John McClane vs Bane

Started by Lestov1610 pages

Not if the omnipotent "McClane Factor" has anything to say about it, according to some people.....

Holy shit just regular cop instinct would suffice.
Pretty obvious that the breathing mask is a weakpoint...
Once smashed off or shot (unless the basic equipment gimp holds) it'll all be academic. Theres tonnes of stuff that Batman wasn't allowed to do that McClane would be able to do. From nut shots to throat punchings... McClane beats this despite the gimptrolls objections.

I do like that at least the McHaters admit in a roundabout fashion that McClane has to be denied his standard gear (gun) while Bane is allowed his (mask), in order for McClane to have a chance of losing.

Actually Bane punches him in the face over and over again and he beats him down.

Bane was largely immune to pain (Due to the mask), so nut shots and throat punches wouldn't work.

Being punched in the face is a completely different pain than being hit in the testicles (you'd know if you had a pair) and the throat shot has less to do with inflicting pain as it does making one choke-up/out.

/pwnage

Originally posted by Robtard
Being punched in the face is a completely different pain than being hit in the testicles (you'd know if you had a pair) and the throat shot has less to do with inflicting pain as it does making one choke-up/out.

/pwnage

Indeed!

Pain or no pain a hit to throat could cause death by suffocation. If hit hard enough his throat would swell shut!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
From nut shots to throat punchings... McClane beats this despite the gimptrolls objections.

😆

Originally posted by Mindset
McClane loses, and frankly, you're an idiot if you disagree.

If this is a fist fight only, then how is it "Same scenario as DH1"?

That's why Bane dies via being shot in the head. As in the first response to this much prolonged debate.

Doesn't change the fact that certain people actually suggested that McClane would beat Bane H2H 😂

Doesn't change the fact that the thread had to be changed because Bane would lose a standard fight.

Doesn't change the fact that this isn't a standard fight. Matter of fact, the thread had to be changed from a standard fight into a scenario simplistic enough for McClane to accomplish 😆

The thread was changed because Bane would lose 10/10 based on the OP.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Doesn't change the fact that certain people actually suggested that McClane would beat Bane H2H 😂

If McClane's gimped to just using his fist and fighting a standard brawl, it's obvious Bane has a slight advantage.

But that's the point people are making, McClane first need to be gimped of his standard gear and then gimped of his supreme ability of using objects in the environment to his advantage.

When characters need to be gimped in order for the opponent to have a chance, that should tell you something. Remove your McHate goggles; you'll see.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bane has a slight advantage.
What a butthurt vagina.

When you're done wanking Bane, LMK.

I was the first person to point out that Comedian would make Bane his nancy ***** actually in the thread proper.

So nope, try again, you godawful homosexual.

LMK when you're done with the Bane wanking.

Bane just stood there whilst Batman tried his crap on him.

And even after repeated failures Bane still let Batman simply hit him.
Yet Batman was easily able to jump on and unleash punches to Bane's skull. All attempts failed..........why?

Because Batman sucked.

McClane would go straight for the throat and balls. Or use a nearby object to insert in the jugular.

Batman doesn't kill his opponents. His quote was "I'll just fight harder" lolz.

McClane has no such weakness.

Yes, he has no such weakness. Except for his weakness for being pwned by glass. Not sure how that's going to help him tank hits from the immune-to-pain concrete-puncher Bane 😆