taken the kind of punishment that Sandman delivered to Spidey in 3.

Show me a Jedi who'd survive that beating at the construction site, and I'll shown you a Parallel universe where RJ knows what he is on about. 😉

So NOW this has evolved into who can take more of a beating?

Well, I guess if thats the case, Rocky and Marv would pwn the entire SW universe, not to mention every character from every movie ever. 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
......I meant the dark side clouded the Jedi and their ability to see things. 😕

Common knowledge.....and?

So you are one of those people who think Sidious LET Windu win? Sorry about that.

Grievous is agile as hell, not as agile as spidey, but dude, he can like cling to walls and shit and hop around like a ninja on crack..

A blaster? Well, a blaster wouldnt help him a bit, if anything, it would hurt him.

Oh your one of the people blind to the moment wahere he let Mace off the hook...?
Since you clearly need reminding, watch the scene again:

Watch for the bit where Palapatine has his sabre within striking range of Maces throat. Mace is clearly caught unawares as his last move has left his center line way open (Arms outstretched) Looking down at the blade ina blatant "F**k! I didnt seee that..." fashion.
Mace is DEFENSELESS at that point.
There is so much supporting this argument that only an imbecile would arrogantly pronounce it as not happening.

Palpatine allows Mace back into the fight.
Dicks cant see it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So NOW this has evolved into who can take more of a beating?

Dont tell me, its not relevant in a fight situation right...? 🙄

Marv and Rocky arent here though, are they...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Another assumption. In a SW universe he might have Midicholoreans.
Yeah, too bad he doesn't have them in his movies. Too bad we can't alter movie characters to our liking, innit? 😉 Hell, maybe by introducing spidey to the SW universe, every Jedi/Sith would magically be able to web swing and cling to walls!!! 😱 Maybe Wookkies would become magical leprechauns!!! 😱 Right.................Maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dont tell me, its not relevant in a fight situation right...? 🙄

Marv and Rocky arent here though, are they...?

I love it when you talk nonsense. 🙄

Well there are no Jedi in Spidey's films either....

Point out where they are, and you wont be a schmuck for your last statement.

Woooohooooo Spidey wins lolz

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love it when you talk nonsense. 🙄

WTF you clown shoe.

It was addressing your ludicrosity.

If its nonsense to you, its because
1) Its true: So naturally you will be blind to it anyways.
2) It was a reasoned retort to a brain dead post.

Are you SERIOUSLY saying that physical endurance feats arent relevant in a fight thread...?

Right thats it.

I can no longer take anything you say seriously.