Spider-man and The Jedi Order

Started by Robtard39 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's why you fail, young padawan. Vader can force choke people from across the galaxy.

The end. 😐

As always, you're a clown. I already said Spider-man would lose given the Jedi had a decent range of distance from Spider-man where they could execute a Force attack first.

I'm done though, as it is clearly impossible to have an honest debate when a SW character is involved.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's impossible to have an honest debate with you if a Star Wars character is involved, to date, I've only seen you acknowledge the 'film only' rule once; that was after pages and pages of debate though.

From what is shown in the films, yes, Spider-man is far quicker, agile etc. He wouldn't need to dodge attack after attack, he could easily attack first and kill or dodge and counter quicker than the Jedi's as seen in the movies.

How is he gonna attack first if the Jedi/Sith will sense it WAAAAAAAAAAAY in advance? They will know WHEN the attack is coming and WHERE it will be aimed. they will know exactly where Spidey will extend his leg/arm for the attack and proceed to lop it off with their lightsaber.

Indo story.

Vader never choked anybody across a whole galaxy in the movies.

Sorry for the pool pissing. Nothing personal.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Vader never choked anybody across a whole galaxy in the movies.

Sorry for the pool pissing. Nothing personal.

Well Spidey never punched or kicked anyone from across the galaxy.....

Ummmmmmmm..... I didnt say he did.... 😕

And here, watch the speed at which Anakin and Obi Wan fight. Especially at the beginning of the duel, also when they are floating above the lava at the end:

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Spidey can dodge all of their saber attacks? crylaugh

Not to mention their force powers. Anyone who thinks Spidey has a chance against a Jedi/Sith is insane.

Yes. Because he can move back faster than they can walk forward with the thing.

Besides: with Jedi morals of course they'd never use their powers for attack. 😖hifty:

Spiderman is a good man.....

.spider...

..thingy.

And Yoda versus Sidious. At 1:13, "Not if anything to say about it I have." Yoda force pushes Sidious in a micsosecond.

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Not to mention when he walked in and, with a simple hand wave, KO's both of the Emperor's guards.

INSTANTLY on both counts.

And watch the saber battle as the rotunda rises into the senate chamber, SPEED. Far too much speed for Spidey to deal with.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. Because he can move back faster than they can walk forward with the thing.

Notice how it's always Spider-man has to be the one defending...

Edit: Looking at that fight, Flash's straight punches were going either equal to or possible faster than the sabres.

And the emporer had too much for Yoda. Yoda got his ass kicked there.

SO badly, that he had to f*** off to live in a miserable mudhole for 20 years.

Originally posted by Robtard
Notice how it's always Spider-man has to be the one defending...

Edit: Looking at that fight, Flash's straight punches were going either equal to or possible faster than the sabres.

Heh yeah.
The Jedi would unlikely to be the ones coming forward, being Jedi and all, on further analysis.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. Because he can move back faster than they can walk forward with the thing.

So Spidey retreats out of reach of the saber, that's where a force pull/push comes into play.

No matter how you slice it, Spidey ends up dead before the Jedi/Sith breaks a sweat.

Episode 3, Dooku holds Anakin in mid air as if he were a rag doll. Whats Spidey gonna do against that? And please, no more "Spidey will go close quarters and pwn with punch/kick attacks!!!" I have already smashed that scenario.

Originally posted by Robtard

Edit: Looking at that fight, Flash's straight punches were going either equal to or possible faster than the sabres.

Yeah, thats bullshit and you know it.

Try harder, try again.

why not, they were both moving at human speed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Heh yeah.
The Jedi would unlikely to be the ones coming forward, being Jedi and all, on further analysis.

You box, if one boxer is clearly quicker than the other, does that boxer generally push the fight or does he sit back and defend/counter?

To further the point, if both boxers have the ability to KO in the first hit, who would win, the boxer who can react faster/first or the slower guy?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Spidey retreats out of reach of the saber, that's where a force pull/push comes into play.

No matter how you slice it, Spidey ends up dead before the Jedi/Sith breaks a sweat.

Episode 3, Dooku holds Anakin in mid air as if he were a rag doll. Whats Spidey gonna do against that? And please, no more "Spidey will go close quarters and pwn with punch/kick attacks!!!" I have already smashed that scenario.

Unless after they miss he immediately punches through their heads with super human force, redecorating in brain matter grey, of course.

And how about if they are blind and suffocating with a face of spider whatever...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Episode 3, Dooku holds Anakin in mid air as if he were a rag doll. Whats Spidey gonna do against that? And please, no more "Spidey will go close quarters and pwn with punch/kick attacks!!!" I have already smashed that scenario.

Dooku actually holds Kenobi in Ep3, not Anakin.

As for the topic, Spidey can counter with force push.

Or as for the current debate, Spiderman could try to web him up.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Unless after they miss he immediately punches through their heads with super human force, redecorating in brain matter grey, of course.

And how about if they are blind and suffocating with a face of spider whatever...?

This is where a Jedi/Sith use their incredible sense of precog. They can not only sense an attack, but can sense where it is coming from and what form it will take.

A Jedi will likely be defensive. As Spidey nears to attack, the Jedi will know if it is gonna be a punck or a kick, and where it will be aimed. They will have more than enough time to dodge and slice off a spider limb, or use a force attack.

A Sith? hell, Spidey is in even worse shape. They are gonna be more on the offensive, holding nothing back, able to do all that a Jedi does, but even more violently.

And if it is a web attack, come on. If Gobby can tear webs to shit, surely a saber can render them to ashes.

Be realistic, dude.

Originally posted by Placidity
Dooku actually holds Kenobi in Ep3, not Anakin.

As for the topic, Spidey can counter with force push.

Or as for the current debate, Spiderman could try to web him up.

Right, he force holds Obi Wan, then ***** kicks Annie, then hurls Obi Wan across the room like he was a rag doll. Even better.

Spidey can counter with force push? WTF are you talking about?

Read my previous post about the webbing.