Corrupt a wish

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Granted, you're Spider-Man and your life sucks.

I wish for a case of Dr Pepper.

Granted, they are 0 K.

As for Dr. Pepper Case... You get an Empty Case of Dr. Pepper. I drank it all.

I wish for... Something o.o

Granted, you receive a lump of coal.

I wish for a lump of coal.

Granted, it emits large amounts of radiation, turning you into a savage cannible The Hills Have Eyes Esque.

I wish for the money, the woman, and the happy ending.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Granted, you receive a lump of coal.

I wish for a lump of coal.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted, it emits large amounts of radiation, turning you into a savage cannible The Hills Have Eyes Esque.

I wish for the money, the woman, and the happy ending.

I wish for a teddy bear.

I lol'd IRL, also his name is Bob Barker.

Done!

It's alive, and begs for death.

I wish I were a nice guy.

Granted. A demon sees your good nature and in a fit of envy possesses you. Your body starts dislocating uncontrollably and you start spinning your head around screaming Meeeeeerrrin!

I wish I wasn't a narcicist with a FUBAR childhood.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I lol'd IRL, also his name is Bob Barker.

Done!

It's alive, and begs for death.

I wish I were a nice guy.

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted. A demon sees your good nature and in a fit of envy possesses you. Your body starts dislocating uncontrollably and you start spinning your head around screaming Meeeeeerrrin!

I wish I wasn't a narcicist with a FUBAR childhood.

I wish for this Thread to end.

*ClapClap* Done!

Dolos derails it to the point a porn dump becomes imminent, the mods step in and we're all banned.

I wish for this thread to continue.

Done!
The ban is not lifted on any of us but people keep it going.

I wish we are not banned... Except dolos.

Done! Raz takes down the site a week later. 🙁

I wish for a chiropractor.

Granted. Rudes, c'mere.

I wish Scar was an ugly chick so her posts attacking my character didn't hurt my feelings so much. 🙁

Originally posted by Dolos
Granted. Rudes, c'mere.

I wish Scar was an ugly chick so her posts attacking my character didn't hurt my feelings so much. 🙁

I still want a chiropractor.

Granted, I lower my standards to whatever malformed, unhealthy, ungroomed chick will let me bone her.

Granted, Rudes c'mere.

I wish for to achieve the Golden Ratio as it pertains to the Fibonacci sequence.

Granted... o.o but your now Gay..

I wish for another Dr. Pepper... that is full... and Carbonated... and not poisoned or messed with in anyway.

Granted, but you're now Dolos-sexual. Only attracted to Dolos' fine ass.

I wish the latter were true. 🪩

Granted. But your name isnt Dolos Legally or Spiritually.

I wish I could think of more wishs!

Granted, your head explodes from all the ideas.

I wish I could achieve perfect mental silence without incurring any kind of damage to myself or my mind. mmm

Granted. You NEVER Mentally think again. Instead you say what you mean to thuink no matter what it is.
Example. You see a woman with large boobies. Instead of looking and thinking she has large boobs you verbally say 'She has large boobies..'

I wish the ATM here worked.

Granted. Children are put into the ATM to manually serve you like in M43. 😂

I wish for a super clean shave and a man-voice and for my acne scars to be gone and for 20 pounds of muscle dispersed accordingly to each and every muscle group on my body.

Granted. The muscle is added instaneously and your skeleton and skin tissues are unprepared. Your skin ruptures and you bleed out, with multiple broken bones.

I wish for someone intelligent to debate with.