Captain America vs. Silver Surfer (with a twist)

Started by abhilegend20 pages

Some "nanosecond statements".

Deathstroke

https://imgur.com/a/ylUYGmB

Daredevil

http://i.imgur.com/ZpsLYUq.png

Alan Scott

https://i.imgur.com/nGUyGXv.png

All are as fast as Surfer objectively.

That DD arc was underrated as fug

Originally posted by abhilegend
Some "nanosecond statements".

Deathstroke

https://imgur.com/a/ylUYGmB

Daredevil

http://i.imgur.com/ZpsLYUq.png

Alan Scott

https://i.imgur.com/nGUyGXv.png

All are as fast as Surfer objectively.


Yeah, but he also has perception and reaction feats that kind go along with him able to percieve a nanosecond.

Without his board? Do tell.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Without his board? Do tell.

Does he need his board to percieve and or move his limbs? The board can only do so much.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You're right, Surfer was hallucinating and said he moves in a nanosecond. Daredevil also said he moves in a nanosecond in similar situation. Ergo Daredevil is as fast as Surfer.

Well...

ha-som

Originally posted by abhilegend
Some "nanosecond statements".

Deathstroke

https://imgur.com/a/ylUYGmB

Daredevil

http://i.imgur.com/ZpsLYUq.png

Alan Scott

https://i.imgur.com/nGUyGXv.png

All are as fast as Surfer objectively.

Even Cyclops has nanosecond statements -- and his are not randomly said but by the narration itself:
https://ibb.co/88sjmt1

Imagine relying on statements.

😂

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Does he need his board to percieve and or move his limbs? The board can only do so much.

He needs it be actually effective on the battlefield, as his fighting style depends on it too much.

Again, regardless of the media, he's been portrayed as clumsy and hapless without it. Hell, even had the very board used against him.

Even if Norrin could lay a finger on Cap, his shield is capable of absorbing every blow... and Steve is skilled enough to keep dancing around opponents who are actually fast, nimble and capable of flying (unlike Norrin here).

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Does he need his board to percieve and or move his limbs? The board can only do so much.

Except we have seen his body movements can't match his board's movements. Why would he need a board if he can move that fast himself? It's just like Thor and mjolnir.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Except we have seen his body movements can't match his board's movements. Why would he need a board if he can move that fast himself? It's just like Thor and mjolnir.

It's worse.

Thor knows the basics of fighting and melee combat.

Surfer doesn't. And he always feels out of his element when without his board.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Except we have seen his body movements can't match his board's movements. Why would he need a board if he can move that fast himself? It's just like Thor and mjolnir.

The board is his calling card. Doesnt mean his perception and arms can't be fast w/o it.

So post feats of him being fast without the board.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
The board is his calling card. Doesnt mean his perception and arms can't be fast w/o it.

Then why his showings say otherwise?

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
The board is his calling card. Doesnt mean his perception and arms can't be fast w/o it.

Then it will be easy enough to show in his hundreds of appearances, over a career spanning ~55 years, to show...one? Two? Instances of him perceiving and moving his limbs within nanoseconds.

Edit: 😂

Surfer's board is literally a separate sentient being that even became friends with Alicia, Dawn and more.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Surfer's board is literally a separate sentient being that even became friends with Alicia, Dawn and more.

And bonks him when he needs it.

👆

And it makes perfect sense, considering the nature and utilization of "Surfer's" speed.

Remember when Surfer trapped Mar-vell inside his board?

I always thought it was some frizzy special power.

Turns out it was just the board satisfying its vore fetish.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Remember when Surfer trapped Mar-vell inside his board?

I always thought it was some frizzy special power.

Turns out it was just the board satisfying its vore fetish.

YouTube video

This is what you hear when you're inside the board.

Originally posted by abhilegend
So post feats of him being fast without the board.

Surfer jumps, swings, flips, blasts, hacks, slashes, and martial arts' his way against countless immune cells and antibodies. Apparently they were designed to kill ftl intruders. Oh and yeah, the Surfer's severely weakened here. Even if Cap had the durability, he would get eaten up within the first fraction of a nanosecond in this scenario.

Surfer fans can thank me later.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Surfer fans can thank me later.